I refuse to believe Polish is a real language, they're all just randomly pressing all the keys on their keyboards to fuck with us
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Hunter Johnson
wyzisz jedytzisz jietyz pzyztz
Jacob Clark
szsokszszasszsazsieszsaesadpzsawezsazs!
Owen Garcia
There is something in it.
Ryder Rodriguez
bydgoszczsczcsczcsczcsc
Carter Bell
Ajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Carter Taylor
but at least they make a proper use of "j", "y", and "ch" unlike English speakers do.
Brandon Cook
gave up trying to decipher that gibberish a long time ago
Nicholas Wright
>a bolish person in animeland
Doushite?
Jose Walker
>Japanese criticising other languages
Enjoy your moon runes
Carter Thompson
Lmao if you think that is bad, pay /mämmi/ a visit
Ayden Evans
Translation
>tfw you weigh 55 kg
>"omg user how do you do this user eat something gain some weight because you're so thin"
deep in my heart I know bitches are jelly
>you see picrel together with your gf in starbucks
what do
Noah Hughes
>finnisch
bitte nein
Adam Brown
t. ghoti from Leicestershire
Levi Hernandez
>Any language that uses a single letter as a conjunction/preposition.
Samuel Sanders
Bullshit
You just came up with that on the spot didn't you
Fucking Poles
Cooper Powell
why would you need more
seems excessive
Robert Morales
kruszino - crush?
Luis Jones
kruszyna means a little breadcrumb (кpoшкa), it's a cute way of addressing petite girls, somewhat oldfashioned
Jeremiah Morales
no
it literally means crumb but in this context gf
John Lopez
I hate faggots so much. Why do they infest every general?
Thomas Johnson
t. jelly landwhale
Thomas Howard
...
Luke Hughes
just as it is.
poles pronounce "j" as /j/, while Anglos do as /dsh/
poles pronounce "y" as some sound different from /y/ but at least as a vocal, while Anglos use it as a consonant.
poles pronounce "ch" as /x/ like Greeks used to do, while Anglos go /k/ or /tsh/ for it.
Owen Russell
дa-c
Bentley Phillips
>przytyj
>widzisz
Isaiah White
Funny that in Russia it's the same, кpoшкa could be used like "baby", "honey", "my girl", etc, but I thought that originated from another meaning - noun from word кpoшeчный (tiny, petite) and not from breadcrumb.
Hunter Gonzalez
What's wrong with that?
Brandon Gonzalez
idź na chuj pedale jebany
Xavier Bailey
>I refuse to believe Polish is a real language,
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>they're all just randomly pressing all the keys on their keyboards to fuck with us
;)
Jose Perez
nie rzucim ziemi skąd nasz ród
tak nam dopomóż bóg you emu
Jordan Hill
Why does this song sounds like something out of a Mexican soap opera yet I can't seem to understand shit?
Jacob Nguyen
azoizohizoiz ohizohz zhiozio zohizhzho zohz zzjoz z[iz0iz-zizu zzhzgu zizgffyz8zzfigz
Levi Edwards
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Moar Polish
Caleb Rodriguez
>Starbucksie
Gabriel Wood
Co to kurwa ma być, ochujaleś jebany hamburgerze?
Jordan King
>tfw noun declension masterrace
I love how butthurt the western corporations get when we "deform" their precious brand names that way
Carter Ross
Das rite.
Because you're a monkey pleb.
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Chase Lewis
This is now a Polish music thread
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Thomas White
The only song I think of when I hear "Poland"
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Juan Hughes
Silesian is superior
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Brody Reyes
Germany is dead
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Alexander Young
Rude, I like your anthem youtube.com
Parker Cruz
Ale nekecaj, je to len slovenčina spracovaná fuzz pedálom na gitaru.
Isaac Cook
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>Silesian
Jonathan Rogers
Jack Bell
M starbucks
D starbucksa
C starbucksowi
B starbucks
N starbucksem
Msc starbucksie
W starbucksie
Ayden Thompson
Blasphemy.
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Jose Diaz
Shit posted in polish threads and all their shitposting sites is barely decipherable even by other poles
Carter Powell
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actually no, it's as understandable as english
Lincoln Hill
JA PIERDOLE XD
Joshua Morgan
agree OP, someone must stop this madness.
