Ask a marine anything

Ask a marine anything

Is your grandma single?

Why are you advertising the "fact" that you're a Marine for attention, instead of being humble about it like a proper and professional member of the military should? If you're a fucking boot, I might get it, you're just that goddamn ignorant. But if you're not, how about you ask your Squad leader what they'd do to someone doing this shit, and keep it in mind? For example, I'd have you doing iron mikes for a few miles. Eat shit and die.

Your grandma is a marine?

how many other guys have you hooked up with?

Do u even lick ur grandma pussy?

noodz of gramma plox

military is the same as welfare, how embarrassed are you about this?

This
Lazy marine-grandma, go back to iraq and kill some sandniggers

That's the shittiest AR-15 I've ever seen

What does man ass taste like

Tacticool
It all does the same shit shoots bullet
Only conspiracy theorists do shit like building their own ARs

>says the noobfag with a 24" barrel and a cqb set up

Thanks for ur service. God bless u. We are so safe because of you. You're so courageous. God bless you.

16" midlength gas, but thanks for playing, faggot

For the same reason there's, "I'm a fag, ask me anything" and "I'm a Muslim ask me anything" Get your fedora wearing, fat ass self out of here faggot. Let OP have his questions.

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How's it feel to be part of the navy?
>fucking. Boot fuck

>kill yourself

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>be shopping in walmart for replacement windshield wipers
>nobody at register near electronics
>only buying 1 thing so I start walking over there
>get cut off by old nigger with a shopping cart full of groceries
>gives me a dirty look
>waiting in line behind him
>guy dressed in all camo walks up behind me
>nigger turns to him
>mutters something about what part of the army he served in and thanked the guy in camo for his services
>offers the guy in camo to cut the line
>I turn to camo guy and say "you better hope somebody replies to this post or your mother will die tonight"

Fuck, it is.
The angle makes it look long as shit in that picture, though.

Saving army guy

How butt hurt do you get when you realize who you work for could give two shits about you or your fellow citizens?

Hehehehe military fags think they deserve thanks. They take more government handouts than people on section 8 housing and food stamps. I hate how entitled they are, such fags.