/heem/: cuckhold edition

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IMPORTANT POLL

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Saku is god

who is this gook

>50% of /heem/ is under 6'
>50% of /heem/ is virgin

seeing a correlation here

Why Are Americans So Short?

>THE FUCKIN BEST EVA!!! EVA!!!

T. Phil Baroni

interbreeding with natives for hundreds of years

Why did UFC 200 suck so bad?

>manlet friend of mine kept saying he was 1.78 (5' 10")
>I laughed at him every time he did
>He said "that's what my doctor said"
>I made him stand against the wall and measured him
>he was 1.75 with shoes

no Fedor

9 good fights out of 12 aint bad.

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>watches 300 once

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fresh MVP webms lads

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Does he have permanent brain damage from this right now? will his forehead have a permanent dent in it?

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He's lucky he's not fucking dead/paralyzed from headbutting that knee.

i thought he was just being a sissy desu

>Does he have permanent brain damage from this right now?
Absolutely.

Bellator has no respeckt

>anime characters act like niggers
>niggers act like anime characters

POTTERY

this is the best angle

did he died?

also
I bet I could heem all you faggots at the same time

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how do you know

BLACK BEAST IN THIS HOE

Dude...

dude what, are you gonna give me some proof or not faggot, can he even remember his own name?

H-town on that boy, shiiieet

it was kind of unfortunate to get kneed in the head like that, I don't think anyone would have seen it coming

however, he shouldn't have thrown a full force straight punch from that distance

it's much easier to see a straight coming then a jab, and especially when you're not even in a decent range or didn't set it up with a jab or feint etc

I hope MVP specified that the personal caretaker that has to follow Cyborg everywhere isnt part of his medical bill offer

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did anyone understand all of what he said?

He took a pretty good shot before that. He was just trying to throw something hard and keep MVP back I'm sure. It's easy to talk technique (that I'm positive Cyborg knows) when you don't have MVP in front of you trying to crush your skull with a Baratheon warhammer knee.

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CRACK

>tfw i could edge out a split decision against every here

lol literally has a dent in his fucking head, how can he ever recover, seriously

fucking a. Cyborg needs to retire. This is the kind of shit that makes you second guess yourself.

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ayyyy
he should get into diamond smuggling

Woah did Dana say you could post this?

Yeah I think it's over for him, too.

He did put on some of the greatest fights ever though.

Jesus

We keep getting closer and closer to a death in the octagon in a major promotion, when is it gonna happen? pic unrelated

Not me thats for sure, got most of it though.

Cody Pfister's next opponent

Thats nasty

There's no coming back from this. Just retire man, live your life in peace.

>Shihhhh. It is what it is. Heart of a champion. Shih. Fuck what y'all talking about. Black Beast in this hoe. Shih. You caynt expect for somebody to win all they wanna to do is hug you. Fuck y'all talking about.
>Shih. I'm a champ, by heart. I don't give a fuck. I'mma keep going. No matter if we go 5 rounds or 3 rounds. I don't care how tired I get. I'mma keep going. Shih. Swanging and banging. H-Town on that boy.
>I would like to get a rematch with Roy Nelson. You know, I promised a finish. I don't like winning by decision, but it is what it is.

>that sound
>He throws a fucking pokeball at him while he lies on the ground with his skull caved in

That is fucked

Makes me second guess watching and supporting MMA at all.

If I was a fighter I'd go ham in the first round. I'd be gassed by the second but they won't be able to survive the onslaught. I'd rather her or be heemed in the first then dance around for a decision.

>not gloating about the most brutal end since silva's leg snapped like a branch

then gtfo pussy

Why is there only one angle?

>if i was a fighter
just stop right there

i don't know how to feel anymore

Wanderlei vs Kondo makes that shit look like a picnic.

thanks man

shiihhh

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because you haven't scrolled down

Try that against Lawler or Diaz and you'll come out looking like an alien

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He became a meme at the end but prime Wandy is a demi-god.

Roid Wandy

post dank black beasts

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>rampage's face

>tfw stomped out 7 minutes before the bell

why not just dump the rest of your cuck folder while your at it?

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based rousey

Why do you have so many pictures of the same Star Wars alien?

Cyborg fought like a total bum.

> throw strikes that miss by 2 feet strategy.
> opponent realizes that nothing you throw is going to ever land
> get countered into a living death

I hate anybody who does this. If you're the inferior striker + shorter, you have to move forward and go Cain Velasquez style on him.

I just might. Someone is going to get killed on TV one of these days and MMA will have to shut down for a while and redesign itself.

she's so birdlike...

because he's funny, you got a problem with it?

Why aren't they using ear protection?

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dada already got killed twice but came back to life

Lmao @ u pussies. we watched dada literally die in the ring but everyone cries about a cracked skull because it looks bad. Life is dangerous deal with it.

now that you mention it, she looks very progeria-esque

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just realised filename is wrong

What if I do? I'll go three rounds with that tyke.

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>looks dangerous
yeah nothing dangerous about your skull almost fracturing into your frontal lobe, watching someone die of traumatic brain injury is a lot more violent then some fat guy with grape soda and fried chicken arteries have a heart attack

Absolutely

Only newfags to MMA care about roids. The sport is much better with them. Better fights, no injury pull outs... just a better sport in general with roids. They're needed for recovery to train for this shit. They shouldn't test for them.

>watches literal cage fights
>put off by "violence"
I bet you cringe at snapped legs over a clean heem also

still want to get in the cage?

People die in boxing every week. The sport won't "shut down" if there's a death.

I wouldn't go into that fight going half cocked with a mind on the latter rounds. They'd get dropped by my karate flurry and either have to tap me from guard or get pounded into the canvas

im not the one put off by the violence, im just explaining to your retarded ass why people think that way