>kick ass food
>awesome families
>huge dongs
>sexy as fuck
Why aren't you Italian American Sup Forums?
Kick ass food
eyyy my mudda she makes a great-a sauce
you'll neva be hungry when you come-a to my house bro you gotta try my mudda sauce
PORCO DIOOOOOOOOOOO
We're also loud and annoying though
PORCA MADONNA
enjoy your fettuccine alfredo
HELL YEAH WE ARE
Because I am Norwegian American.
That is a good reason
Obnoxious, arrogant, annoying as fuck, food is utterly shit and hugely overrated, lazy as fuck, never decide who's side you're on in a war, betray your allies, corrupt as fuck government?
You must be a pasta loving Italifag.
And a faggottini
For sure. As long as I am not African American, I am happy .
Plus, a decent amount of my family on my mother's side is Italian. So I kind of am Italian American.
>amerifat complaining about bad food smh
because I don't steal shit and I don't use retarded units.
Preferisco la putana di tua sorella
>kick ass home-brewed lager
>stupidly delicious home-made suarkruat and suasages
>party like a mad cunt on Saturdays
>praise the lord on Sundays
>get a raise on Monday cos your boss be mrin' your work ethic
>ancestors were the only group of tribals to successfully rustle the Roman Empire's jimmies
>perfect body hair texture/distribution
>have very fair skin but can tan without getting sunburned
>be aesthetic as fuck even when fat
>tfw you're only a 6 compared to your own people but everyone else thinks you're a 10
>tfw when you realize you truly are part of the master race
GERMAN-AMERIFAG HERE
UNTERMENSCH BTFO
>food is utterly shit and hugely overrated
this is wrong
puttana con 2 t come la tua mamma
Funny how Italifags defend their shit food, but not all the other accusations.
If your food is the best thing about your fucking shit nation (which is absolutely isn't) then you know you have serious problems.
Fuck off Italy, you've been no use at all since the Roman Empire. You're a fucking disgrace to your ancestors.
affanculo cazzo piccolo
>not being irish-american masterrace
god tier diaspora tbh fampai
Dio porco.
because other accusations are true and our food is the best of the world. the italian food you know is shit made by americans for the shitty american taste. enjoy your obesity tyrone.