/got/ general

the one true king edition

lost its bid for the crown:

>gets called a bastard all his life
>excluded and treated as an outsider by all the noble shits
>forsakes everything including revenge for his father - for the night's watch, dedicates his life to it
>gets murdered for it by his own sworn brothers
>didn't see shit on the other side

>only remembered when literally everyone else was dead or thought to be dead, so he could be used as a tool for Sansa's revenge
>reddit and /got/ faggots start hating on him for being weak and pathetic and already complaining about why he isn't immediately helping his cunt of a sister Sansa
>going to sit on her horse and watch while he does all the work for her

I'm feeling pretty disgusted right now. This is why I want so badly a greater purpose for Jon instead of his entire life being a tool for other people's gains. The man needs, more than anyone else in the story, a reward at the end of it.

Fuck Dany. Fuck Sansa. Fuck Tommen. Fuck every entitled shit in the story.

IF DUBS STANNIS WILL RISE AND STAB RAMSAY AT BASTARDBOWL

Preston
Dany=Sauron
Theon the Latecomer
King Jaime the Wise
The Children are evil
Jon is a fiery corpse puppeteered by Bloodraven or Bran and masqueraded as resurrected Jon and Azor Ahai, Jon IS the mummers dragon. His soul and mind live in Ghost.
R+L=D
Prophecy=bullshit

>implying you didn't think about this

>Next episode is Kingsmoot

Who /hype/?

do yourself a favor, next episode count all shots that aren't mid shots or close ups

count all shots that aren't of actors, but of scenery
(hint: last episode it was one shot, of sweetrobin's arrow)

count all the times there's cue music to emotive moments

you're basically watching a soap opera, hbo deserves better than this, hope this shit gets cancelled

It's going to be shit

>Men tried to rescue you,
>Goodmen
>Maymen

What did she mean by this?

> implying it won't be rushed like the rest of the show

>Euron should be King, he is the eldest male, the most qualified, has the most experience and defines what we are
>Er, have you not noticed Yara is a woman? I AM IRONBORN HEAR ME ROAR
>Seven hells you're right, Yara for Queen!

I want to ______ yara

friendzone

Who's Ramsay's Dennis? Why was he peeling those apples?

>Dany=Sauron
>The Children are evil
>Prophecy=bullshit

these are right though

nuncle

>>DABID

Meanwhile there's some poor kid somewhere in the Riverlands who's become the main bread winner after his father and two brothers were killed by Westermen and his sisters were raped by Northmen. Noblemen problems ain't shit, lad.

>Jon had to trek North past the Wall to rescue the wildlings from White Walkers just to get an army of 2000 people
>Even then he was initially reluctant to use them to retake Winterfell because he doesn't believe they owe him anything

>Dany becomes Queen of the entire Dothraki just by pushing over a few braziers and killing one room full of guys
>The plan only worked because she had help from Jorah and Daario who risked their lives to save her
>She immediately subjugated an entire culture because she is an entitled cunt

When will people stop acting like Dany is a hero?

i wasn't trying to say there were wrong

i genuinely hope and believe in those

Haha funny meme!

Upvote!

What are the odds Euron will replace Ramsay as the villain Gary Stu?

>this little shit just ordered Ramsay's execution

What the fuck will Lord Ramsay Warden of the North do now? Robin is way more OP than him after Robb got a shitload of Northern troops killed, Robin can easily blow him the fuck out

I'm starting to wonder whether they'll actually end the series when it's supposed to end or just keep it going for as long as they can, slashing the budget as the ratings fall season by season until you have like, the same redecorated "castle" set being used for kings' landing, winterfell, and mereen

who gives a fuck about dirty peasants

When she sits on the throne and the show ends

i think that day has long passed, least i hope it has

>introduce OC character that is actually good
>kill him off immediately

ibben dabid, absolutely ibben

house hornwood is mentioned in the first series.

They planned everything to get this shit

Also she burned down a pretty important temple, they should be mad imo

Who's acting?

why did dany have to kill him. He was overall nice to her and was safely taking her to their city where she won't get raped. Even vouched for her but then gets burned alive.

>OC Character that is actually good
>Didn't rape Dany on the spot
>Allows backchat from his cosplay Bloodriders
>Screams like a girl when his tent catches fire
>Constantly threatens Dany with rape but backs down when he hears she used to be married
>Probably was cucked

What happened to all the wildlings that were sieging the wall?

I havnt watched season 5 since it aired.

How many times did you say YAAASS during this episode /got/?

I thought Dany had a contract that doesn't allow them to show her tattles.

What happened?

dany is the girl ramsay, IE just as awful but she rationalizes more and people like her because she's a girl

Small spoilers for you folks from a friend who is an extra in snowbowl

>Jon is not seen carrying or wielding Longclaw at all

They ran back to Hardhome after Stannis attacked them, then they were attacked by the Others and turned into wights

>it's a Preston Jacobs talks bulshit for 95% of his video episode

Just kill me

from start to finish, apart from when men were doing stuff
YASSSSS BITCH

She is literally worse than Viserys

Was getting caught by Royce part of his plan?

