Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
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No money for consoles, don't think my computer can handle it either. I'll try to get a job sometime soon so I can play them.
They'd say the manga is good, the anime is average/bad.
The ceiling. I am fine, and you?
Emi. Have fun at the Final Fantasy orchestra dude! I hate going outside, let alone events, but I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
I can almost guarantee you will not regret that decision. Then again, I'm more of a guy that likes to 'experience' games, not just play them, so you may not like it as much as I did. You into much vidya besides Kirby?
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How's everyone tonight?
>claimed
Still here
Nico "Bellick" Yazawa claimed!
Clock
I'm trying to decide whether to sleep or not
blake claimed but i might hop off. bored, no one to talk to
Iowa claim
A fucking meme
That wasn't me posting the Iowa lewds lol
>Now kiss.
>Choker
Smug sleeps, are we /lewd/?
I'M NOT A MEME
Don't tempt me~
One of these days, I'm going into bungie's office and bunch whoever in charge of balancing the game and punch them in the fucking mouth
we /lewd/ now
Claimu
Not to familiar with the series but who's your favorite?
(Kurumi)
Are you sure? Not even a little bit?
>Pic unrelated.
>This isn't a street sign, its the side of a fucking UPS truck.
>Yoko.
fuck it im getting off soon anyway
>no oversexualized content
fuck that noise, we /lewd/ now boys
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>claiming 20/20 waifu
(Yuno)
I can do impressions:
What the fuck how does sniper beat a shotgun at close range?!?
Fuck pulse rifles man, that shit is OP af!!
Fuck SUNBREAKER man, might as well sit the fuck down and die!!!
Fucking lag fuck me!!!
Why the fuck is this Lvl 8 piece of shit dealing damage to me with a YEAR 1 THORN FUCK!!
(fastest waifu on no legs)
-.- so shiny
(Yuuki)
Once in a lifetime thing. I can't wait.
Yeah, I know. Me too. Everyone I know plays. So I know everything about it, even though I don't play. I swear it's like vaping.
(Asuka)
Mhm. I believe you. Sure.
Claiming
I enjoy the drink as well! although i wouldn't quite call myself a raging alcoholic, i stick to 8pm each day unless theres a special occasion, but thats good man! and the orgy is in march eh? is it an open pad?
lol really? I'm the youngest too! as well as the most loved (although my parents would never openly admit it, i know)
>im not the bitchy sister
>can cry on command
pick one lol, only one of my sisters could do that and it was the bitchiest one, coincidence? i think not c:
No you're not. It's fine, when I'm out and have my phone in my hand while looking down, everyone around thinks I'm playing it lel. Eh I kinda of go with the flow so I have no complaints with that, at all.
Oh God no, that's what I'm dreading. Haha, smooth man. Can't blame you though, cheese sticks are the greatest of all time. Last year I was on setup duty. Tables, stands, stage and what not. Hoping to get that spot again.
>Best KS girl
Lily of course, sorry Emi.
Pretty swell mang, you?
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D.va, definitely. She's cute. Pic related, Asuka in D.va's suit.
>Do it~
Just a little bit?
>Double team
cute in denial.
Why are you painfully spot on, why is bungie such a shit? why am I still playing this goddamn game? Why havent I uninstalled it and kill myself?
I'm pretty sure
She just wants to go bowling
i'm going to sleep
I can just imagine lol the momen when the egg hatches
still love you
naaah i would just feel bad of it then so not gonna do it.
someday it will happen. wat plans you got for the rest of the day?
we are /lewd/ nao
little blake don't you dare to leave
Stella claimed
Dayum, she looks great in that outfit!
are you fucking kidding me? Prove it.
HAHA I love it! and yeah me too when i am on my phone too.. which is a lot.. despite me not playing go that much. And goody. From now on if i ever need to cheer up in the mornings i'm messaging you, got it? You have a new job u_u
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How do i prove that lol
Grinding, grinding and more grinding
I dont really have a life
love you too
I think you should be deciding wether or not more clothes need to come off
and say yes
yes they do
like this hot bitch
and this one
and this one
you could probably kill yourself w/e
I agree, but I think Asuka can look great in any outfit. It's Asuka, after all.
I'm gunna cry.
hi
Pretty good actually, for once. Got a job offer today! What's on the schedule for tonight?
>lilly of course, sorry Emi.
Traitor
better than tinder! plenty of horny sluts of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com
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Sachi has to be the worst waifu you could ever claim.
Lol, how broken is Destiny?
>it's like vaping
Whoa now. Pokemon Go may be the new popular thing now, but let's not compare it to vaping. That's a low blow lol
He was even more upset when the 2000 CP Snorlax ran away
I've proven my point you meme.
no u
Clock, I want you so bad.
>Now the shirt~
Nice~
megumean
>bitch
my waifu isnt a bitch she is sweet :^(
Outsides alright if youre drunk. The power went out the other night at 4am. I went outside in my underwear and checked the entire building's breaker boxes and turned everyone's power back on, like some electrician. Kek. Barely remember it.
Steadily getting better. You?
Eh.
Yeah, usually it's more of a Grove thing for druids and hippies, but I think it's open invite, tbh. I got some interesting crystals last time I went.
I was actually on community service for a certain crime, ahahahah, I miss those days. Here's to hoping you get to set things up again.
Would you still feel bad if she got a cut of the money?
