Witcher movie when?

Witcher movie when?

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there is one and it is shit, just like the first two witcher games (haven't played the third)

Starring Jeff Bridges

video game movies don't work.

First game was goat

When Mads finishes Star Wars.

Goose/Refn adaption of one of the books when?

>t. Uwe Boll

What wrong with Witcher 2? I'm about to start it.

Nothing, just play it

Gameplay is shit.

>a high fantasy world modeled after Poland without minorities
won't happen unless they get to push a stronk sorceress theme

As long as they wear skimpy costumes and deal sex cards, I'll take it.

>jeff bridges
nigga plz

>without minorities
>dwarfs
>elves
>all kinds of beasties

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There is one already

Turned out to be really """"good""""

>destroying Polish-made non-sjw, white and dark world
Stop, it would be full of feminism, niggers, race-mixing, anti-white and anti-male.

Clearly you lack imagination

>Geralt of Rivia, Transgender Otherkin Witcher
>Scoia'tel are black people instead of elves
>Nilfgaardian invasion is driving hordes of inexplicably brown people into the northern realms
>Redanians are literally Nazis

I predict several Oscars

Wew lad. Haven't seen that flick. Great choice

It's shit.

1>>>>>>
2

Hello Ciri

Beckinsale/Green as Yen

2018

1 was shit. 2 was better in every way.

1 was built on an old engine and the controls were bit outdated but it got the job done. And besides, The Witcher series is mainly lauded for its story and characters.

Sup Forumsfags dont like any game that isn't "nostalgic"

Let's make it a book movie then :^)

No idea but I hope they will wait untill the whole cultural marxists ideology gets curbstomped back into sewers or else it will fuck over this movie. Push back already started we just have to wait a little bit more.

not bad desu famaldindon

you're all fucking shit tasted plebs.
TW 1 & 3 are epic. 2 is pure fucking Call of Duty tier trash.
>Sup Forums plays vidya

Epic meme taste, lad

Which were terrible in the first game. It's very obvious they weren't confident handling the IP and made the first game an awkward side story. Besides Thaler, all of the original characters are shit. They even had to introduce a new Witcher just for the purpose of killing him off 5 minutes after you meet him. Witcher 2 had a much better story. Letho was a better villain than the entire salamandra combined. And the story and characters in general just felt like they were a part of the witcher universe.

nothing, it's more mature than the first game

Fine a better yennifer
Pro tip:
>you can't

>Witcher movie when?
there already is one, but it's a mashup of the series, and it's rather shit
the tv series is okayish enough if you know the source material and unless you are a spoiled brat and/or cynical to the max

dark tower and now the witcher

looks polish as fuck

Let's be honest here, the time traveling nonsense plot was fucking shit and retarded

It will be a HBO series after they finish GoT.
Geralt will be even more of a pussy, Jaskier will be fag and every based white man will be killed by strong witches.

>want to play the witcher
>they are 30 hours each
welp

just as much as he looks like clint eastwood

but they are already making one
from the producers of Mummy

poles are whiter niggers

that's only TW2
also you can skip it.

Nothing. Its pretty good. 3 is far and away the best though.

>without minorities
just how you managed to miss the whole point of non-humans?

W3 is around 140 hours with the first dlc and doing most missions.

W1's story is more like something out of a sci-fi novel than the "grounded" political intrigue of W2, but the first game portrays the atmosphere of the setting so much better I can't help but like it.

I liked TW1 a lot, but the whole plot of mutants felt off imo

>whole plot of mutants felt off imo
i can't fucking comprehend this level of degenerate pleb taste of Sup Forums

There was just a lot of dumb stuff in there, like the Adda quest
>remember when you painstakingly cured my daughter of the striga curse? it happened again lol |:4) -Foltest

It's a sci-fi take on a fantasy setting. Extrapolating setting details to their logical conclusion instead of ignoring internal logic to write the most dramatic and emotional story.

Would prefer an HBO series to a movie.

Fuck off, Sup Forumsermin and take your memes with you, you faggot

It really doesn't. It has one chapter with great atmosphere the rest is mediocre.

...

liv tyler as yennefer. what do you think?

>You will never discuss Kalkstein's idea of substsnce transformation with some alchemist again

Never since everyone would get triggered.
The SJW would hate it since it depicts rape, Geralt fucking around and little to no minorities. Plus, all the strong sorceresses look hot as fuck.
Stormcucks would hate it because it has a couple of strong women in it, the Scioa'tel or whatever they are spelled like, Radovid getting mad since he got bullied by a woman and the fact that some of the villians will be white males.

It's in the works I think. Going to be based on one of the books

Scoia tael are not noble savages, they are militias. Human invasion was literally a refugee crisis. Elfs were cucked by humans with the help of their women. That is why transdimensional elves have their women on a short lash. Eredin was making elfkind great again.

Eva Green or go home

Eredin to witchers world elves is like pic rel to real life leftards tho

>that one passage in the books when some Elven guy tells Geralt about how quick were Elven women to jump on the BIG HUMAN COCK because Elven men have little to no sex drive after certain age
>mfw

But the elves were there before humans. Stormcucks should love them

>The SJW would hate it since it depicts rape

They'd love it because they wouldn't understand the lodge of sorceresses is tongue in cheek. Girl power! :^)

>implying stormcucks can into logic

I haven't seen em praising native amreicans

Cast this guy Sup Forums

Cillian Murphy

...

I love how they completely forgot about him and Saskia in the Wild Hunt. Choices that matter, eh CD Project?

>However, he was originally planned to be one of the main non-playable characters.

Sadboys. I would've liked to play a character focusing on archery for a change.

Yen has to be bitchy and eminently punchable. Green can do haughty but I just can't hate her. If she was to play someone, Francesca Findabair or Phillipa eilhart would be a better match.

Diego Klattenhoff.
Beckinsale on the other hand pisses me off.

They didn't bother because only plebs didn't take Roche's path.

>siding with a literal incompetent manchild
every time

>just can't hate her

Then why would you want her to play the most hateable character in the series?

with unlimited money and time machine

Perfect Geralt was Prime Sam Neil.

>Sam Neil

That's laughable nigger. It's so obviously Braveheart era Mel Gibson

>Roche gives you a chance to prove yourself
>Elf nigger tries to kill you and your gf for reasons several times

>shilling across the boards
you polack cunts aren't even being subtle anymore.
Honestly, how much do you get payed?

>payed

Hugh Jackman could play both, Geralt and Roche. He doesn't even need contacts to play Geralt.

Iorveths path is objectively more fun

It is, but Roche is easily more bro

Literally nothing. Install the combat mod and have fun

Only the first two

third is 80 hours base game + 40 with dlc

just play em. If you play games casually it'll be a great comfy series that will last you a year if not more.

>so many Sup Forumstards here
What the fuck. If a Witcher movie was ever made, it would be based on the short stories and novels, not the games. That means no Iorveth, Roche or other game-only characters.

This

Also, I'd like to see a completely different portrayal of Geralt from the games anyway

Roche is the shit, Iorveth is shit.

He got cut. He was supposed to be in Novigrad. They'll probably add him back in with the Enhanced Edition.

Saskia is dead

Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach

Crevan Espane aep Caomhan Macha, also known as Avallac'h

Yennefer

OOOOH

beside the fact he's a bit beefy, good call

ugly gypsy

yen looks scandi/slavic

Just give her violet conctat lenses and she's good to go

>jeremy renner
>lambert
fuck, it's like he was born to play "that guy"

0/10 not my witcher waifu

bloody baron