>board a flight to your vacation
>see this
What would you do?
>board a flight to your vacation
>see this
What would you do?
take a seat knowing that i'm in good company
>kike detected
turn 360 and walk away
at least i know the plane wouldn't be hijacked
would make friends with some of them to try and get some good connections
Feel good that I'm on a flight that is good value for money
I would say "Allah Akbar" and blow up
enjoy the flight knowing it won't crash.
Drop my spare change to see which ones are bigger likes than the rest.
Jews are very race-conscious so they wouldnt let goyim enter the cabin at all
It's full of jews? Be happy b/c nothing is gonna happen.
>wait til plane is in the air
>read the New Testament as loud as possible to everyone
I'd thank god they weren't mudslimes
Take a seat and 30 seconds before the take off yell that I am so angry that I didn't pick up that quarter on the way in.
>Sit in back
>roll penny down aisle on take off
>plane crashes due to Jewish terrorists
kek
medium kek
upgrade to firstclass.
>fuck! This is the flight for Auschvitz!
I'd relax knowing that I wouldn't be a victim of a plane disapearance or false flag
My thoughts exactly
I'd keep a careful eye on my stuff though.
Be happy to know we are not going to crash due to a "terrorist attack"
Jews steal everything.
Feel safe cause I know that the Arabs are not on this flight
dwarf air?
>throw a penny and see what happens
Good side: They are not muslims
Bad side:You are going to concentration camp
>board a flight to your vacation
why are all these juice flying to north korea?
Say hello to my relatives and make small talk :)
"Air Israel please clear the runway!"
At least they have white skin.
isn't obvious
nothing to worry they are not muslim.
And hear the guy behind you say "Yeah, but i did"
Allahu akbar
2/10
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Make sure I don't have a wallet.
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>casually walks to front of plane
>shouts "free pork"
win?
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Found the kebab
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star an irl cut vs uncut thread
Make sure I take some of their luggage when we land. Could use some extra gold and silver.
Auugh this is not a plane, this is a "shower", hey are they opening cans of zyklon-b
Found the goatfucker.
Hey! Leave the wife out of this, will you?
I hate jews
Ask for stock tips.
stop samefagging, donald
Relax. My wallet is in my luggage and there's no muzzles on board
lol, since 1946....
get they missed him
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Deal with 'em quickly and efficiently!!
I would start to fart and yell "gas chamber time"
Look up random german words and start saying them
Find where they left their women. Impregnate to ensure my bloodline now flows through money.
*180 you retard
Start with deustcheland über alis.
Germanfag here, trust me it'll rustle their jimmies.
>Throw penny out door
>Watch as they all run out after it
>Slam door
>Take off
>Private jet motherfuckers
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Yell Allahu Ackbar!
Ask to borrow a dollar
Being this new
Have a seat, at the windowside.
Start my Alienware M11x R1.
Play civ 5 for the rest of the trip, no bathroom breaks and no talking.
Ask for a kosher meal.
hide the gold
Theyre jewish not muslim you fucking retard. The worst they would do is steal my money or luggage
Request schindlers list for the in flight entertainment
Then laugh every time a Jew dies.
Well.....at least I'm not gonna die today. Sit down, plug in headphones and chill.
So walk forwards
Savage
"i have a nickel for the first man to give me their seat"
get no seats cause they're all cut dicks, not men.
I'd feel honoured to be in the presence of the smartest race of people on earth
clench my foreskin so it doesnt get bitten off
Join in ceramonious chanting for two hours whilst getting pissed off of in flight alcohol.
>> I'd feel honoured to be in the presence of the smartest race of people on earth
he means smartest in deception and corruption
sit on a first class seat cause i know theyre too greedy to be there
set the gas on
10/10
take a seat and scream for how expensive the flight are, so they all join me
have a sudden urge to cheat someone out of a loan
drop my piggy bank
Summerfag
>race
Only newfags call summerfag.
Does anyone have a english language version of the OT?
Start singing Hava Nagila. Get the whole plane rocking.