Levi Rodriguez
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Yea because 'Deutsch', English 'thwart', 'sh', 'ch' and Hungarian 'sziasztok' etc. are soooo different than our 'sz', 'cz'
Josiah Wilson
I bet that if I hit randon letters on my keyboard I could actually get something close to a polish word.
trvkdfganajkja lrtirewshg
bsdura gjdsiakyyu
nmbdkuias hjgblawrel
Alexander Cruz
lmao, bsdura almost like bzdura which means bullshit
Joshua Hernandez
Nicholas Morris
Not even close, Polish is a Slavic language (we have our own this and that) and I bet you don't know how those work.
Cameron Bailey
WIN!!!!!!!
Joshua Walker
Oh, Ok this one is fine
Logan Sullivan
Well it's a random jumble of letters that makes no sense, seems like Polish to me.
Carson Anderson
Dominic Diaz
Julian Allen
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RIP ;__;
Eli Nguyen
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Kto /kazik/ tu?
Thomas Gonzalez
Caleb Miller
Not just their language, look carefully here. There really is no such thing as "Polish ethnicity"
Jack Ramirez
Christopher Edwards
Moar Kult
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Blake Long
Elijah Edwards
>tfw Finnish for us is like polish to you
Bjoordeen agreengüoooöl hgfhtťaama kitaama mansaduöur
Jack Taylor
>tfw was born during gommunism
fug I'm old
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Wyatt Davis
That's what happen when you use latin script to write slavic language
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Jonathan Hall
Jordan Cooper
>ten kto nosi adidasa
Why genetive?
Julian Green
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So it will rhyme
Juan Phillips
Not even close.
Vitun mikkihiiri sul on tasan kolkyt sekuntia aikaa lähtee täältä, tai mä, tungen sun pääs, sun perseesees.
Julian Lewis
whäätts üüp fiinnish bröö
Noah Perry
I literally cannot see any difference
Kevin Rivera
Why did sl*vs declare a war on vowels?
Josiah Walker
pnwż prdl się
Jack Jackson
gimme one example of polish word with no vowels. i mean there are some words with just one vowel, but there are also in english. it just looks like there aren't vowels in polish because of many more di- and tri- graphs like "dź" "sz" "rz" than in english, which are one sound written in two/three letters
Grayson Fisher
Polish is funny even for other Slavic speakers, because so many words in it have been borrowed from German, invented out of thin air, or have changed meaning relative to the others.
This etymology is a perfect example of what Polish is like:
>kobieta
>1. woman
>Considered derogatory until the 19th century; now the standard, neutral word. Origin uncertain; probably either from Old Polish kob (“pigpen”) or koba (“mare”); the suffix -ieta is found in some contemporaneous female names (Markieta, Elżbieta, Greta). Displaced niewiasta (now considered poetic) and żona (meaning narrowed down to "wife").
Need I write more? Polish is terminally fucked up, it's a language so bastardized and nonsensical that its existence is barely plausible.
Ryan Perry
ijzxijczxczxzicizzczicsczxizs
Wrote a short story in polish
Cooper Campbell
we don't use G's or B's or z's or c's
Leo Cook
wtf i don't like chile now
Julian Fisher
The short story says I love poland and all its citizen
Joseph Kelly
w..we don't use ü either. only åöä
Luis Diaz
kys nigger polish is the last slavic language that has nasal vowels
we wuz primordial slavs n shiet
also belarussian uses kabeta too
Anthony Wood
aalpäca vaåläaka cäacä
Gabriel Sanchez
ikr i checked after posting
also do you often use å? because i've literally never seen it in finnish sentence
Mason Reyes
>pigpen + random German female name ending = woman
Drop what you're doing. Stop. Reflect on this word and your entire culture.
John Ramirez
>Polish is funny even for other Slavic speakers, because...
Because it uses a huge amount of pshe-pshe sounds. Normally, people don't have an etymological dictionary mounted in their head.
>Need I write more?
Yes, that would be interesting to see.
Bentley Russell
PSHH PSHHHH
Hudson Anderson
>he doesn't have the luxury of being autistic
poor Ivan
Noah Lopez
No it's swedish and it's in our vocabulary since we learn swedish too. Bilingual country n shieet.
Aaron Ross
still better than dziwka you fucking cunt
Luis Perez
You call women not only mares and pigpens but also whores? Damn, Poland, das cold.
>implying the Slovene word for girl is djevojka
Sebastian Miller
Leicestershire is not hard to read, write or understand.
"Ghoti", as in "fish"? Are you trying to imply the English language is as much of a trainwreck as slavshit because you can play with phonetics? Fuck outta here.
Jayden Martin
yanks and ozzies can't pronounce leicestershire, m8
Robert Reed
>polish
>sz cz
>english
>sh ch
>german
>sch tsch
any questions?