WHATHAPPEN?

WHATHAPPEN?

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DAYTOOKUR

Zeyt Ukcher

DEY KEKED HER

post cringy seagal shit pls m8s

Snatch every motherfucker birthday

youtube.com/watch?v=2b5bG8Rcpxo

lilbi me
vanopi athere i tod u baut

IS THAT BUD SPENCER

U OWE ME 50 BUCK?

oufff
wha ket u bak
stisore bada fity baks?

nope.

someone set up us the bomb

Sea gal posting is the best thing since sheev posting.

Lmao Sheevposting was one autistic Redditor being autistic.

Hey beetch are you seagalpost here or what?

BLOODBANK

what did Joel Edgerton mean by this?

>DAY TOOKER

What did he mean by this?

Can someone post that Webm where he dances like an absolue autist?

>Well im Sorritu Heathat.
Who was Sorritu Heathat and what did he want?

"Day Tooker" is a codename for Seagal's character in the movie. He got it because he takes days out of bad guy lives. Usually birthdays.

he was ittin's cousin

Anyone have the video of his awful weapon handling?

Here you go pham

>ambidextrous
>doesnt use more effort than he needs to

Beyond Operator level

>not posting the clip
been trying to find it everywhere

When an already bad actor phones it in.

Anyone have that quote from Seagal on Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai?

Same, someone please post.

RIP BAMBINO AND TRINITY

youtu.be/d1In78YppuA

The old man's still got it.

how do I get my hairline to be so tight like that. I'm losing the battle

Ah classic revisionism

Let me guess, Baneposting was a lone 9gagger?

Day Tooker

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>IQ OF A MATURE CATIPILLAR

POETRY
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Holy fucking shit, I just fucking realized that the only reason why he turned around was because the recoil was too much without shoulder support

>I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0

confirmed to not have done no cardio AT ALL

Didn't he live in Japan for life two years when he was 20?

What in the actual fuck does that mean? Like did he just adlib the line and refuse to do another take? Or is it a saying or something?

Hair plugs?

Thats right he uses the recoil to fuel his movement.

>I cant into airplanes

You dont get it user, but dont worry a lot of people dont get it too, it seems like its only me who appreciates the art of sensei stephen

Do you even know how a fucking plane flies?

You need 4 basic things

>Weight
Seagal weighs a respectable ton
>Lift
Seagal could easily lift a solid ton
>Thrust
Seagal could hit like a truck
>Drag
He's been known as the 2010's Tokyo drift king.

It seems that user cant into aviation at all, you dont even get that he's using his arms as a propeller, if he goes any faster he'd fly and break the speed of sound

face it, your feeble mind cant comprehend the trancendent level of sensei's aviation-fu

>tfw board culture gets no respect

Thats just flair. T-1000 runs like a robot because he is a robot.
Seagal runs arms flailing because he's a passionate man but also restrained to unnecessary effort.

He's a cop and has been for a very long time. It's a street term that means to kill someone.

CLASSIC Seagal.

Two years in normal human years is like a lifetime for Seagull. The man's a supernatural legend.

fucking tears rolling down my face

and yet Cruises passion for movies made him pull of more stunts in that movie than Seagal ever did in his entire career

holy shit

so at the end of the day, the supposed dishonorable seagal is actually honorable that he's using the guns as a means to propel himself to his enemies so he could kill; them with his bare hands?

It ain't real m8.

Jump on fin if you're losing ground.

HEY BEACH

Baneposta still saw bout da fity bach?

Why is he hiding there?

youtube.com/watch?v=3YXl5uh2CLs

it takes the IQ of an elite operator to know the difference between killing someone with a gun and taking someones life with your bare hands

because he's about to snatch every motherfucker birthday

i always thought it was a "tree caterpillar". maybe i'm deaf

>walks right up to seagal with his hand on his hip

I like how the first guy marches right up to him and puts his gun hand right in slashing range. Couldn't shoot him from across the room in the weaver stance, nosiree.

>holding gun
>walk directly into huge fat guy with sword

will birthdayboys ever learn?

>i have a gun
>hes walking towards me
>better walk towards him too and smack him with my gun

Seagal Cinematic Universe when?

wont i get shrinked testicles or infertility or something

why

Why would oyu need one? implying theyre not all connected

MINOXIDIL

Seriously. All the cucks will say "bruh it gives you wrinkles" but so the fuck what. Just put some face lotion on once or twice a day and you mitigate that side effect immediately.

One 3-month course of generic Rogaine (Minoxidil) costs like $30. There's really no reason to be bald in this day and age.

You still sore about that 30 bucks?

no need, all of seagals cinèmas are autobiographical

I'm tryin ta walk the stupid path of peace

Eastern European DVD stores are his cinematic universe

>I've been thinking about those fiddy bucks [...]

What the fuck does he say afterwards? I wanna learn the whole lore behind those fiddy bucks

youtu.be/1_Rmj_rtWlo?t=14s

>Unsheathe the sheathe

>give yourself ED for only $30!

youtube.com/watch?v=4KlyHwnPqns

>I was raised in Japan.
I thought he was raised in inner-city America where he was in an all black band?

this is how it goes down.

>sensei: man, what kept you, vick? you still sore bout dat fifty buccs?
>vick: nope.

Nice meme, cuck. Fin (supposedly) gives you ED, Minoxidil doesn't do jack shit for your boner unless you're an out of shape cuck who doesn't know how to exercise or eat properly.

>t. been on minox for 2mos and still get very strong/frequent morning wood

I know this classic scene. I want to know what he says in the trailer I linked

Well I'm sorry to hear that

>Seagal was five-years-old when his family moved from Lansing, Michigan to Fullerton, California. But that doesn’t stop him from telling stories about impressing the local blues artists who travelled from all over the country to Detroit.

>“Little Milton hadn’t heard me play before. I was doing this Lightnin’ Hopkins thing. Milton looked at me and nodded, like he was trying to say, “This mutha ain’t white.”

Is there anything he can't do?

>ive been thinkin bout that fifty bucks i owe you...
>its sixty bucks
>how about if we knock of 5 dollars for every time i save your ass today?
>how about we double down if i get your butt out of here in one piece
>mo deal.

im a transcriptionist so you can trust this

hollywood politics
he's too real to play their game

TV series starring Seagal when?

Thank you, now I feel like an enlightened caterpillar.

>has the gall to call someone else a cuck when hes the one with the receding hairline and soon to be defunct boner
top kek cuck

True Justice senpai

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You still have yet to show me a source for minox causing ED

Also I'm not using it on my head, you cuckboy. :^)

>inb4 the liberal reddi/tv/irgin can't come up with a SINGLE peer-reviewed double-blind study to confirm his bullshit

THIS
MUTHA
AIN'T
WHITE

miox doesnt cause ED, it just doesnt work in the longer term.

You are still balding, just usinging a chemical to temporarily push more blood into the follicles.

Cyborg Nemesis and End of a Gun release date when?

ayy lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM

>Y'know...

he already had two,
Lawman
youtube.com/watch?v=J_dnw7uz6rY
True Justice
youtube.com/watch?v=BN-9rZM_onc

1.) I'm not balding, I'm just using Minoxidil to grow hair elsewhere. It just werks for me, and all the others who've used it for >3mos :^)
2.) So you don't have a source?

Well, I'm sorry to hear that...

you a minox beard too

>be half jap
>shitty beard genetics
>try minox for 2 months
>full beard
>minox off 8 months now
>kept 70% of gainz
>now looks like jon snow

im okay with that