All female reboot of Ocean's 11

All female reboot of Ocean's 11.
Why?
indiewire.com/article/jennifer-lawrence-joining-oceans-11-reboot-sandra-bullock-20160514

Because it's 2016

Money

because it's "THE CURRENT YEAR"

Hollywood decided that JLaw has to be a star.

It was true, it was all true.

Moogies prophecy was right, she took reigns of the ferengi empire and now it is diverse.

That star seems to br fading

Female reboots are the new meme.

Why is Hollywood so fucking boring? Reboots, remakes, sequels is all they do.

Let them do it. It will bomb and damage the careers of everybody involved.

Reboots are considered safer investments due to brand recognition

On track to bury her third franchise.

What if they do an all female version of Batman and Robin?

>implying a bunch of women trying to do a heist will be as cool as men

these people are unbelievable and will blame sexism when it gets hate

In this one the heist is they attempt to steal from the most heavily guarded celebrity sperm bank in the world.

You'd think they would have learned from ghostbusters...

This. What's the target audience? Ocean's 11 was interesting for guys because of the genre and story and interesting for women because of the actors.

Female Ocean's 11 could be interesting for guys if the actresses were all hot, but that's not going to be the case.

So which white man will be directing it? How much of the profits will go towards women's shelters and helping girls get educations?

Why is Jennifer Lawrence famous.

Taking bets on who is going to be the token black chick

I hope it turns out good

heist films are true comfycore

Because she swallows cum like a $2 whore. Check her pics in the fappening.

Looks like John Mulaney's going to have to change that bit in his act about how an all female version of Ocean's 11 wouldn't work.

If this becomes real, it will only reinforces my dislike for Jennifer Lawrence. I hope her carrier continues to spiral downward.

Look at her face in OP pic. She's beautiful.

They learned that they can deflect legitimate complaints by shrieking about soggy knees

So the trailer can get a billion YouTube dislikes and we can have a slew of articles about misogyny.

Dude, what if, like, the Chinese acrobat Guy's analog is Mellissa MacCarthy and she has to get out of the room service catering dining car but she can't cuz she fat and gets stuck XD

She's just like us.
Gabby Union.

Underrated comment.

sarcasm?
Her face looks like it was punched repeatedly.

all female remakes of popular franchises are sexist and demeaning to women everywhere

this trend is going to be remembered in the future in the same way we remember blackface today

I like this bait

>ocean 11
>without all the banter
What's the point? Will this be an action remake or something?

They can't though.
If anything, Ghostbusters is showing that the general public don't give a fuck about being called a soggy knee if it's used in a blanket statement.
It can be used as a direct weapon against someone who might cave, but now they know they can't just use it as a guilt sledgehammer

Women make 85% of all purchases. Men are inferior consumers and consumption is all that matters anymore.

>tfw Ghostbusters flops and then this gets cancelled

>woo wooo woo

Its the sound of 2016 suck it brah

Precious. Demolitions expert.

New ideas are scary

I wonder

Maybe it's for the best. There's always the possibility her career dies out from overexposure.

>Women make 85% of all purchases
Buying pruducts made by men.

White guys are the enemy.. quick let's copy everything they do

>women constantly going around talking shit about how they can "create life"
>can't even create an original movie franchise

With money earned by men.

*robots

Nah, they'll rationalise it away by claiming there wasn't enough Star Power, or that the marketing was mishandled.

While both of those are certainly true, they won't grasp the fact that even if they hadn't been, it would still have been mediocre at best due to throwing writing out the door in favour of pandering.
It's going to take an A lister flop for them to realise, and luckily JLaw, a currently fading star, is the perfect person to hammer the point home. The fact that she'll demand an outrageous sum will make it all the sweeter.

programmed by men

actually that pic wasn't her, some user's GF sent him that, dead ringer for her tho
Whatever tho, she has like 600 other nudes

I don't care what you jerks say I bet she could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

*Indians

>casino heist

so it's only gonna be one cunt who marries the casino owner then divorces him?

Oh wow you made the products? Do you want your cookie now? Oh good boy you made products who's sole purpose is to buy them, women are actually using products for their purpose and men just are facilitating the actual economy, without women we'd have no economy.

If men controlled everything we'd have enough money to maybe keep Texas alive and then they'd seceed.

with their husband's money

Now why don't you tell everyone precisely what industries you're talking about.

You should all just stop making a big deal on these all female lead reboots and SJW/PC pandering projects. They have all bombed up to this point, Ghostbusters will bomb, let this shit keep bombing and they will stop trying. But you guys keep making big deals about it and the studios market it as see they don't like it because muh women and they keep trying.

