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We all have secrets.

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I met your mother twice but it wasnt sexual, she was too shy to make it happen.

I don't flush after taking a piss at work.

I jerk off to the thought of most of my female family members.

2 Cousins and older sister

I have also groped them while sleeping and one was sleep walking

I lick my fingers each time before I wipe my ass

The cringe thread is 3 pages back.

i hate niggers i hate jews i hate spics and arabs too

I repeatedly wake up at night because in my dreams I relive my mother beating me with whatever she could find, then choking me out.

I've been mutilating my genitals ever since my divorce.

I'm into this shit, and my master has commanded me to come out with him to a club tonight dressed like this.

Mine are sorta dark. Ive been on Sup Forums since like 9 years old. Yeah still a youngfag, early 20s. But turned into a drug addict, stole from everybody i could, say a guy get shot with a sawed off, took advantage of a lot of women, borderline rape. Prostituted girls. Ordered drugs online for years thru silk road. Love fucking underage girls, like 15 up. Gore is cool. You get it im a sick fuck, and come get me fbi

I lightly grope women constantly and if i am caught and accused assume the role of a gay victim

That's not what "beat your meat" means, user.

i once saw something so cringy i thought about killing myself

Hello, my name is Mr. Johnson, and boy do we have a surprise for you.

I once danced like no one was watching.

My wife doesn't know I am Bi and would love to suck cock and get fucked in the ass.

>be 21
>black out drunk at friends
>wake up in guest room bed with dads friend sucking my cock
>see he is jerking off
>fuck his face
>can't cum

I am a kissless virgin but I often fantasize of having consensual intercourse with women on the missionary position.

when im around my friends i always agree that corey in the house is best animu but secretley i think sesame street is best anime

If I told you I'd have to run to a Southeast Asian nation, transition, and live off the grid as a prostitute.

keek

When i was 16, me and my family lived next to these mexicans who had a daughter that was about 8.

She often came over to my little sisters house to play and one day, her family and our family went to have dinner together so I was left to watch them.

On that day, she wore some of the tightest and sexiest shorts I've ever seen, they hugged her tight brown body perfectly and turned my dick to diamonds.

I got so horny that when I played games with the girls like tag and hide and seek, I'd often try to cup a feel of her ass and slide my hands across her flesh.

I got so horny for her to the point where I'd fap to her as I looked at her from the window, or if I was really horny, if she was alone I'd quickly pick her up, have my hands on her ass, and give her a firm squeeze and I grinded against her.

It eventually got to the point where she got annoyed and told me she'd tell her parents if I didnt stop, so naturally I agreed and nothing came from that.

Thankfully her and her parents moved, but I loved her ass and she is probably what got me into loli.

Send it, ill do a bid standing on my head right now, always wanted to meet that fucker anyways

a1035.com/
Does any one know what this means?

I ain't clickin that shit nigga

twitter.com/violetaurora_/media?lang=en I'm in love with this girl despite being married iv'e known her my whole life.

It says suspenso for me

It used to be a countdown at 14 days and some hours.

This was the image please i need answers

I still, after almost 13 years of being with my girl, have a crush on my friend's sister. I haven't seen her on Facebook lately, so it kind of went dormant, but it's still there

...

I divorced my wife just over a month ago and since then I have become a complete whore and have sucked off 12 different men and gotten fucked by 4 of them as well.

You are being played incredibly hard.

Got aids yet faggot?

It stops every so few hours and the numbers are weird and all the information i have gotten are bible verses

either u are being trolled or u are not smart enough to solve the puzzle.

either way, stop worrying.

I run a shitty YouTube channel , I just contemplate death each waking moment of my life
youtu.be/32Ye_6x_lSs

>Be me at 16, always horny
>Move into a small temporary flat with only 2 rooms
>Dad's girlfriend is living with us and so are her kids
>Her daughter was 17, brother was 18
>Dad and girlfriend sleep in the main room, me and her 2 sleep in the other room. I was on the sofa and they were on the floor in sheets and pillows
>3am, everyone's asleep
>Her legs, ass, back and shoulder are exposed
>I got hard imagining what I could do with my (technically) step-sister
>I jerk off to my step-sister while she's sleeping on the floor in front of me with her brother

Somebody contribute something worse than me so I don't feel like a terrible person.

do it anyway

Just chill. This is light. Seriously. Stop comparing yourself to others...we are all grotesque humans in some way for the most part. Until the police show up at your door and you have to alleviate your annihilated reputation with character comparisons relax nigga.

I have groped threatend and sexually abused both sexes in my family since i was 8

i kiled myself

Nothing like rape but manipulation and touching in sleep

I had this teen cousin who just destroyed puberty and got some killer tits and I stole ome of her bras.
I humped that thing like crazy pretending i was titfucking her several times until the smell of her strawberry perfume got overrun by the smell of my semen so I threw it in the trash after about a week.

When I was 14 and sleeping at my best friends house I sucked off his 8 year old brother and his brothers friend.

Me and the brother have been sucking each other off since then and my best friend doesn't have a clue.

Me and my best friend have never done anything gay together either.

Every girl I meet and get to sleep with, I pull off my condom and cum in them with out them knowing :-) think the last 3 got a kid on the way hehe

I constantly contemplate at which point in my life I should've killed myself so and reaped the most beneficial effects to my family

I killed a homeless guy in southern Vermont

i had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

in the dark

Lol, they know

they think it was the other guys after ^_^ when they saw some white stuff leak out im like " girl i got my rubber on"

i have a love hate relationship with coke

well that's fucking retarded

that's what she said

I have a hate relationship with pepsi and coke. It got me killed once whilst I was homeless living in south Vermont

>annihilated reputation

That's what the public exposure is all about though.

just wait until the truth comes out and liars start dropping like flies

I just took a shower with my 8yo niece and 11yo nephew. Didnt molester them or anything though. their parents are conservative jesusfags, so they are pretty sheltered kids, and parents very likely wouldnt approve of it, although they are fine with just me and him.

