I see no incest thread in catalog

I see no incest thread in catalog.

Lets have an incest thread.

>be me.
>early 2000's.
>still living at parents.
>making love to little sister in my room late at night. (past midnight)
>we're on floor between the wall and bed
>doing missionary on carpet cause bed springs would make too much noise.
>trying to make as little noise as possible.
>it was more like hip grinding with my dick inside her than actual "slap slap" fucking.
>suddenly door knob noise.
>slight knock on door.
>[mother's soft voice:] "user?... user?... you awake?"
>we freeze immediately on the floor ceasing all grinding/pumping.
>slight knock on door again.
>"user?... you guys awake?".
>fucking terrified she might have a key.
>just frozen there on top of sister with my now softening dick inside her.
>no more knocking. just silence.
>we hear mother stepping away from door.
>me and sister get up from floor in biggest fucking hurry ever and start putting our clothes on.
>we slide into the bed trying not to make noise and put the covers on us.
>pretend to be asleep waiting for mother to comeback with key. (didnt know if she had one)
>but mother never comes back.
>next day see mother in the afternoon.
>tells me she knocked last night.
>told her i didnt hear and i had fallen asleep with sis.
>she didnt say anything else about locked door.
>always figured she might suspect.
>left it alone.
>never asked.

Pic not related.

...and then???

we kept doing it for years. just freaked us out a bit we almost got caught that one time. but it went on for a long time.

who dis?

..and then?

i'll start from beginning if you'd like.

>anyone else can post their own experiences too btw.

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Same girl? Anyone got more?

>me.
>19.
>@ beginning of 21st century.
>have cute little sister that sleeps in my room with me sometimes since forever.(cultural thing)
>puberty hits her
>gets amazing ass and legs in hurry
>start having sexy thoughts about her
>cant even spoon her in bed at night without getting erections
>we talk about secrets and sex while laying down in bed at night, or hangin out in room playing PS2, or watching tv
>starts asking me questions about sex
>i give her all the answers legit
>sex talks get me horny so i try to have them any time i can
>one day alone in house we're talking about sex
>asks me about guy's dick size
>"do all guys have big dicks like in porn?"
>(cause she'd seen porn)
>i tell her no. tell her most guys are average
>she asks me what average is
>tell her: "5 or 6 inches."
>tell her im average
>horny at this point. so i offer to show her what average looks like
>doesnt take me up on it right there on spot. ("haha. no thanks")
>but later on that same day she's down for it
>we agree to trade.
>agrees to show me her boobs if i show her my dick.
>wait till no parents around.
>show her my dick sporting erection already.
>she kinda laughs cause it's hard.
>tell her its because of situation.
>she looks at it up close.
>asks if its ok to touch it.
>i tell her its fine.
>heart beating super fast now.
>she sort of inspects it with her fingers. squeezing mostly. like a sausage or something.
>she stops touchin after a bit.
>i pull pants up and ask her for her side of the deal.
>"ok".
>she pulls her shirt up and her bra down.
>perky brand new tits.
>i go to touch them with my hands.
>she backs up and tells me: "no."
>i tell her its fair i touch cause she touched mine.
>she rolls her eyes, says fine.
>i reach out and grab her new tits.
>soft and perky as fuck.
>i touch them for a brief time.
>asks if im done as Im doing it.
>i say yes and pull my hands away.
>[didnt really wanna stop though.]
>she pulls up her bra and fixes her shirt.
>we stop at that that one time.

OP here. ill post what i have.

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What happened after?