>ocean's 11 using gender neutral handicapped xirs

when will it be 2017 already

keep em coming Hollywood!

once enough female reboots fail miserably (Ghostbusters, Oceans 11 reboots), feminists, SJWs, PC fucks will realize that Men are the better performers, that people wont see female reboots because men laugh at it and women don't care about cinema.

don't stop! I want the bitch tears.

This is Ghostbusters all over again.

>oh no, why is everyone displeased that we hijacked an established franchise to resell the same story only with mediocre strong empowered womyn actors? DAMN MISOGYNISTS

SeeReally the thing is that SJWs are whiny college kids or younger on their parents Internet, they don't have expendable cash to go see this shit, or when it's time to put up or shut up they do what kids now days do and stay home because they don't give a fuck and can pretend to care on Twitter.

>decide to reboot an old movie
>don't have money for promotion
>...
>change male leads to females
>angry Sup Forumstards will promote the movie for you

damn those jews are smart

Fans demanded it.

>C-consumption is just as important as production

fill in the rest of the cast

negative press can only be turned into positive press If you have armies of shills that will cover the Internet in a blanket of support

See: Donald Trump

The 'fanbase' for this ghostbusters remake is so ridiculously low that anything they say gets absolutely drowned out by the mountains of ridicule

Any promotion they are making is just going to let people know what the media is referring too when they report that It flopped hard, and everyone will turn around and say "Obviously, It looked shit".

kek

>making female reboots of successful male movies in the name of muh feminism
>not realising that they're basically saying that females aren't capable of carrying their own franchise

The reason negative press has the opposite effect on trump is because he simply does not care about any type of criticism aimed at him, not because there are nerds who support everything he says. Just because this blind support of Trump happens here doesn't mean it happens on the rest of the internet or the US.

>try to setup 11 woman team to rob place
>cant get entire team to sync their periods in time
>fail

GB hasn't come out though, they care more about the money.

What was the second?

While I agree that they're going to bomb due to historical precedent, you don't seem to get that the "outrage" they claim over female casts is almost entirely manufactured.

If nobody spoke a word about it, you'd still see all those clickbait articles about how they're smashing the patriarchy, or how the evil white man is trying to hold them back.
The whole reason this shit is resurging is because the studios think they can use the power of professional victimhood to sell tickets. Fortunately, as you said, the target audiences don't actually consume this sort of media, so it's doomed to fail, just as it has in the video game industry.

Because the female Ghostbusters is already working so well.
What's next?
Female Fast and Furious? Well hey...i might watch that...but still such a male concern so angry feminists will rage.

Orrrr how about they create a film for an all female cast, like completely original?
But nooo they can't, cause they have no fucking ideas and they need to spin stuff that has worked before in the hopes that it will work agaiiinn...
Hollywood is really weak.

> women and numales constantly whining about misogyny has made me actually misogynistic

Hmm

the original was carried by charisma, humor and chemistry

women dont process any of these traits, this movie is already shit

is it still going to have the token asian who is agile?

*shrug* why not?
It's not like Ghostbusters or something people care about

Because our feminazi overlords won't stop until every last male institution is burned to the ground.

back the fuck off?!?!

She has a meme face

Because you actually care. You're the reason it's getting made. Please, utilize the cognitive functions that lie deep within your brain and attempt as hard as you can to understand that this is the reality you chose and continue to choose every single day. You fucking moron.

The original oceans 11 was kind of shit. the first remake was ok, then had two shitty sequels
It's not some timeless classic of cinema it's just a genre flick / brand

>being this easily manipulated

FEMENISM:MONETISED

oceans twelve was good, stop being a queer

Anyone who stops and thinks about women for a moment realizes they're actually pretty shit.

It was literally a shitpost

You triggered?

After blacktastic 4 and ghostbusters flop they will learn to be more subtle

lel

nice fake number you pulled out of your ass. i'm sure that's why all the female superhero comics sell so well

harsh but true

what female wants to see a heist movie? i'd imagine that's even behind "action" genre movies on the list of things women are interested in

womenexploitation and the clickbait generation is falling for it hard

>An exploitation film is a film which attempts to succeed financially by exploiting current trends, niche genres, or lurid content.

Are there even enough women out there to guarantee a successful Blockbuster anymore?

Maybe they would if there were a heist movie written for women
Of course "for women" means it will be shit and barely a heist movie but there you go

becuz gurl power!

Probably they're going to rob one the girl's ex husband and steal money from him as well as some worthless item that symbolizes his power and untouchableness as a big fuck you to him.

Hollywood a shit.

I never got this, its all like
>"fuck patriarchy, they are the worst".
What you wanna do about it
>"Just copy them, do what they did, but tell them they cant do it anymore."

>woman
>logic

look at all that logic fall right into the shitter...

Will bomb and be hated even before release.

Moron she admitted they were hers. Try again