I've been flirting with this girl but idk if she's trying to smash or not . How should I ask??

I've been flirting with this girl but idk if she's trying to smash or not . How should I ask??

"can i hit"
also checked

"So why haven't we had sex yet?"
If she has no good answer tell her to come over.

I'm a bit nervous

You autis if she saying she wants it

>ask her out
>make moves
>fucking smash it

>how to not autis 101

/thread

send a picture of your dick and write "just kidding" on it. So that way if she doesnt like you can say it was just a joke

I'm aspie as fuck, but even I know as soon as a broad asks where she be in the "vodka and bed" mix, the correct answer is "get your ass here."

Samefag

How 2 make the vagina in penise

Sounds like you have done this user

Guys you make it sound easy. But I'm a puss that has only gotten laid by luck

LOLE NOT EVEN :-D

Gr8 shop

No you moron. It works.

yeah but my dick is too small so i wrote "JK"

Thank u

It ain't gonna fuck itself.

That's all getting laid is.

Nigga, you gotta roll the dice to get a nat20.

>"You keep calling me papi and I'm going to make you a mommy"

Mate you've used C:
You've no shot now.

What the fuck happened to this generation of "men"

This board is so fucking awful. I pity the people who post here and think they are actually on Sup Forums

I think I'm getting some. meeting up for a date tomorrow

"Fuck it. Wanna come over and chill? We can play vidya or some shit and maybe just fuck around for a bit. I'm bored and lonely rn :c"

Works every time. Be straightforward. From what I can tell, she's waiting for you to take charge.

>"I don't watch anime because I have testes. How many bulbasaurs can you fit in your urethra?"

I would post it but i don't want the place getting burned down

the fuck you mean he has no shot?

Girls like a man with a bit of a feminine side too. They know how to have fun.

That sounds beta as fuck. No need to sound need and no need to say fuck it. Makes it seem like you are scared.

sound needy*

>that sounds beta as fuck

You don't know how women work. Let the men with experience help OP get laid.


The whole point of that is to show that OP wants her and is opens up shit while joking around. I know what I'm doing. Do you?

yeh, what this dude said. girls like confidence. do not sound needy

Hey if you get results with that shit, more power to you. That looks like high school beta male shit though.

During a conversation, if you feel like the two of you are really hitting it off just ask "why aren't we fucking again?"
if she evades your hyperbeam you gotta run, she's got a Gary.

I got a date with her tomorrow Ty and checked

nice man

post the messages man.

wanna see how it went down

nope

It has an address on it so I rather not

Not him but just black it out