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Old thread
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J West PLEASE take /bet/ under your wing
Retards PLEASE take me under your wing
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jesus christ just leave making threads to brits
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PRAYING you're right.
kek wills it.
German who wanted his chin testing. Willing to send you an economy class ticker to Heathrow.
I'm shaking, lads. I thought a tennis tip had lost but in reality I bet on the winning lad. Today has been a good day and I don't need the highest building in the country, after all.
absolute dancefloor destroyer
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FUCK
I'm going to pussy out don't want to get jumped outside the EU
I thought I bet on someone to win set 1, but I had put it on set 2, was a bit puzzled why the amount hadn't been credited, then I took a look at the slip again and panicked back to the game trying to hedge, but he was up a break so I let it run.
Absolute terror.
PMSL actually won my Stjarnan bet..
NVM, no more chin testing needed
*starts a J WEST chant*
WARNING. I'm on PSV -0.5. Do NOT expect any more goals in this game.
who /Smyczek/ here?
so SO angry. Even the German who simply cannot win a bet has won.
I'm happy all of you are winning money
fuck you, oblong head.
>kvinnefotball.no
Men/women aren't denoted though. Fuck me if I know all those teams by heart.
nah m8 I haven't won shit went on a rampage have 115 euros left, might just put it all on an impossible bet and then kill myself
why
Thought this was a Friendly???
>REFEREE
I'm the German who can't win a bet, but it sounds like there are 2 of us with the same luck
What happened to taking a break until August?
The Dutch and Portuguese when it comes to football never ends up friendly.
PMSL I made this after seeing it. Was just waiting for the right moment to drop
tipped by parallellines
Makes sense, the other lad sounds a lot more anxious
Greasy tenner on.
Found thin head German user's sister pmsl
Turns out I'm playing Rocket League with a guy who does rball stuff for the Scandie leagues. Good stuff.
Nah, my sister is way uglier
The best is when you plateau and are stuck between a certain range for almost 3 weeks, then the indiscipline overcomes you and you overstake cause you're tied of seeing the same balance and end up being down spastics.
chuckling
absolute danger
So did the American TT
v v interesting
juve on bbc 1 pmsl.
tears
I remember once seeing this but a British woman with a Jamaican accent
>it's a 'JF can't make a proper /bet/ thread' episode
Last digit is the number of minutes until Vikingur score
Briefcase singapore lad, how much did you make from my tip on Termalica?
Made your 500 back?
Man I hope Lidl is hiring
what's his TT?
TT is back
tears at the muglets who thought PSG would turn into a train
on
Loads of matches tomorrow, but mostly shit.
LAHallucinations
>rain delay
Not happy
Anyone on Vikingur?
>tfw had over 2.5 on PSG-Sporting
Contemplating jumping on it. Not sure if it's worth it.
Duckie will win.
Remember: You can't cuck the Duck.
PSV m8.
PSG are French.
Smed
over 0.5 ht
>liking Carly Rae Jepson
PMSL
M
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Just embarrassing really
>Listing a bunch of frauds and nobodys as references
Doubt any of them have ever needed a new 365
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Evans only a 3/10.. might not even bother. @1.5 for Vikingur is shit, too.
ffs Vikingur stop memeing around and just score
when do 365 start 'capping'? a friend got his capped at £1k i think.
There is no set limit its more about what you bet, and when you bet it. You could theoretically be banned after one relatively small bet as has happened to myself on PP.
Depends, if you bet on obscure things and use skrill then quite quickly.
Haven't been limited on my actual account because I don't use it to bet on meme leagues and just do the £50 offer and mainstream muggies, plus I deposit with a bank card.
Fresh from a day spent arguing with people on twitter and trying to convince them that he isn't a fraud Euan jumps straight onto TT to declare somebody else is a fraud.
I mean he isn't wrong on either account but I'm surprised he gives enough of a fuck after battling twitter mongs all day.
cheers lids. he kept on winning on greyhounds, kek.
Almost got ultra memes, lol.
VIKINGUR PLEASE SCORE
*memed
How do you keep on winning on greyhounds, aren't there small chances of that happening often?
A few months ago I made over 8k from a single 365 because it had been used for well over a year betting on the prem and cheeky accas. Tend to be limited much quicker with fresh accounts, although I've never been limited before making less than 1k, like I've heard of on here
Don't know too much about it, but one of my dad's friends used to own them and he said it was very easy to fix for people on the inside
Fairly easy to pick winners tbqh
Depends on how quickly you make the profit, if you are making a steady profit over time then the figure will be much lower. They closed my account when I was at £1,800ish profit
Also anyone seeing this game anywhere? Need odds on overs
DSC Wanne Eickel - FC Schalke 04
kek, not if you have a contact ir two. not a meme, either.
pic is not mine, but results are genuine.
Would LOVE to hear the Hassans /bet/ting story
pmsl @ that german's sister tinder post
>implying any bookie would ACTUALLY limit you
pmsl
This is impressive
How do you pick them?
It's a long story
Wtf user
Could you get your geniune earned money?
juve pls.
Did you guys already talk about Euan getting an account banned and access to his money denied?
Turn your trip on Euan, it's no fun when you hide.
I was allowed to withdrawn my money, no UK bookie can prevent you from withdrawing your funds unless they can prove that you somehow violated one of the terms when depositing or betting. Even then the worst case scenario is that you only get back your initial deposit
That being said, Unibet still haven't paid me so who knows?
Tfw a friend of euan is a friend of mine.
Such a comforting feel lads
so SO interested by this American TT vs TT
Struggling to watch BB now Lateysha is gone.
Just reminding me what could've been
>How do you pick them?
I usually pick downgraded dogs that were competetive but couldn't win in the higher grade.
NEED Vikingur to win PLEASE
VIKINGUR
IS THE BET
Intriguing
so SO fair now
It's so good to see that Belgium has become progressive.