What even happens in this country?

What even happens in this country?

sheep shagging

oh y'know, stuff

Rugby

its the canada of australia

The hobbits go to isengard

poo and pee

It's just one big joke, Nz doesn't actually exist.

Kazakhstan saw through our lies

Is new zeland the perfect country for reclusive loner like me?

no we're normie as fuck
Maybe in an isolated town your autism could flourish

i don't really know if New Zeland actually exists tbqbhwymvgfm

it doesn't

It's not a real place, stop asking

it looks like its gonna disappear in any moment
yisus looks so tiny, i wouldnt live in an island, too afraid of tsunamis and being flooded

It's like Australia except everyone is a beta male.

Very cozy place.

My life goal is to move to Palmerston North and learn how to haka. whakawhetai koe

>being flooded
islands float you dummy

>water level rises
>islands rise with it
do you think boats sink when the water goes up?

Pretty much a non country
>see: seventh state

much stronger ground harnesses because they have the occasional ceilingquake that tries to shake those puppies loose.

We're pretty full that's all I know

full of gooks, that is

Lord of the Rings

your capital is the size of my town and my town doesnt even get a dot on the map
LOL

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Palmerston is not great at all, move down south like me

Finland is like Sweden except everyone is a beta male

Lorries that look like they've been photographed in Sweden if you don't pay attention to some decisive details.

But user, that's Japan.