Kick ass food

>kick ass food
>awesome families
>huge dongs
>sexy as fuck
Why aren't you Italian American Sup Forums?

eyyy my mudda she makes a great-a sauce

you'll neva be hungry when you come-a to my house bro you gotta try my mudda sauce

PORCO DIOOOOOOOOOOO

We're also loud and annoying though

PORCA MADONNA

enjoy your fettuccine alfredo

HELL YEAH WE ARE

Because I am Norwegian American.

That is a good reason

Obnoxious, arrogant, annoying as fuck, food is utterly shit and hugely overrated, lazy as fuck, never decide who's side you're on in a war, betray your allies, corrupt as fuck government?

You must be a pasta loving Italifag.

And a faggottini

For sure. As long as I am not African American, I am happy .

Plus, a decent amount of my family on my mother's side is Italian. So I kind of am Italian American.

>amerifat complaining about bad food smh

because I don't steal shit and I don't use retarded units.

Preferisco la putana di tua sorella

>kick ass home-brewed lager
>stupidly delicious home-made suarkruat and suasages
>party like a mad cunt on Saturdays
>praise the lord on Sundays
>get a raise on Monday cos your boss be mrin' your work ethic
>ancestors were the only group of tribals to successfully rustle the Roman Empire's jimmies
>perfect body hair texture/distribution
>have very fair skin but can tan without getting sunburned
>be aesthetic as fuck even when fat
>tfw you're only a 6 compared to your own people but everyone else thinks you're a 10
>tfw when you realize you truly are part of the master race

GERMAN-AMERIFAG HERE
UNTERMENSCH BTFO

>food is utterly shit and hugely overrated

this is wrong

puttana con 2 t come la tua mamma

Funny how Italifags defend their shit food, but not all the other accusations.

If your food is the best thing about your fucking shit nation (which is absolutely isn't) then you know you have serious problems.

Fuck off Italy, you've been no use at all since the Roman Empire. You're a fucking disgrace to your ancestors.

affanculo cazzo piccolo

>not being irish-american masterrace

god tier diaspora tbh fampai

Dio porco.

because other accusations are true and our food is the best of the world. the italian food you know is shit made by americans for the shitty american taste. enjoy your obesity tyrone.