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こんにちは
やっと休日ですね
皆さんは元気ですかね

チェコさん、こんにちは。

>皆さんは元気ですかね
元気ですよ~

結構です

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春の七草ですね

例えば、すべての人が同じ痛さや苦痛を共有していたら、全ての人に不幸という事態はないのではないだろうか。

痛いの痛いの飛んでけー!
お前のところに飛んでいけー!!

ひさしぶり
帰省しなかったのか

How do I avoid becoming a Japanese meme when I go over there?

痛い!

いろいろ忙しくて、ゆっくり4ちゃんする暇もないです、日本にはいったり来たり。

what memes are you trying to avoid becoming?

The Danish autist getting mauled by a bear meme

それでは寝ます、おやすみなさい。

Gaijin slaves?
Free labour from dumb weebs, perhaps?
A tramp living in the woods to be mauled by a bear, if you would?

The Danish from the mean streets of Denmark meme

I want to see him becoming that meme.

はやっww
ほんとに暇がないんだな
おやすみ

They have that TV show where they interview foreigners at airports.

Also, in general people taking photos of me.

Just act respectfully and you'll be okay.

Of course.

But will Japanese act respectful towards me?

get the anti-paparazzi scarf then.

I thought Danish people spoke in German.
Don't they speak German?

they speak a guttural dialect of swedish, just like all the other nordic countries except finland

...

I thought Irish was generally spoken in Ireland and Welsh was generally spoken in Wales.

I got a large straw hat that I can use.

Its okay to have ultra small dick. Even smallest dick in the world is better than 12 inch one. Girls scary of it...

for fucks sake ivan

Yeah use that.
You definitely won't become a meme

まゆゆさすが
かわいいちんぽ

You'll more likely get on 警察24

何をしてもお前はミームになってことは必ず

youtube.com/watch?v=JA4boFS5Ddo

>1998 was 16 years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=S8WFdn8_7mo

>まゆゆ
Looks nothing like mine, I'm offended that you don't remember

>large straw hat
that will make you a meme, photographed, and treated disrespectfully by Japanese.

why japanese asmr is always fucking earcleaning

Why?

youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q
Have some Ear licking for a change

dont like lewd stuff

whater u fukn gay

You get what you give, my Dane.

no!!!!!
asmrs point is not to be lewd
fucking watch porn if you want muh cummies-tier

this is a pen

nani ka kare ni imi kore no ko to desu?????????????????????????????????????

まゆゆがチンコ晒したと聞いて

apple pen

hey white
pick one to fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=2pOMCmVc3wY

>you will never be bullied by 20 jap girls at once

todas se ven iguales

I thought finland was rich
why dont you visit east asia?

If so, someone should show the tits or hip also.
That is fair.

ive been to japan or what do you mean east asia???

チンチンを漢字で書くと珍珍

are you a person who is anglosaxon finlander, aren't you?

nice
seems you are smarter than most of your conationals
a cosmopolitan guy, who understand how the world works
why dont you find a nice asian girlfriend?

no
that is someone else

And チンポ is written in kanji as 珍宝.

well, you are another suomi person.
excuse me.

I dont want my relationships to be based on a fetish. But if there was a stable and very nice girl sure.
Though lust does not make a good foundation for that.
T. statistic pro

i was the one questioning about lactose
do i need to get a trip to shitpost?

You're better off ignoring women (or more specifically, relationships and intimacy) altogether if you want to avoid getting exploited or have your basic human drives get in the way of business.
t. assburger sage

world tinpo size.

Japan win against USA!?

Beard or no beard?

all i need is christ

lactose?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose

You don't have to ask?

Dunno about beard or no beard, but it's definitely no goatee, always

no, i was interested in milk usage in japan

lose some weight mb

先週は漢字の手書きだったんで今回はローマ字にしました
よかったら自分のをも見せてください

>9.6cm
wew

Beard. I wish I could grow one but sadly I was raised on veggies and soy so my testosterone production is gimped for life.

I was in Japan just a while ago and while I obviously can't speak for someone who actually lives there, I saw VERY little milk being sold. I only saw one small package of it being sold at an airport and some milk tea at FamilyMart.
I don't think the Japanese drink much milk.

>definitely no goatee
Really? It hides his enormous chin.

what puzzles me is that most of Japanese cant handle much lactose, but still eat products containing it, and having gas

i hope i dont have to sit next a jap on airplane again

Why do you think I'm going to work on a farm?

My chin is actually pretty weak. It's my jaw that's massive.

I've drunk Japanese milk it tastes strange

Jesus shave that please

このまえFlowの歌詞書いてた人かな?

>what puzzles me is that most of Japanese cant handle much lactose, but still eat products containing it, and having gas
I don't think that's unique to Japan. Plenty of lactose intolerant people still consume products with milk in it.
If anything I don't think the Japanese do it as much because essentially none of their native cuisine contains any milk as far as I know. Only foreign recipes seem to call for any milk.

>Japanese milk
did it come from a man or a woman?

Where could i buy a yukata for my girlfriend? We're going to japan in 2 weeks and i really want to see her wearing one, also can men wear it too?

I've heard one out of four Americans is also lactose intolerant.

i personally had to use pills for lactose every meal apart from sushi

Bread - butter
Cup noodles - Milk powder
Stakes - fried with butter
Burgers - sauce with milk components

mostly the non-whites are

milk?
That is sold in any place.

From 1 min youtube.com/watch?v=BDr8O8H4Xxo

Maybe he only looked out for packages with ミルク written on them

You get sick even from the smallest amount of milk in those things?
That's more like allergy than intolerance, no?

>Brazil
>12.4 cm

How big government helps big dairy sell milk youtu.be/XRCj8LVTRyA

His body is matter, the milk is antimatter.

allergy mean that my body would react to some substance with unnecessary way

it is intolerance due to my body not being able to produce lactase, the bacteria to breakdown the sugar - thus it gets though my guts and the bacteria in my lower guts has a Brazilian carnival with the sugars that have not been taken care of

if i remember correctly

>Girls scary of it...
hmmmmm

そうですよ、仕事がクリスマスの後、同僚が休日をとっていたおかげでオフィスでだったんで仕事中レス出来ましたが今はまた‐10℃で外仕事に戻ってますので仕事中はレスる隙間ないし仕事帰りが遅すぎて週末にしかレス出来ません

といってもFlowの歌詞はたぶん週末でしたけど

doubt it

There are those therapies that take bacteria from a normal person's stomach and put it into the sick person's one. It used to be done only on cows, but now they do it with people too. Have you looked into that?

Fecal microbiota transplant

If it works the same as a fecal transplant then it should work on humans without issue.

timely posts
安倍首相を悩ませた潰瘍性大腸炎 他人の便を移植する驚きの治療 j-cast.com/healthcare/2016/12/01284996.html

guess Im the only one who want to fuck with all of them at the same time
youtu.be/mNpPQXMgtmw

i was wrong it was not broken down by bacteria but rather by a enzyme so transfer is not possible

-10℃…!おそろしい。
お仕事はお疲れ様です!