Why not suck a dick?

Why not suck a dick?

I've heard people try to make up excuses but none of them are any good. Sucking dick is fun. It's tasty. It gains you friendship. What's not to love?

That's fucking it. I'm done.

I don't have time. I'm busy.

I don't care. OD, kill yourself do whatever the fuck you want. I won't have it anymore. I'm fucking done.

geez, it's just a dick

srsly

How bout you suck a BBC?

1) stiff neck

2) he gets mad if you scrape (tough not to with a big dick)

3) tough on the knees

other than that it's pretty cash

because 90% of the males of the world aren't faggots
>fact
kys

/thread

a big-boned chick?

I love sucking dick. Wierdly though i only like having my dick sucked by women

nah

don't knock it 'till you've tried it

I swore I'd never like seaweed and now I love it, especially in miso soup

Why ? Just because it can't compete with female curves !!
It's that simple

yeah, but variety is good for one's sex life

my favorite scene is MMF. You get a lot of different possibilities

sorry, 90% of us aren't faggots

niggerfaggots like you have a life expectancy of 26 years old before killing themselves or dying of aids
oh boy you're getting close

>facts
kys

/thread

this isn't a meme topic

go away

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I guess I'm the only guy who really enjoys licking balls. No one ever talks about that.

But, a big set of balls. The smell is intoxicating.

I'll lick the dick, of course, but I'm not so big on sucking. I'd rather lick the cock, balls, the skin behind the balls, and... possibly... the asshole

I had a GF who really got off watching this so that's how I ended up going that far once.

dude I sucked and licked is in the photo. I shopped out my girl

I wish I could but being a 16 teen year old in a red state makes it hard :P but I love sucking cock

>I'd rather lick the cock, balls, the skin behind the balls, and... possibly... the asshole

asshole is too gay for me

but I can see the rest of it

>I had a GF who really got off watching this so that's how I ended up going that far once.

Yeah, it's funny how some chicks really get into watching guys going at it. Others think it's a turn-off, so there's a big range of reaction.

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OP shut the fuck up and post twinks

>my favorite scene is MMF.

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id suck n fuck a twink but not a hairy guy

I have. Sucked a 50 year olds cock in his backyard when I was 14. He came in about 25 seconds in my mouth and I swallowed it down. Tasted good.

>my favorite scene is MMF.

That looks gay af

yeah, considering that's a trap he's sticking it into

traps aren't for gay guys, though

they're for bis to enjoy

he has such a cute little butt, a boyish face, and a big dick

basically perfect

I would suck that til my teeth fell out

interesting image, that

Butt not a feminine penis you faggot

sometimes they're just too big

no but it's a small taut hairless backside

not going to see the dick when you're back there pumping

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lots of experience?

actually, lots of reasons to try. [email protected], happy to answer.

Mmmmmmmmmm

Troll baiting or real faggot who is dumb enough and actually hoping real straight men in real life would suck a dick the way he has witnessed in gay porn.
Hell awaits you.

repressive

does your GF wear a burka?

nice pic

A good amount.

The size of the dick is pretty key.

Too big isn't good nor is too small. It's like Goldilocks.

A fatter head is good. Smoother skin is good. The right position is crucial.

And the best type of guy is one who can really shoot.

Swallowing hot jets of sperm is pretty awesome, as they moan with pleasure

I generally get off the most from kissing/licking/eating ass, though. Favorite position is having the guy lie chest-down flat on the bed.

I'd suck dick only if the other dude would suck mine. It would have to be a 69 situation so I could focus on enjoying the feeling of being sucked

(tried to post this here but went to the wrong topic, lol)

I don't see the big deal over young guys sucking dick

it used to be common in ancient Europe, Japan, and elsewhere

guys would pleasure their mentors and then move on to marrying women

but now everything has to be an obsession over gay or not gay

>guys would pleasure their mentors and then move on to marrying women
and friends would take care of each other

/thread

I'd do both of them

Whats your favorite position?

Ive found I really dont enjoy small talk. Showered is crucial for me, and I do like to rim/lick balls.

for sucking?

it's with the guy lying on the bed so that I can get down on it from an angle that allows me to lie on the bed also and be comfortable. I also want to be able to get to the balls, the skin behind them, and the hole so I can give him maximum pleasure.

the less neck strain the better

it's also important to have an angle that minimizes the chance of scraping

checkd

Is everyone in here trolling?

Trolls trolling trolls?

Excuses? Maybe I don't want to suck dick. If "smoke meth" were substituted for "suck dick" would I still not have a good excuse?

Ah, for fuck sakes, I'm out.

meth is harmful

sucking a good friend's dick isn't

yeah. If guys would suck each other's cocks instead of fighting the world would be a lot more peaceful

well fucking in general, and loving each other would help a lot.

source?