Claiming little Nonon.
doing fine, had a busy day and currently chilling out to some overmeme with buddies
Is the sonic 06 of FPS
Hello, enjoying your afternoon?
>Filename related.
>Snorlax ran away.
How? The thing weighs half a ton, and is almost constantly asleep (in-game lore).
If you say so.
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not as much as i was hoping to be, but id rather not talk about it
how are you?
>lewd?
yes lewd~~~~~~
That's not lewd, that's nude!
That isn't fair..!
You're really having a field day now that Shinoa is gone...
Fuck off, Mako user
That's very true, wonder what Nui would look like in Asuka's outfit or vice versa
Everybody is playing that game lately, not to interested in it but it's nice to know a lot of the anons here seem to enjoy it a lot.
i guess we /lewd/ and /nude/ now boys
Sounds pretty fun! I recently got back from a family function in the woods as well. Most of my family are hippies/gypsies so it was a couple weeks of getting drunk and catching up. Although no crystals haha How many people show up to the Grove usually?
THAT bad, huh? Guess I lucked out by not playing
Good question. It ran from me as well, who knows what it was doing awake..
Good lord in heaven
sometimes i feel so too so it's nothing much.
shit's hot
hahhahhah aww poor thing
Thanks
oh shit i like that pic
nah i wouldn't.
have to suggest it when she gets better
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>sleep
What are you fucking gay?
I am fine, and you?
see
oh alright then
I'm pretty good, really tired so will be going to bed soon.
Doing anything right now?
Claimed.
Hot.
Well. Now Im bored with the game. In going to play one of the strongest mechs now. If I get behind someone and close, they're dead.
>claim
thats good
why are you tired?
im not doing anything really
sitting here
Listen, I played the Alpha, I played the Beta, and I played up until the end of the Taken King. And it never got better. And they demanded more money. And everything was terrible. Quit now, before that shit comes out in September. Bungie sold out to Activision so long ago. There's nothing left. Don't give them any more cash. I also played on the Xbox 360, do I got bum-fucked even more than PS.
But really, I can't remember why I left. I think I just got bored doing everything over and over and over again, with little to no assurance that I'd be rewarded.
Kek, I won't take it back.
let kitty cream take you on a journey of lewd
>futa
89 cent megumeme
Daijobu
Sounds like to me you don't think my methods are very fair.
You are a lewd monster man
All these lewds
>Glorious
Take em off cutie, let's see you without those
>Glasses
I did a thing.
>Nice
>Futa lewd, nice!
People wanted it.
>I just gave them a reason.
Also that crop. Damn tease!
Mmmmmm.
>Liking these
Great day today.
Now I sit back and "watch"
Man, Ragyo's theme is pretty good. Especially the cover that has proper German pronounciation.
people here seem to like it. its Sup Forums after all. i sure dont
tell me something i dont know kid
This is a 200 million budget video game...
>1464h wasted on this game
Kill me fam
At least Im not alone
I'm beyond saving fam
>1464h
Wew boy I'm ready
>Dosen't like futa
What are you, gay?
Just been a long day.
I'm gonna try to go to sleep now, have a good rest of your day cutie
That would be adorable! I could just imagine Asuka with cute lil curly pigtails. Nui in Asuka's outfit would be cute too. The eye patch is in the right place.
Fucking terrorist. Night man.
Heh, forgot I had it saved. Nowadays it's the new hip and cool thing to do, no surprise there. Fine by me, more than happy to oblige. A new job huh, am I getting payed?
Ayy that's what's up man! Where at? Still looking for one but I have a small opportunity for work. Same as the night before, spacing out to music heh.
>Traitor
You telling me you can resist those beautiful eyes and warm personality?
Oh shit really? Such a rebel haha. Back when thins were a bit easier huh, miss the past a bit myself. Thanks m8, really don't want to work the cotton candy stand, would probably get kicked out.
>That pic
I love it. How goes it?
mirror mirror on the wall, whos the lewdest of them all?
hint: its kitty cream
ill try
thanks
>lewds everywhere
>no respect for your waifu
Disappointing /waifu/ truly has more respect for his waifu
*Things
We lewd I guess.
Ill just leave this here.
Also,
>fuyukaidesu
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It was quite the sight watching him shout in anger. How's your night going?
It'll lose its appeal soon enough until they add the later generations. It'll be an endless cycle of being super popular and unpopular
Damn son, I have 1630 hours in a PC game called Day of Defeat: Source
My waifu remains clothed, tasteful and is only doing an everyday occurence.
Spotted hidden hottie.
>Filename.
Of course! some of my favorite games are GUN, The Saboteur. Dead Rising, Xenoblade, and many more
A lot of the tracks in KLK are amazing. not sure if i like that as much as the original but it's still pretty damn good.
Fuck, now i'm not sure which one would look better in the other.
I want to say Nui.
NOT AT ALL.
You did just say to take off the shirt afterall.
Yay I'm glad to have a qt like you working with me now n_n and i'll give you all the attention and hugs you want as pay..? anything else you want?
>I'm not wealthy enough to pay you in any you know.. money or something.
Le Kyo :^)
I just found it like 10 mins ago!
It goes pretty alright~
What about you, Tsunato?
Oh. Hi there!
Cool music
no
thats why i don't like it
>Futa lewd, nice!
see Guess again ;-;
anime is for fags, sage
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>filename
It's good to not be alone
not posting nude ones 'cos i'm that loyal
it's good at least i'm not tired lol
whatcha doing