>be me.
>19.
>little sister with me in room.
>we're in bed.
>late hours.
>parents in their room.
>we're talking about random bullshit. (mostly her school stuff)
>get her talking about sex again.
>tells me one of her classmates is dating a senior in HS.
>says "they're already having sex".
>asks me when did i first have sex.
>i tell her how old i was. (i was 15)
>asks me questions about it.
>(with who?, what it was like, how it felt, etc.)
>coversation getting me horny again.
>we keep talking.
>asks me how do guys know when they're gonna cum?.
>tell her about sensation. ("it feels like tickling".)
>have erection im hiding at this point.
>fully horny now.
>ask if i can see her boobs again.
>but doesnt want to show me. (cause we'd have to turn on the light).
>i ask if i can just touch them instead.
>she sort of stood quiet for a bit...
>then said: "ok, fine" in kind of an annoyed voice.
>we're under covers.
>i put my hand up her shirt and and under bra and start touching.
>feel around for a bit.
>asks if im done kind of annoyed.
>i tell her i am. (but i didnt wanna stop)
>she sort of fixes her bra and shirt.
>then tells me "you touched mine so i can touch yours".
>i immediately say ok
>but im fucking surprised she even said that cause she sounded annoyed i was touching before.

>i let her touch.
>she starts sort of touching/patting my dick over my sweats.
>she mentions my erection.
>i get ballsy and ask if she wants to touch under my pants.
>she stays quiet for a bit.
>tells me "alright".
>i pull the elastics of my sweats down on front with one hand, and guide her hand with my other hand.
>so her hand is on my dick.
>she doesnt jerk me off though.
>sort of just touches it up and down and touches my balls feeling around.
>mentions my balls having hair.
>she pulls her hand away and tells me she's done.
>i pull up my sweats still sporting erection.
>we lay there for a bit more, talking.
>wanna keep doing shit but she just keeps talking about random stuff.
>my erection eventually subsides.
>i didnt push anything else.
>she eventually got tired and fell asleep.
>i fell asleep soon after, spooning her.

A handful of guys jerking off together to stories about fucking a guy's sister. Exemplars of humanity, one and all...

Bummmmmp

Heard Shed was posting new stuff tonight. I miss the thread? Anyone know?

Pic totally unrelated to anything

Yolo

>stop liking what i dont like.bmp

Any more?

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And?

>be me.
>19
>year 2000 something.
>sister occasionally still sleeps with me at night.
>[old family habit]
>she's touched my dick few times now, but not jerked me off yet.
>at that point i could confidently ask if i can fondle her tits while we're laying there.
>sometime she'd say no, but she would almost always let me.
>tit touching escalated over the days.
>one night she's face up with covers to her waist, her shirt up and bra down.
>im grabbing both perky tits with my hands.
>i pretend to be inspecting them/looking, but im really just working up the courage to suck on them.
>[really wanted to suck on them for the longest by then.]
>i ask if i can kiss them.
>she asks me "why".
>i tell her i just want to.
>she thinks a bit about it as im still grabbing them and says ok.
>heart pumping fast and hard.
>feels like its gonna pop out of my chest.
>i start kissing softest nipples ever.
>figure i'd already gone this far, so I go for broke and start sucking on one.
>then the other.
>i look up at her and see the silhouette/half shadow of her face looking down at me attentively.
>i am super hard at this point.
>keep doing it for a bit more.
>then i sort stop/pause.
>she pushes my hands away and tells me "eww, you left your drool all over me".
>and she wipes herself with her shirt.
>i am livid at this point and really want to do anything else.
>(being honest, i was ready to have sex)
>but i dont wanna push it too much.
>i tell her i need to go to the bathroom.
>asks me if i have to go pee.
>i tell her "no. im gonna do something else" kinda hoping she'd get the idea and be down for something else.
>but she scuffs ("ugh") and turned her body/face away from me. (she was laying down).
>i am sad and dissapointed she wasnt down for anything else.
>realize probably really pushing it now.
>sort of just standing next to door then.
>decide not to fap and just get back in bed with her.
>spoon her. hug her.
>seemed annoyed, so i left it alone.
>fell asleep blue balled

I'm looking for Shed too.

KEK

go on

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Good story but no columnfag

I miss those uodates

>No columnfag
I question that.

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You're getting that too?

Some of you remember column? That was like year ago or so.

