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Gonna lose my virginity later today. Anyone have any tips? I just jerked off. Gonna fuck in about 12 hours.

I love how you hilariously optimistic little sperglets are always "about to" lose your virginity.

SPOILER: If you feel the need to make a post on fucking Sup Forums about how you're about to get laid, you're not about to get laid.

Nice meme jealous fag

Just wondering if anyone had any tips

>pic related, my tip to you

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if you eat her out do the alphabet with your tongue on her clit

if you want to do something with your mouth and her tits during foreplay, lick around the nipple without touching it if you can

don't get into an everyday fuck multiple times relationship without using condoms or her on birth control. this can be expensive and driving a girl you care about to get an abortion is actually kinda heavy

these are my secrets and they have treated me well since i was a young man

have fun soldier

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ITT

indeed

cept I sent my gf of one year packing last night so as of right now I am back to being a shitlord porn watcher


also i've personally made girls cum the hardest from having them get on top and then fucking like a man on speed (maintain a rhythm though don't fuck like too much of an autist)

you don't have to maintain a rhythm always but it is definitely advisable

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Like 3 weeks ago I thought I was gonna lose my virginity, too. I was just about to make a post similar to this one. Guess what, I didn't lose my virginity with that girl that night. Not even that week. Women are terrible.

I plan on using condoms and pulling out just to be safe.

The rhythm thing is a good tip though. Thanks user

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You're either gonna cum immediately or not at all. If it's the latter, you better fucking fake it or you'll never hear the end of it.

I've been with the girl for a little while now. She's a virgin too and a little younger. She came onto me strong, she wanted to wait a bit to fuck, but she's been begging me for it lately so we've decided on either today or tomorrow.

>[thread cringe intensifies]

It's takes me 20 minutes or so to cum from handjobs, blowjobs, and anal. So I'm not sure

>i made the slut beg me to fuck her in the ass lol

a pack of wild horses dragging me in the opposite direction couldn't get me to pull out.

You having fun?

How long have you known him?

Plot twist : op gets laid during threesome and you're a faggot

Best of luck

Reality: it's a threesome of all men.

And by "men", I mean lonely 14 year old boys circle jerking to facebook photos.

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