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good edish irishman

gonna do a suicide

Shaking

moving to Brentford 2bh

wonder how many girls have licked caras fanny

is Stefan Molyneux the fedora incarnate?

how much does he make?

>ywn be a youtube vlogger making hundreds of thousands for piece of piss work
>ywn have a qt middle class youtube gf who you live with

ahh yes

*sips cognac*

the ol' 'cide

*takes a long drag from a cuban cigar*

all made up and still not great
better have a rockin bod

at arsenal I believe the minimum for reserves is ~£6k weekly, he could have been on more

now christ knows - he'll probably need to get a job at some point but I haven't spoken to him in a while, hopefully he's saved from the days when he was on a proper wage

my son thomas is dead

laughed at this ngl

rip thomas

looks just like a girl i know who one of my mates is listing after

GOOD post dunno about the rest but this one certainly is

Is he on about yank soldiers killing civilians?

I remember this being posted. Was this where the lads from here went to his funeral?

>320kpa for being a reserve
S O L D I E R S

I'm assuming so

I'd smash

>tfw I never actually went

Could have been a moment of /brit/ history this

Lads I'm 22 and I need to buy some condoms, never got them before, what's a brand I can just get and will work alright and no one will laugh at me?

hate trying to decipher whether my brains telling me fibs or life really is a ball of shit

business idea: give the footballers soliders' wages

>mfw aussies sell prescription strength codeine over the counter but you can't buy shots after midnight

Hes right then for once

I could be wrong about that though, minimum could be £3k

she's a complete rotter without makeup

Trojan magnum XL

Who the fuck is this?

He'll never get a clue, whoever he is.

pretty standard iah

> click on a cookery video on YouTube but it's made by an American
Alt + back arrow

all girls are your utter virgin

>prescription strength codeine over the counter
Not for long lad

>not pushing your middle mouse button to the left

Some guy posted here last year claiming to be the father of a /brit/ poster who died, he left instructions to post here

there was then a funeral where /brit/ posters went to

Education idea: Have mandatory summer jobs for 13 to 16 year old secondary school students

just google condom sizing

im pretty sure they don't even use terms like small to save you from kys

Like a year and a half ago some virgin's dad posted in here saying he'd committed suicide and told his dad to invite people from the /brit/ thread on Sup Forums's Sup Forums board, afaik no one went

Never drinking again.

Politicians send soldiers to war they don't just go over there on their own

t. Malcom Glazer

it was fake mate, c'mon

are you fucking mental

when's my turn to be happy lads

thought we all took a number when we were born like at the butchers but mine hasn't been called yet haha

I woz thinkin of u bbz xxx ;)

I'd just swipe across the top of my mouse

quite plain in the face isn't she?

ask for a garbage bag and make it clear what you're going to be using it for lad
anything less and the qt behind the counter will smirk

honestly would have made me a more well rounded person

Politicians don't tell them to kill civilians lad

>wanting some emperor's new clothes tart

baka

What if you get thirsty

>tfw the ring bit of johnnies squeezes the shit out of my willy

I only have 4.7in girth as well, what am I doing wrong

>emperor's new clothes
what does this mean

That's where you are very wrong

Politicians are fully aware of collateral damage

RIP

your parents let you down
society let you down
we let you down

the intent is not to kill non combatants, since his point is about the intent of the man in a green costume, it could only mean he's talking about combatants

he die

Had a latte macchiato lads, morning poo will be arriving shortly.

no, it's a good idea
>gives people an idea of what it's like to work
>gives them experience to help them get a proper job later in life
>give them idea of a career path they might want to go down

and it'd probably make them more mature and productive people.

The ring always squeezes my willy too and I have no idea what my girth is but I have to buy magnums just so my willy isn't getting choked but then it feels weird cause I'm only 6" long

it regular use its means something that everyone is pretending to like because they think other people do

but theres a person on here whose gimmick is to use it incorrectly

been drinking and playing videogames with my housemate :)

is there anything sexier than a bird wearing your shirt after a night of shagging, wearing a messy bun and cooking your brekkie?

miss having a gf

Collateral damage isn't the same as big gaz killing and pissing on the dead body of a civilian without consequence

Is there a chance the track could bend?

>4.7in girth
I didn't know willies came in that size, I thought it was geolocked to Asia

Only a matter of will.

it's a good idea, like said

>gives them money
>gives them responsibility
>something to put on CV

nothing more fucking self absorbed than streaming your suicide lmao

good riddance

It's average size you meanie :(

>tfw no kuzukuzu bf
;_;

wish i had a place to hang myself from
though i'd be worried about not breaking the neck and dying from strangulation

>it has only just started snowing in the Alps

global warming is real

21 and never had even the slightest semblance of a job AMA

yeah but people like me who grew up in well of families have NO REASON before getting a decent job. you really expect me to actually turn and work for 7 quid an hour when my parents willingly give me hundreds a week for nothing?

It's war of course atrocities are going to happen do you really expect men to maintain a level head after seeing their mate get blown to bits but some raghead?

Soldiers don't just go around massacring civilians like professor Paddy O'Arsepain taught you in your "history of the English genocide of the Irish" course

how old were you when you had your first homosexual experience?

make it rained today and it's suppose to be summer
explain that if global warming is real

23 in a month and the same situation, you're not special on Sup Forums boi

>mfw you've been suicide posting for weeks and this 12 year old girl had a bigger pair of balls than you ever will

while it is real, the fact it's only just started snowing in the alps isn't a scientific proof for this

>tfw I used to be one of these people

Learn Python and C+ and Java starting right now

okay so maybe it shouldn't be forced but there should be jobs open and people who want to do them should be able to just walk right into them

like rather than having to apply and that they just turn up and be like yeah I want a job and then the job centre finds them something to walk straight into

Take it you didn't follow the chilcot inquiry lad

got called a peasant in mcdonalds

youtube.com/watch?v=H2Cbm3HbavA
probably my favourite song 2bh
makes me really sad though x

i have the maturity of a 10 year old so its not surprising.
but i still can't reconcile making mummy find my dead body

kek

Want to travel around Egypt but have nobody to go with :-(

how did you have so little self awareness

How can s*phie even compete lads?

miss the lad who used to post about Austrian anna

Just realised when I die there's going to be fuck all people at my funeral, probably whats left of my immediate family

crease, never got this bad but i was pretty 'tistic with this one girl who i really fancied