>be me
>20 by then
>regularly sucking tits when possible / she'd let me
>been sort of badly jerked off once but not to completion.
>and only cause she wanted to see what cum/cumming looked like IRL
>(she'd seen it porn. so i offered to show it to her)
>but we stopped cause we got interrupted
>(parents door opened in middle of act)
>either mother or father went to bathroom. (bathroom fan-light went off) and we didnt look to see who.
>anyways,another day, im watching tv with her in living room
>parents home.
>mother in kitchen talking to father at kitchen table.
>not paying attention to their conversation cause TV.
>suddenly mother approaches me and asks me if I need something from the store.
>["your father is taking me to the store, do you want something]-- Her exact words. I remember that shit.
>im distracted so i just tell her i dont want anything.
>mother asks sister if she wants to go with them or she wants something
>sister says she wants to stay and watch tv
>i remember she asked them for something. but i dont remember what exactly what though. but it was food.
>parents leave to the store.
>just the two of us in living room. sitting on different couches
>we're watching S Club 7.
>Rachel was a hottie, so I'd watch that stupid show too.
>realize this is good moment to bring up what we were doing nights before and didnt finish cause parents woke up.
>I call her name, and she turns her face towards me away from tv
>ask her if she still wants to see what cum looks like IRL.
>tells me no cause she wants to watch tv.
>im dissapointed. but dont wanna push it though cause sometimes she'd get annoyed.
>figure probably better leave it alone for now.
>i just keep watching tv.
>brief moment later turns to me and asks me: "will it take long?".
>my heartbeat spikes up in an instant
>i tell her "it probably wont".
>she says "ok then, or ok fine." (i cant remember.)
>asks me where we're gonna do it.
>been fucking thinking about it for days, so i already know.

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Come on faggot. That can't be the end of your bullshit story.

Please keep going

>i jump up from couch to lock the house door (which was literally like 5 feet away behind couch i was sitting at)
>i lock the door with both locks
>she's just standing there in the living room in front of tv, still looking at it. sort of waitin
>i tell her to go with me to the bathroom, and she follows me.
>I leave bathroom door open just in case parents come back we could hear them.
>parents house's bathroom back then had a long sink, and the toilet was next to it
>she leaned against sink sort of just waiting for me show her.
>already hard by time i got to bathroom.
>i do my thing and start jerking off above toilet bowl
>my dick doing all the thinking for me now
>figure I might as well ask her for "help"
>she asks me how
>i grab her hand and tell her to jerk me off like night days prior.
>she grabs my dick and sort of starts jerking me
>most fucking awkward hand job ever and it didnt matter
>it was all it took for me to start spurting out semen into and outside of toilet bowl. some on floor
>the feeling of euphoria subsides, and reality starts rushing back i
>i look down on her hand and notice she's got some cum on it
>she brings her hand up to her face and starts sort of inspecting it/looking at it
>sort of playing with it with her fingers like its rubberbands on fingers.
>brings her hand up to her nose and smells it
>tells me "it kinda smells like clorox"
>nearly came again when she smelled it
>she looks around for toilet paper and wipes it off her hand.
>i grab some toilet paper from her and start wiping myself down too
>word for word she says to me: "that was cool" (kinda smiling).
>i told her to wash her hands before she went back outside and she did.
>she went back to watching tv
>i stayed behind cleaning/wiping cum from bathroom floor and toilet rim with toilet paper
>sort of using the light of bathroom to see if i missed any cum one floor
>then went back outside to living room and unlocked the door.
>parents showed up maybe 30 minutes later

Starting to wonder if Shed, Column, Betabro and LSA aren't the same person using different names and slightly different styles to front a bunch of different "real" identities. Stylistically their writing is very similar (seriously, compare their works side by side), only with slight variations for each persona. You can see elements of column's comedic style blending with LSA's descriptive style in Shed's work. Plus do you ever see any of them posting at the same time?

Yeah, of course. He just reported in last night...

Need more

its the same guy promoting himself on varius boards.

seems to be autistic or just really fucking lonely.

not hard to see really.

