Gonna kill myself. Any ideas on how to do it, and how to make my suicide note funny as fuck?

Gonna kill myself. Any ideas on how to do it, and how to make my suicide note funny as fuck?


By the way should I smoke a bowl before I do it?

you are boring

What?

kill yourself faggot, you bore me to death

Livestream faggot

yo are boring too

killl yourself too

Periscope, idiot

stream or gtfo

kys nigger

stream it right fucking now you god damn piece of shit

Don't do it you'll miss out on Sup Forums.

Also there's no point in making a lulzy suicide note because you'll never know anyone's reaction.

I will stream it through periscope

If you have a walk in closet go into it with a noose and a bowl. Smoke the bowl and then turn the lights off, wait 30 minutes and see if you still want to die.

nigger

Who cares? If I found someone had killed themselves I may have a laugh at their suicide note

k

How should I kill myself? I'm thinking of stabbing myself

Also, story?

That's not the point I was trying to make. I meant that whatever legacy you leave behind won't make any difference to you once you're dead. You can't appreciate something if you literally are incapable of thinking.

Story? Wtf?

then you are retarded

Want to know why Sup Forumstard wants to die.

Yeah I don't care. I've always loved making my family laugh so if I kill myself I'd want the note to be funny

Can dubs decide what you write on suicide note?
if so...Ravioli Ravioli Give Me the Forumuoli

I've just always had anxiety, and have had generally low self esteem. I've always had people telling me I'm a dumb asshole (which I am, and a morbidly obese one too), and I've always slacked off and made it nowhere

so are you gonna kill yourself right now or are you asking for advice in case you actually decide to do it later?

I'll do it tonight

I am done with carrying the guilt of taking big black cocks in every hole every day. I'm sorry that I turned out this way.

Wtf bait. Yeah a funny note. Cuz im sure theyd be laughing at a fucking note afer you die go fuck yourself attention whore

you better start livestreaming soon

rolling for: "feminism is a meme"

...

I may mention feminism in the note because I despise it.

rolling for this:
9/11 was an inside bush
1997 Kill em all
World is a fuck
Gas the kikes
他妈的我的爸爸

rerolling

say that Black Lives Matter was cyber-bullying you for saying Nigger.

Should I stab myself or shoot myself with my crossbow?

just do it faggot

this

crossbow. go out like a badass.

depends if you want to end it quickly

>this
Best visuals and trip of my life doing this.
Might as well enjoy your last smoke.

crossbow to the haed

Would me being high make me puss out?

It won't go through, and he'll probably survive.

No

Balance the knife on a flat surface and lay on it.

Overlook a pizza, then crush a part up, and stick it into your dick, then hammer it in as far as possible. Then wait, and don't go to the doctors

That's a new one.

I'm thinking of plastic bagging my head, how does that usually turn out?

Reroll

Dubs has spoken

rolling

wat

that's not dubs you fucking newfag

Painless Suicide? You got one

also hurry with that stream OP

>Get a zweihander or other long sword
>Find a pair of trees with a narrower gap between them than the length of the sword, but wide enough for your shoulders to clear.
>Hold the sword horizontally at your neck, and run between the trees as fast as you fucking can.
Bonus points if you leave a note, saying "I blame you."

NYPA dumbass

Double points if you glue your hand to the grip of the sword.

Bump

thread is gonna die

Ok is there a way I can injure myself so I die in the hospital

post the fUcking stream already you fat fuck

Kek

Usually you take it off. That is a way that is incredibly unpleasant and you can always stop at any point.

what's taking so long OP?
too busy sucking your last 100 cocks?

auto-erotic-asphyxiation, dress up as batman pussy and hang yourself