>2000 wildlings

You mean to tell me that the entire fighting population north of the wall that is made up of 2000 men and women? Wasn't Mance Rayder supposed to have an absolute shit ton with him?

because hes secretly a white walker now and if he nicks himself with it he'll explde

her Hollywood carrier tanked because she was so awful in terminator. gotta drum up business again

They all fucked off after Mance was killed by Stannis.

>good at murdering people when she has a hidden advantage
>not good at governing
>not good at keeping her people alive
>not even good at taking care of her dragons
what a strong and admirable character

New characters in Ep. 5 /got/

Would you?

KEK'D

The direction in the last few seasons really didn't impress at all

Drogo didn't rape her in the books. He actually asked her "No?" then Dany proceeds to rape him instead. Where is his justice?

Possibly, with my eyes closed. And only to produce powerful psi-ops offspring.

1,4,3,2

a lot of rekt by stannis and the white walkers

Why is Yara such a bitch?

>Maimen mentioned
>Gillian does his signature pose

Holy shit, it's happening. What's the next step in this master plan?

>good men died that day
>maimen
Are ASOIAF and TDKR in the same universe?

Daily reminder that Jon IS destined to be the king and rightful ruler because he IS Rhaegar's son

but

Jon is ALSO destined to refuse the throne because he's ALSO Ned's son

Does this actress have downs or something?

It's pretty damn obvious what will happen

>Jon and the wildlings will attack Winterfell
>Ramsay will be very close winning
>CIA will show up and crash the Bolton's army with no survivors

instead of saying "we will take turns raping you", why didn't he just hit her in the face, then rape her?

i'd FIRSTMANED every single one of these sluts

Yeah, any barbarian in his position would instantly strike her instead of talking

The whole scene made no sense

Dany is the ruler. Although she's a cunt who gets handed everything on a silver platter she's still Azor Ahai

>tfw darkhaired, pale manlet like Ramsay but lack his godlike chin / jaw

jdimsa

its horrendous how they stopped trying

It's painfully obvious that Dany has a dark side in her and should become the main villain in the end. Whether or not GRRM / The Kike Bros decide to go in that direction will remain to be seen.

I don't think Jon Snow will end up being the main hero but I'm not sure who else could be. Or maybe there will be three, one from each other main house (Stark, Baratheon, Lannister).

Dany is a fucking terrible ruler. All she knows how to do is destroy.

She is the final villain. Open your eyes, dumb nigger.

good post

Where is DIckon?

Why did that fucking Dorthraki temple burn so well?

who?

More like:
>Jon knows CIA and Sansa are hiding and waiting with their much larger Vale army
>but to avoid a prolonged siege, Jon used himself and his smaller army as bait to get Ramsay out of Winterfell
>Ramsay eagerly runs out of Winterfell to kill Jon
>easily crushes his smaller and weaker army, but before he can finish him, gets broadsided by CIA's trap
>Ramsay attempts to run back inside of Winterfell, but the invading armies get in easily because he has no one left to defend the castle

Wait, did Ramsay actually sent that letter?

Did he write it at all?

Wasn't he supposed to mount a surprise attack at the wall and not call Jon out like that?

Fuck you nigger. How the fuck is anybody supposed to handle giant dragons the size of a small castle, each

O T P
T
P

I'm re-watching season one, the Vale knights actually look like what they're described.

JDIMSA

finger her gushy sweaty pussy while she rides a horse

Read the books you fucking retarded showfag.

This fucking show is going down the drain.


FFS, George, finish the books already, I can't take it anymore. It's getting absolutely ruined.

Honestly at this point Gendry needs to reappear and revive the GOAT Stark-Baratheon-Tully-Arynn alliance.

Do you have the hand-holding picture?

> cancelled
Top fucking kek lad

W E W
E
W

>"How come when wood comes into contact with fire, it burns?"

Gee user, I really don't fucking know, you've quite a conundrum there..

I did you retarded leper.

Everyone had difficulty dealing with them. The only part where they had some trouble was at the coliseum, but that was only one dragon, it wasn't grown up yet AND it wasn't even that fatally wounded.

Me: 1
You: 0

we're into something big

No, but when does it exactly happen? I'll cap it if you want.

I wonder what would Dany plan be if

>they never call her in the meeting

>they hit and rape her instead of letting her have her monologue

You dont remember the whole not allowed to spill blood in their sacred city?

current lead contenters in the game of thrones:

melisandre/sansa/jon/night's watch/wildlings
le sand sneks / oberyn's crazy whore
ramsay bolton / house bolton / twenty good men
dany/dothrakis/unsullied/dragons/midget/eunuch/bearded guy/cuck
based night's king
felicity smoak

A slap to the face is not blood

When jon snow doubts and sansa hold his hand to make him feel confused, horny and with confidence. In the table, while they were eating.

>le strong woman

pre-positioned demolition charges
torches cant burn wood beams

>talking about an event that happened 300 years ago with no precedent

You're a complete idiot. Can't even read the books properly.

wikifags everybody

Ever actually seen a fire?
There was some serious accelerant-shenanigans and ventilation going on

That literally was a "do it, Ill suck ur dick afterwards" touch wasnt it?

Euron, his horn, his dragons, his wet queen who's got a thing for bad boys.