Don't care if same. My fav is column. .. want more

bruh

> be me
> stay at parents house, run a little website buisiness while in school
> they head down to florida where its warmer
> homealone.jar
> dicking around doing whatever I feel like, no clients
> around 9pm, after ive mad some shitty microwave meal
> door bell rings
> open it, its my sister
> she comes inside and hugs me
> surprised, I thought she was with her boyfriend
> her boyfriend was spending time with his family, she came home to spend time with us for Christmas
> tell her that dad and mom are away
> "Oh"
> call parents, tell them that sisters staying at home
> "Okay user watch her, be her big brother"
> whatever
> she takes her bag upstairs to her room
> I return to mine
> she unpacks, takes a shower
> goes to sleep
> i lurk on here until Christmas Day in the morning, then fall asleep
> next day, wake up later at like 8
> take a shower, put on some clothes
> head down to make breakfast
> sisters already made some breakfast
> "Thanks sisanon"
> head over to out shitty tree to grab a candycane
> find present, adressed to me
> its obviously from her
> ask her if its from her
> "Santa"
> open it, box of chocolates
> feel bad for not getting her a present, so I share it with her
> also give her like 50 bucks
cont? It gets good.

You've already started, you can't stop

yes ofc

Keep going...

tf why write that much about nothing

Yeah continue

Lurking

she spends the day hanging with her friends, goes shopping, whatever
> Im off today too
> playing Dota and CS:GO the whole day
> lunch, dinner, sleep
> next day wake up, shes not home
> note on counter
> she went to get some stuff from her dorm
> I make myself some eggs
> spend the day helping clients fix their websites
> grow sick of microwave shit, eat out, and buy some healthy veggies
> return home
> finish day
> she comes home, opens the door with her keys
> "Hey broanon"
> "Hey"
> she goes to her room and does whatever
> asleep
> next two days, she justs sits on her phone and laptop on tumblr and facebook doing shit
> shes not a crazy feminazi though
> and nexflix
> using so much bandwidth
> ask her when shes leaving
> "a couple days user"
> next day
> wake up, look for a couple clients
> sister says shes going to leave
> okay
> goes to shower
> minding my own buisiness when she walks in my room with just her towel
> "Broanon can you help me with my hair"
> shit is knotted as fuck
> k whatever
> go over, take a comb and start mowing through the knots
> "Ow that hurts"
> she grabs her hair, and while going so the half the towel slips a bit
> reaches down to grab it and her ass bumps into me
> feels really good
> boner.cpp
> cant help myself
> try to tuck
> miss, fuck up, dicks stuck like a tent
> she turns around, looks at me, ashamed
> looks down at my pants
> looks back up at me
> gets really redfaced
> its so awkward
> I leave she gets dressed quickly now

>be me.
>20.
>year 2000 something.
>handjobs kinda regular occurrence.(i'd ask)
>but only at night when parents asleep and we're under covers.
>also mostly in a hurry cause school and waking up early for her.
>been asking about oral though. (if she was down to try it)
>but she kept shooting me down.
>then suddenly she stopped sleeping in room with.
>she'd just sleep in her room.
>(not come in and stay in room with me)
>so i stopped asking about oral cause i figured maybe i had annoyed her.
>few weeks later one night we're playing ps2 in my room and it gets late.
>mother comes into room and mumbles on about mundane family shit.
>(she's standing at door frame)
>asks sister if she's just gonna sleep there or in her room.
>sister says she is staying there with me as she's playing.
>im confused as fuck cause i thought she was mad or annoyed or something.
>mother tells me to lower volume cause father in bed already, and then leaves.
>me and sis keep playing PS2 till late.
>she gets tired of playing and says she's going to bed. (she was already on bed)
>bed literally behind me.
>i dont know what to think of anything cause she hadnt been staying in the room with me cause i thought i i had annoyed her.
>dont wanna push anything so i keep playing PS2. (but i did want to though)
>then maybe like, 3-5mins minutes later after she "went to bed" I hear her voice behind me asking me what time im coming to sleep.
>(shit, i thought she was already asleep.)
>im both confused and slightly aroused cause i dont know if what im thinking is what she wants, or its just my dick thinking for me like always.
>i tell her i can go to bed right now if she wants me to turn it all off.
>tells me to just come to bed.

