Dark Tower Set Photos

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First pictures of Idris Elba as Roland in the Dark Tower movie

Is idris a big guy?

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looks based

>Dark Tower film
Yay!
>It stars a Black Guy
Nay!!!
>It's Idris Elba
>YAAAAY!!

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>skipping the entire beginning
no crabs, goddammit.

>green screen

Meh

uh, wasn't he white in the book?

WE WUZ KING ARTHURS DESCENDANTS AND SHIIET

i believe jesus was brown in real life

HOL UP
*smacks lips*
YOU FINNA BE SAYIN
*eats KFC*
AAAYO AYO
*collects welfare*
WE SUM MUHFUGEN
*steals car*
SUM FINNA
*pours 40 on the curb for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
SUM MUHFUGEN
*riots and loots stores*
SHIIIIET
*chants black lives matter*
WE SUM COWBOIS N SHIIIIET????
NOWUMSAYIN?

DR PAVEL

Bullshit, there's no way they skip Roland losing his fingers.

More like
>It's Idris Elba
>Into the trash it goes

look at the top of his head!

so, what's up with o/detta? is she becoming a SJW instead of a black panther? That's the only way I could see this working.

basically confirmed
>As to what material the movie will cover, Arcel is vague on the details, saying it’ll skip the beginning, and heavily involve our non-fantasy world
entertainment weekly speculated they'll jump straight into book 3.

Fuck this movie. King had the vote to approve any actor and he choose negro. I've read the book and majority of it revolves about ROLAND AND EDDIE BEING WHITE GUYS while Odeta is black racist.

Not muh Roland, fuck off jews

stop appropriating white popculture!!!!

What about Eddie and Odetta?

Roland's dad gets cucked in the novel. The real life role of Roland is basically cucked.

It's like pottery.

BIG

It's just progressive olympics at this point. They actually cast Matthew Mcconaughey, who would have been a perfect Roland, as the Man in Black.

SAMOAN

TOWER

>the title refers to his dark tower

lol white beta male nerd faggots BTFO. Get the fuck out of the world right now.

i believe they're already in the party at that point? i don't remember, but it seems they'll be focusing on getting that kid jake into the party in the movie, with new york and less about the wasteland. who knows.

why can't black people just make their own fiction instead of stealing white people's? how can they be so shameless?

>I need you to suck this fucking dick for me Agu.

You guys are all mad about this but I bet Stephen King himself is struggling to contain his drooling erection as we speak

The races are reversed. Odetta Walker will be a white woman who calls him a dirty nigger.

>2 wrongs make a right.

Jesus wept.

Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in the wild west. I was schooled in gunslingin. I was given the title of gunslinger. They take a movie “The Dark Tower.” They have a 6-foot-2-inch little girl, whether he was black or white, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to the wild west. H doesn’t speak gunslinger. He has never traveled through time. They make him the Dark Tower. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

>He thinks Stephen King is involved for any other reason then money

big nigger

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Doesnt matter if he's involved. He's a bitter old lefty and he probably loves that everyone is all butthurt about muh Roland being a black guy. Books are fucking dumb to begin with t b h, not even his best stuff

>Books are fucking dumb to begin with t b h, not even his best stuff
>implying you've read them

i read the first 3 and then gave up considering there were another 50 books to read after that about some shit i didnt care about

Maybe he's got a library card

White men dont go to movies, dont read books, abd the few that do pirate everything

It makes sense to pander to middle aged white housewives with all the strong black protagonists, since that's what they all want

It's that simple, not a conspiracy

>skipping the fucking opening shootout in the town
Why would you ever do that? Shit was great at establishing what a badass Roland was.

Nice costume lol
> literally just Idris Elba in a western style jacket/clothing

>i read the first 3
read the rest 4 books.

>in order to promote diversity, we're adding a black character
>we're also taking a crippled black woman and rewriting her entirely to make this work lol

This was a beautifully shot movie

Shout out to Strika
RIP

So I'm guessing we're not going to see him shove his gun up a fat lady's cooch

What did they mean by "we cant teach kids with those banned books"?

>idris elba
I'm surprisingly okay with this

>skipping the drawing of the three
I am not okay with this

>yfw Dark Tower is actually his erect penis

>From the studio that brought you Kindergarten Cop 2, Ted 2, Katy Perry: Part of Me and Cowboys & Aliens comes Stephen Kings "The Dark Tower"

>Rewriting the characters THIS MUCH and skipping THAT MUCH of the story

Why the fuck even use the Dark Tower property at all?

because faggots will rage and create free advertising for an obscure thing with a small built-in audience

>Idris Elba is a black man, not a nigger. I am OK with this casting choice. He is british btw.

Of course I understand that, but they're still skipping books.

It's like skipping Harry Potter books, if it ends up making money anyway you're missing out on potential extra Shekels of milking the franchise.

How do you guys know what they are keeping and leaving out?

where is this information?

kek

>It's like skipping Harry Potter books,
Except not at all. DT probably doesn't have 5% the readership of Harry Potter.

Like everyone else he pulled it from his ass.

Everyone read Harry Potter
Lots read Ender's Game
A lot of people read Lord of the Rings
Fewer read Game of Thrones
Some read Dark Tower
Practically nobody has finished DT

Youve seen capeshit
Vidyashit is on the rise
Theres even animeshit in the works

But none of that can compare to the awfulness that will be Kingshit.

>Kingshit
>Not responsible for some of the greatest and most memorable movies

Not watching this garbage

>I'm a fan of the books and can't even describe my rage.

Fucking niggers and jews ruining everything

>just just just

lol

how many other black actors not too old are you even familiar with? would your reaction be any different if it was Chiwetel Ejiofor. doubt it. you'd have a cuck boner for any half-rate token black guy Hollywood told you is good

I'D LIKE TO SEE HIS DARK TOWER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Idris is so fucking fine

You loss to not have him as a smooth, based 007, britbongs

>heavily involve our non-fantasy world
So they're starting with the worst parts of the series?

kek, has the most jewish support of any candidate

Shit movie
dropped