>Is a satanic worshipper
>tied up 11 muslims an 7 christians in a abandoned house
>burned the house down
>while listening to Moonlight Sonata - Beethoven
youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU

cool beans

Reported to the FBI

...

Smart one.
but still, got one :

bymp

What the fuck are you trying to do? Be funny, or edgy? Both?

Just take the bag off your face and do a regular show;

>put myself through college by stripping in a gay bar
>I'm a straight, white male
>5'4 boytoy that was just average in body type but a cute face.
>the bar itself was actually a pretty fancy place with lots of red velvet everywhere
>the bar also had cigars, brandy, gin, tonic, you name it that most likely had it
>tons of rich business men cheating on their wives come by nightly and just toss money at us
>went home almost every week with about $6,000
>personal record is $23,000 in one week
>in the state of Georgia it's illegal to interact with strippers on the job.
>we're also required by state law to shower before working, and after working.
>most of the strippers there were gay men or women, a few were bi.
>They weren't the stripper hoes you see in those shitty bars, save for one who I didn't like one bit.
>stripped in front of a few college professors, one I knew who was married and had a kid on the way.
>yes it was awkward seeing him the next day in class
>walked out of college with zero debt
>stripped for another few years after college and saved up the cash
>moved out of Georgia
>bossman was really nice and gave me a really good recommendation on my current job

I miss those times.

gonna cheat again

Oh, fun fact, that's me. I don't post pictures very often.

this wasn't on cheshire bridge road was it?

I'm into lolis and loli-play, when an adult female pretends to be an innocent little girl through dress-up/talking etc. Mostly live out these fantasies via chat with strangers. My gf has no idea that I have a little girl fetish, her older sister has two very young daughters and I'm pretty sure she would break up with me if she suspected that I was sexually aroused by them. I can get my gf to occasionally call me "daddy" in bed and wear pigtails for me but I'm pretty sure she doesn't understand why.

Dude, a girl can tell when you blow a fucking load in them. My girlfriend complains for hours afterwards because she doesn't like how it randomly drips out while she is walking around. I highly doubt if you came in a girl and just said you didn't she would just be like "Ohhh, okay, makes sense" and not even question the fact that she then became pregnant.

Go be 14 somewhere else because you just ruined my day with your stupidity.

seriously, every girl i've ever fucked loves to feel me come in them. and they can feel it, it hits the cervix and wow

>posted chubby ex in a state thread
>been recognized twice
>first time he though I was her current BF
>other just seen her at her job before
>huge rush and turn on

i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"

i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....

browsing the porn section

see this

"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"

and then the description

"Tiny 5 foot nothing sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"

and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.

i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.

seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her

No. I avoided that place because of all the seedy shit going on.

Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister. we fuck almost every day

smart man. i walked into a gay bar that used to be a straight bar there once. i laughed my ass off and they didn't know why. the 24k was pretty good and i had more than a few beers in that gay club next to it just because it stayed open like all damn night. that's another question, why do gay clubs get to stay open all night? not complaining, i like to drink all night, just sayin

>and they can feel it, it hits the cervix and wow

I'm paid to shill products on Reddit.

My name is actually not user. Nobody knows.

sweet or sinister. you decide

Weird hours to serve all kinds. I usually worked nights because I had classes during the day.

My girlfriend likes it at the time, but if e get in a quickly before we go shopping or to work or something, it's kind of inconvenient to have random semen coming out everywhere. Haha.

Post her pic? I'll gladly fap to her for you.

LMFAO!

I am a fucking criminal sociopath and I like to hang out and squat in abandoned buildings with massive tax liens and dirty criminal niggers. Then women try to get me raising their kids as if I am some sort of cuck.

>it's kind of inconvenient to have random semen coming out everywhere

yeah, well i guess i can understand that i wouldn't want shit leaking out of me constantly. she gets a Mulligan for that one

That escalated quickly...

They're using the hot Michigan girls to try to trick me into getting married in a church. Even the WOPS are in on this.

I haven't. I tell everyone everything. That's why I have no friends left.

very sweet. she is an awesome fucktoy. We have been fuckbuddies for a couple months. She is on bc so we rarely use a condom. no one else knew until my friend found out a few weeks ago.

>That escalated quickly...
why not? fuck that little cunt, i already told you, she's a POS bitch

>Gore is cool
shut up, faggot

FBI is watching and DOJ will kill you with CIA before FBI gets you. We all like to watch killing.

i'm hoping to die in the next 6 years.
I'm a hebephile. I've never acted on it, but I am.
I have a niece, and she is the most important thing in my life. I am terrified of her growing up and me finding her attractive.
I want to die before she is 10, so I never risk that happening.

>I just contemplate death each waking moment of my life

i'm exactly the same. just cant pull the trigger bc i'm a total pussy

>very sweet.
granted. hit it one time for me.

ok. any particular position?

how would they benefit, user?

>be you
>likes to watch porn and burn things
>aware that what I'm doing is wrong and have moral compass so not actually a sociopath, just a faggot.
>no friends so hang out in shitty parts of town by myself and pretend to be a criminal
>all women interests do not like me back, so make up stories about them to seem less shitty
>go home at the end of the day and type this from an iPad while hanging out at my parents house