How can Tom Hanks even compete?

How can Tom Hanks even compete?

>Are we headed for a Tom Hanks/Emma Watson/John Boyega love triangle?
>First he gets to hold a light saber and now Emma Watson? Man, John Boyega has the best job.
>It hasn’t been confirmed yet who Hanks will play—though IMDB has him listed as the mysterious Kalden. But if Hanks is playing Kalden, and this is a faithful adaptation of the book, then audiences are in for a Boyega/Watson/Hanks love triangle. I’m not sure we’re ready for that.

wut

Boyega is playing Kalden.

>Boyega will play Ty, Watson’s love interest and fellow employee.

tom hanks is like 60. how the hell could they possibly even try to hook him up with a 20 year old. hes not even a silver fox or handsome 60 either

So you don't want the sex scene?

because hes supposed to be a shady tech company exec

Wil Tom Hanks fuck Boyega?

FUCKING CONFIRMED

non existent ass

>tv's worst waifu is getting blacked

>company exec
so youre saying this is going to be a
>glass ceiling and wage gap is real and the only way to come out on top is to have sex with your boss
kind of movie?

>Boyega can't get british girl Rey
>goes for the #refugees #preyforparis #muhfeminist watson
kek

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>the push up bra of trousers

Hamill is a legend

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>15 inch heels
>STILL has no ass
jesus christ. she got fuck all for body genetics

try google senpai shes got a nice one, 34-23-34 nice legs

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Kalden is Ty.

you have xray vision?

i have eyes, and thats more than good enough

Apparently not if you're comparing a dress side shot which clearly shows her rump to a straight on shot of someone in panties. Which thats not even a nice ass. Emma has a better one.

Boyega and Emma Watson having a movie together wasn't old news? OP didn't even bring a trailer or something

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP*

This bitch was in Panama papers, i guess no one cares

the news was the love triangle with tom hanks, i hadnt heard. i dont think a trailer has been released yet

He looks like a cute hobo. :3

who cares she lost waifu status long time ago

dumb feminist dyke

nice trips tho

Who would you rather see duck Emma Watson: Tom Hanks or John Boyega?

you couldnt even get dubs your opinion is unable to retort by trips

Why should they when the problem lies in corrupt governments. implying government taxes arent wasted on shit, implying they arent especially wasted in the UK, implying david cameron and hillary clinton give a fuck and shouldnt be in jail.

kind on strange how hillary is talked about less then Emma. almost like its on purpose bc governments gonna govern

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