Board a flight to your vacation

>board a flight to your vacation
>see this

What would you do?

take a seat knowing that i'm in good company

>kike detected

turn 360 and walk away

at least i know the plane wouldn't be hijacked

would make friends with some of them to try and get some good connections

Feel good that I'm on a flight that is good value for money

I would say "Allah Akbar" and blow up

enjoy the flight knowing it won't crash.

Drop my spare change to see which ones are bigger likes than the rest.

Jews are very race-conscious so they wouldnt let goyim enter the cabin at all

It's full of jews? Be happy b/c nothing is gonna happen.

>wait til plane is in the air
>read the New Testament as loud as possible to everyone

I'd thank god they weren't mudslimes

Take a seat and 30 seconds before the take off yell that I am so angry that I didn't pick up that quarter on the way in.

>Sit in back
>roll penny down aisle on take off
>plane crashes due to Jewish terrorists

kek

medium kek

upgrade to firstclass.

>fuck! This is the flight for Auschvitz!

I'd relax knowing that I wouldn't be a victim of a plane disapearance or false flag

My thoughts exactly

I'd keep a careful eye on my stuff though.

Be happy to know we are not going to crash due to a "terrorist attack"

Jews steal everything.

Feel safe cause I know that the Arabs are not on this flight

dwarf air?

>throw a penny and see what happens

Good side: They are not muslims
Bad side:You are going to concentration camp

>board a flight to your vacation
why are all these juice flying to north korea?

Say hello to my relatives and make small talk :)

"Air Israel please clear the runway!"

At least they have white skin.

isn't obvious

nothing to worry they are not muslim.

And hear the guy behind you say "Yeah, but i did"

Allahu akbar

2/10

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Make sure I don't have a wallet.

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>casually walks to front of plane
>shouts "free pork"
win?

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Found the kebab

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star an irl cut vs uncut thread

Make sure I take some of their luggage when we land. Could use some extra gold and silver.

Auugh this is not a plane, this is a "shower", hey are they opening cans of zyklon-b

Found the goatfucker.

Hey! Leave the wife out of this, will you?

I hate jews

Ask for stock tips.

stop samefagging, donald

Relax. My wallet is in my luggage and there's no muzzles on board

lol, since 1946....
get they missed him

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Deal with 'em quickly and efficiently!!

I would start to fart and yell "gas chamber time"

Look up random german words and start saying them

Find where they left their women. Impregnate to ensure my bloodline now flows through money.

*180 you retard

Start with deustcheland über alis.
Germanfag here, trust me it'll rustle their jimmies.

>Throw penny out door
>Watch as they all run out after it
>Slam door
>Take off
>Private jet motherfuckers

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Yell Allahu Ackbar!

Ask to borrow a dollar

Being this new

Have a seat, at the windowside.
Start my Alienware M11x R1.
Play civ 5 for the rest of the trip, no bathroom breaks and no talking.

Ask for a kosher meal.

hide the gold

Theyre jewish not muslim you fucking retard. The worst they would do is steal my money or luggage

Request schindlers list for the in flight entertainment

Then laugh every time a Jew dies.

Well.....at least I'm not gonna die today. Sit down, plug in headphones and chill.

So walk forwards

Savage

"i have a nickel for the first man to give me their seat"

get no seats cause they're all cut dicks, not men.

I'd feel honoured to be in the presence of the smartest race of people on earth

clench my foreskin so it doesnt get bitten off

Join in ceramonious chanting for two hours whilst getting pissed off of in flight alcohol.

>> I'd feel honoured to be in the presence of the smartest race of people on earth

he means smartest in deception and corruption

sit on a first class seat cause i know theyre too greedy to be there

set the gas on

10/10

take a seat and scream for how expensive the flight are, so they all join me

have a sudden urge to cheat someone out of a loan

drop my piggy bank

Summerfag

>race

Only newfags call summerfag.

Does anyone have a english language version of the OT?

Start singing Hava Nagila. Get the whole plane rocking.