First look at Idris Elba in The Dark Tower

Confirmed for kino

It's funny because in the novel Roland's dad gets cucked.

he really does look like a dark tower
the role was LITERALLY made for him

Kek

whelp i guess Katheryn Winnick will finally get niggered!

Most blacks were Cowboys so I have no problems with this.

>Roland's father gets cucked in the book
>Idris Elba was cucked in real life
It's...poetry

>They get Jennifer Lawrence as Susan

NO!
NOOOO

>That pic
Wew lad

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Sleeves too long. Also can he do an American accent? Last time I heard him try it sounded very bad.

Fucking cool, thanks for the pic.

>there are people who actually pay Klepshit for his opinions

DO NOT do this it creates mustard gas

Have you seen The Wire?

they're really making dark tower?

Yeah, a fookin stupid version baka.

dark tower as edris elba

I'm glad It's Idris elba. he's charismatic enough to be a good roland.

>Normies going to ruin Dark Tower like they did with A Song of Ice and Fire

Who is Susanna and Eddie?
This is important.

DELETE EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER POSTED

>you will never live in this universe

>dark
>tower

no. it's bound to happen.
she haven't come out with her bisexuality but will eagerly promote interracial love. King wouldn't miss this chance.

>they call me da gunslinga
>fuck da police starts playing

lel

it is known.

>38

Thank god they got Roland right! It's not like Stephen King described him a lot like Clint Eastwood or something like that...

Klepek is just salivating at the thought of this guy cucking him.

i refuse this
i will never see anything about this movie again

if she's old enough for the baby watch she is old enough for the bull.

man like idris doing it big for east london

>Klepek

who is his love interest?

Idris is based.

Inclusion for inclusion's sake is retarded, yes. But Idris is gonna own the role so hard. Anyone who has followed his work knows this already.

I couldn't care less that Roland's a nigger now

NO!!!?

>his wife's demon clown feet

Nicee.

i don't understand the hype around this guy nor the way women drool for him

how is he any different and any more attractive from your average black guy?

>I couldn't care less that Roland's a nigger now
but how is Detta Walker gonna hate on him later on? call him an Uncle Tom?

My stance is that Elba as Roland is completely fine in a standalone The Gunslinger movie. His race has absolutely no bearing on the character.

But it's a retarded casting decision if they move forward and make an entire Dark Tower series because his race has a serious impact on his relationship with other characters in other books.

He's real gritty
Watch luther

Fuck Idris Elba and fuck King for smarming over this. I hope it bombs and everyone involved gets hit by an aids bus

WHAT'S THE MATTER?
CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF A STRONG NORD IDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO FINDS LOVE WITH A FULLBLOOD ECHELON CONGO NIGGRO?

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Pictures like this ruin me in seconds

I think this is one of those things where they can actually improve the story from the book:
>no more 19
>no more deus ex machina
>no more King as a character
I'm just excited it's actually happening.

They're skipping the drawing of the three I heard so that scene's gone. The important part ofthat scene is that she's a fucking psycho and mean as hell, not that she's racist.

Black women love to hate black men, half the reason a lot black men avoid them

He just gives an excuse for liberal women to show how progressive they are by all agreeing that he's attractive. Nu males agree with them in an attempt to ingratiate themselves with the liberal women.

Watch 'The Wire'

she ought to be cast as Ms. Marvel ffs

>tfw I had to let this gif sit for awhile to make sure it wasn't a spooky screamer

>no more deus ex machina
>no more King as a character

I'm actually ok with this

>no more 19

nigga what? this was cool

WILL SHE EVER SHOW US HER FIRM ROUND TITS.I CANT TAKE BEING BLUEBALLED FOR FOUR SEASONS OF VIKINGS. HER SMUGNESS AND SMIRKING AND ATTITUDE AND BEAUTY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Looks awful

ikr. it's painful now.
scarjoe stole will get that role too.

Now I'm angry.

>Matthew McConaughey not being Rust and playing Roland

Well fuck

>edris elba as roland

Sure whatever if thats what they need. There's much worse white actors that couldve gotten the role.

>Jumping into the later books

This is stupid, why not set up the world and Roland's character? At the very least set up the main cast with adapting The Drawing of the Three. Is Roland not getting his katet?

Also I don't think Roland fucked around on our Earth until the fifth book? No way they want to introduce newcomers with wolves of the calla.
Is this just going to be fanfiction?

i know your pain

Isn't the dark tower movie starting somewhere in the middle of the book series?

>White man enters the body of a crippled black woman WITHOUT HER PERMISSION

>Literally rape/internalized misogyny/cultural appropriation

You are now aware why they made their decisions

gods staaaph fukin stop
i can feel my balls are twitching and jumping up and down.
at this point i'd totally accept a nigger gangrape just to see a full frontal already

Reminder that Idris Elba is LITERALLY a cuckold.

No not meme literally, but LITERALLY literally.

plz explain

Black women on suicide watch.

Hollywood repeatedly shows black men with white women.

Black men don't even want em'

Does paternity test on son.

Isn't the father.

do you mean he literally watches his wife fuck other men, or do you mean he got cheated on?

If she is playing Susannah then you don't have to worry about Rolands Dark Tower erected in her field of roses.

In the book she was romantic with a character named Eddie.

No, please. I don't want her getting NIGGERED.

and LotR. Thankfully the Narnia films never got popular.

but why not? are you a rasist user?

Delete this or I will delete u internet

>starting with book 3
>no dud-a-chum?

are you going to do it by watching Mr. Robot s02?

Who is playing Jake? He's the only character actually in the first book besides Roland and The man in Black

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oi lil boi u want sum wite pusy?

>How can I exist when I'm also dead?