No it wouldn't.
Pederasty was rampant in ancient times in every region of the world and it did nothing to reduce fighting.

that was before Pokemon Go

not a trap, a femme dude wearing panties

the guy didn't have tits

can you deepthroat? im not there, but ive gotten very good at the mouth tip, and jerking off.

This is great technique talk, and im glad at least a few people can be mature.

>Why not suck a dick?

there is literally no good reason not to

yeah, I can. I can fully suppress the gag reflex.

I don't do throat fucking, though. Way too hard to not scrape and slow and gentle is usually better for oral and anal. You have to use your tongue and some suction and speed to get the guy to cum, though.

Tongue is key. Get a nice offset rhythm going with your hand stroking them and let off the pressure in your mouth every few minutes to firmly lick the whole shaft, circle the frenulum (banjo string) area and tease/suck on the balls while holding the cock up, if that's your thing.

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I don't get the sucking on balls thing. I don't see how it's pleasurable at all. Licking them gently and caressing them, though, is a different story

If you get one in your mouth (very minimual suction--they're way too sensitive) -- just roll it a bit with your tongue. You can gently bite and pull the sack too. Guys have much more pleasurable orgasms if you include the balls (plus time on the balls is time off the dick so it's part of edging). If you've never experienced it, jack off with your legs spread and pull up on your balls right before you cum.

I've experienced it and I hate it

sorry, just not for me

my balls are way too sensitive for stuff like that

Idk why but I have a super sensitive gag reflex. Like I choke on fucking Tylenol's sometimes. So whenever I do get a tasty meat they try to force me down too far, I gag and then get turned off because I'm fighting back the urge to puke..

Prefer a nice 5 inch cock

try this next time - cheater fist! just grab it, jerk it, lick the top.. train yourself on a dildo. or a very patient guy.

I'm getting closer and closer to giving in to the craving, and threads like this aren't helping

Yeah I've also heard different oral numbing things work too

I'd say 5.5 and fairly thick is just right, with a nice sized head, no curve or bend, and smooth skin

best length for fucking, too

just get a guy who isn't tiny or too big

too big is hard even for someone experienced

Yup, that size or smaller hits my prostate just right. I've noticed anything bigger doesn't do it for me.

Average ftw

can i ask where you guys even find these guys? online or what? Im very curious

Lately I've had an incredible urge to suck someone off, but I'm really insecure about how I look + I have slight social anxiety. I'm also pretty much as virgin as it gets.

Wat do?

do you have any trustworthy male friends?

offer one of them head if you think he can handle the offer

I hate the online thing mostly

I always met guys in bars

but now online is pretty much a requirement

Sometimes online but it's always condom on. I live in Florida so there are a lot of gay bars and I have a large amount of gay friends. My rule is date for 3 months before you bareback and we both have to get tested beforehand.

I barely know anyone from "real life" at this point. All the people I'm still in contact with are online, and none of them live in the same country as I do. I think the few people I actually do know in real life wouldn't be up for it since I'm kinda aiming for a very feminine / "trap" look.

cuz i dont want a dick in my mouth

Craigslist but don't go nuts.

Meet up with a guy looking for NSA head.

ive wanted to suck dick for like 2 years but im in a small town thats pretty anti-gay. i just want to suck a fat daddy cock.

CL is full of scammers

There's a few. Easy enough to fix and I've had very good results from it.

What you do isn't just keep going back to it though.Just until a guy you have good chemistry with shows up then exchange email addresses and shit and set up a regular thing. MUCH safer and MUCH more pleasurable.

Is grindr a good option? I would like to try.

Because once I start I know I'll never stop.
There's pretty much no time during the day that I wouldn't suck a dick, and with all the hookup apps available, it's all I'd be doing.

I'd be better off losing the extra 20lb of officeworker fat and going to work in porn as a gangbang slut. ...which I would do.

This is why I don't do any of it, and just push it all to the back of my mind.

I wouldn't, but you can give it a shot. I don't like "social" sites like that, especially if you need an account.

wait whats wrong with those?

nah, it's not like that

sex is more about the intimacy and trying something new than it is about excess

excess is a porn fantasy

cuck confirmed

If you're in a database you have a papertrail.

If you post on here dont you too? Im just interested in trying.

For you maybe.
I never enjoyed the intimacy, and liked it less and less as time went on. Now I don't even want to have sex if it's 1 on 1.

I'm already at that point with women. That's where I'd be starting with men. I've been pegged enough times by exes to know I like it & would prefer real meat rather than plastic, but I dont' want someone getting all breathy and doe-eyed on me either. Only way I'd finally get to get good and laid is problematic, because it'd be to invite about a dozen trustworty clean guys over for an afternoon party, have some good music going & hors d'oeuvres, and be tied down over the couch for casual fucking all day. That's impossible, because 1, I don't know any gay guys, much less 12 well enough to trust being clean, & 2, no one's probably up for that kind of thing these days, because it's not the 1970s.

Trying new things is fun, until you run out of legal things to try. After that all that's left is excess.