Yeah, no, it's pretty obviously not the same. For one, they actually have posted in the same thread together, (column and Shed at least), plus your timing is all off. Column started posting like two years ago and largely stopped a while back. Then like a month ago LSA and She revised up. So you think this guy frequently posted for months then dropped off the map for a long time, then suddenly came back to start posting again with a completely different writing style?

You're right on one thing tho, shed and Betabro are literally the same person, that Liz story was just something shed wrote on his off time. Some guy who didn't recognise his name started calling him Betabro.
What makes to say that?

Bro pretype

> help her bring her stuff down
> shes about to leave
> shes pretty cute
> fucking dick
> shes just about to leave
> "Bye broanon"
> hugs me
> as shes doing so, my dick bumps into her jeans
> she definately felt it
> she whimpers
> she bring her hand down
> grabs it though my pants
> its fucking raging
> leans in really close and whispers in my ear
> "I love you, broanon"
> she kisses me on my cheek while I bring her inside
> shes moaning
> carry her up the stairs
> to her room
> bust through, throw her on her bed
> "fuck me"
> take off her sweater
> tank top underneath, her boobs glorious,
> you can see her tits, shes hard
> she take off her tank top
> they're perfect
> she rolls over and grabs the frame while I slide off her pants
> her ass is better
> I drop my pants
> they hit the floor
> everyone walk the dinosaur

>i get up and turn off the PS2 and the tv and get in bed with her.
>it was mostly dark but my old bedroom window at parents house had a light fixture next to it, and some light would seep in so you could still see things.
>i get in bed under covers and spoon her with my hips away from her butt,
>cause usually i'd get erections and I wasnt sure if I was imagining things or thinking wrong and didnt wanna piss her off or something.
>so im just laying there in bed with her quietly and not trying anything
>starting to get sleepy.
>start to sort of forget about sexual thoughts.
>suddenly she sort of moves around and tells me she likes sleeping on my bed cause its softer than hers.
>i figure this is good time to ask, so i ask her if she was mad at me.
>tells me she wasnt mad at me.
>ask her if she minded the hand jobs.
>tells me she didnt mind.
>i ask her if she was mad cause i was asking her for oral.
>tells me she is not mad about that or anything.
>i figure im pushing my luck again, so i just stay quiet and kept sort of just spooning her with my hips away from her butt.
>then maybe 5 seconds laters she says to me: "If I do it to you, do you do it to me?".
>(those were her exact fucking words i'll take to my grave)
>i tell her i'll do it if she wants me to.
>says to me: (word for word) " I wanna know what it feels like"
>i ask her if she wants me to do it now.
>says i have to close the door.
>my heart is beating fast again like the times before.
>probably the one thing i remember most was that. how fast my heart would beat when things happened.

Once was in a tent with my cousin on the other side of a divider. She said "I'm changing, don't come over. Well... I actually don't care, you've probably seen tits before." She's busty and hot and I'm in love. And I DIDN'T. FUCKING. TAKE. THE. CHANCE. I've had like 3 wet dreams about her, and nobody else. At first I didn't care about her, but the wet dreams opened my eyes and showed me the perfect girl. So now I've fapped a lot.

Pic related, she's 14.

For the love of god continue

How old were you guys?

>anyway, i got up and close the door slowly as fuck so the knob and the hinges dont make a lot of noise when I lock it.
>then i get back in bed with her and she says that I have to do it to her first.
>im already sporting a massive erection under my sweats for obvious reasons.
>i tell her its fine and ask her to take off her pants.
>she's laying there face up and takes the covers off of her.
>then she lifts up her butt and takes off her pants down to her ankles.
>i tell her to take them off all the way off or I cant do it right.
>but she refuses to take them off completely and leaves them on on one leg at the ankle.
>then she opened her legs for me and thats the first time i ate her out.
>wish i could say her pussy smelled like roses. but it didnt.
>it was very fucking musky (kinda like sweat/B.O.) and it sort of smelled like piss.
>but i ate that pussy with the biggest hard on of my life up until that moment.
>as im going down on her, the only thing she ever said to me the whole time was: "that feels good".
>then moments later she asked me to stop and i did cause I didnt want to annoy her.
>i asked if she liked it and she just said "yeah. it feels good" but i didnt ask why she wanted me to stop. i just stopped.
>then she started putting on her pants (sweats) and said to me "ok now me".

>14

ABANDON SHIP

Sure is summer

MOARRR

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> Erections when spooning

I know that one (

Yes indeed.

predictable / 10

I can only imagine what you were feeling, getting that close.

damn dude u better finish this

>her exact words (ok now me)
>im fucking horny as fuck at this point trying to sort of process everything thats happening
>she's sitting next to me on bed waiting for me to lay down
>i lay down on the bed with a pillow behind my head trying not to make too much fucking noise with the stupid bed springs as I moved
>(that bed was noisy)
>she's trying to stay as quiet as possible too
>i lay down with a pillow behind my head
>once in position i pulled down my sweat pants and my erection sort of just sprung out of my pants.
>she asked me "how do i do it?" and I told her to just lay herself down on my stomach
>she sort of positioned her upper torso on my stomach and grabbed my dick.
>sort of stopped there for a moment looking at it / grabbing it.
>so i told her to go on and do it
>then she put her mouth around it for the first time
>and thats how i got my very first blowjob ever from her
>cant even describe how erotic thw whole experience was when she first wrapped her mouth around my dick that night
>but i have to be honest and mention that it was very far from a good blowjob. (too much teeth)
>and yet, like the handjob, it didnt fucking matter
>I still had to constantly keep telling her to stop or I was gonna cum.
>trying to make it last as long as possible,
>but whole ordeal probably lasted maybe couple of minutes
>till I could no longer hold out and i pulled her face away from my dick (from her shoulder) before i shot into her mouth.
>i came all over my stomach and own my own hand.
>(cause i didnt wanna piss her off)
>then after the euphoria subsided we cleaned up a bit and we took turns going to the bathroom to wash up.
>took turns cause i figured that way it wouldnt look too suspicious if our parents heard us getting up at same time..
>that was the first of many blowjobs [and hanjobs], and me going down on her for about 2 years.
>and then like 2 years later (give or take a few months) we finally had sex.
>no way to prove, but true story anons.
>enjoy.

I am getting so erect. I'm going to have to fap so hard after this.

You should add this story to the directory.. well written and nice story

any story associated with going all the way with her? like how did you convince her

greentext later oral stories, first time u made her cum? and ofc, first time u two had sekz.. plz continue user

"Can't take long" that's the truth right there.

you didn't once say how fucking old she was during this. are you fucking retarded???

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dont wanna trigger a moral discussion. it always devolves into that.

just say it, the story is ruined without it!

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sauce?

>like how did you convince her

i didnt have to convince her. it happened naturally.

i used to rub my dick on her pussy as sort of a "break" from eating her out (cause my tongue and jaw would get tired), and every time i pushed my dick inside she'd stop me.

then one day when I was doing it she didnt stop me. she let me put it in and and thats how we had sex the first time.

"im confused as fuck" How do women even work? So confusing and yet fascinating at the same time.

what culture is this where it's common for you guys to sleep in the same bed? with pics like that don't blame you. what's your relationship like now?

The culture of the Deep South of the Amerifags

My heartbeat is going a little as well, just from the secondhand emotions.

Nah, it's cool. I'm not sexualizing her or anything. RIGHT, guys?

19/13 till 27/21.

This is when people start being you, but I just sprung a boner

Nothing wrong with that

>what culture is this where it's common for you guys to sleep in the same bed?

she'd sleep with me sometimes, but she had her own room. when the sex started she'd sleep with me, or pretend to have fallen asleep in my room. then we'd just lock the door and try to fuck as quietly as possible.

Start bashing you*

hawt

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Makes the whole thng even more taboo and hot.

>Nothing wrong with that

well, i lied by one year. but you get my point.

>just avoiding the moral fags.

>put it in

is this story over?