Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Megumin claimed.

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Kyouko claimed.

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Of course you can~

Phew...

Claiming Nonon!

Claimed.

Akiko claimed

Video at 51%
Should've expected this when I started uploading a 1,16 GB file

(Shizuru)
No, but I plan on watching it once it gets finished up.

(Shino)
According to Sachii, my filenames are the best.
>But someone else out there can probably do better than me.

Also if it's not dead.

I still want to marry Rin

You want to marry me?
I accept!

So... You're using Shizuru as fap material? Is that what you were getting at?

still here

Nothing wrong with that.

>

(Do we still do these?)
QOTT: have you ever done anything stupid when you were younger?

>jumped off a bridge when I was 18

That's not at all what I'm trying to get at.
>And no, I don't fap to loli either.

>hugs
>gif related

can you marry me o:

Stella
Shinoa shipped us...

Awaawaawawawaa-
>Unfamiliarity is what I prefer when it comes to me getting off.
>Hasn't watch/read Rewrite
>Has posted Shizuru porn
Well i mean...

Hit em with that super tight hug

She is mine!

Already getting married

>update on that if anyone cares
>you shouldn't, but if you do

>oct. 22nd 2016

Shinobu claimed

:^)

fuck your ship im taking stella along with shizuru, shino, megumeme, yoko, klonata and chino

But look!
>
Shinoa shipped us!
Also I thought I was yours!

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wish i had somebody like her to take me outta this hole

always and forever. Birdgirl is pretty hot too tho (harvey birdman attny. at law) also funny.

Eh? I'm on a harem ship? When did that happen? I thought i was your only ship, Sachi.

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Thats what I thought too but you went and got shipped with her!

Im yours

Then why are you cucking me?!

=^)

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I wasnt! I thought you were, I think we messed up a bit here

um, i pissed in the place where you throw water in sauna kek

Aww you so cute no need to fight over me you all are my little sweeties and belong in my ship~
Okay?

When you say that yer Waifu is underground.
>Yuiko Claimed

Satan himself.

your my only true ship

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So were in a 3 way ship here? I thknk I can do that

Did you even watch the anime or read the novel? she doesn't want him to improve his life so that she will have someone to look down on.

I'm different user!

I want to marry mai

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>I linked it because thread got lewd that day.
>You claimed your lack of Shizuru lewds, so I was helping you in a way.
When I said Unfamiliarity, I meant that to a far greater extent. Since I already planned on watching Rewrite, that wasn't going to happen. I can't quite explain it, especially after this current misunderstanding. Give me a while to think so I can clarify better later.

That's more of a cliche than a harem, but what the heck, count me in.

Trips checked.

She is mine!

I'm teasing you.
Don't worry about it lol

I mean you silly

or is she
mai n

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Then why did you refer to me in the 3rd person, and who are you?

I fap to you all the time

4 way at least

Who do you think, cutie~?

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Good luck with that. There's like 5 porn picture of shizuru on the whole damn internet. Lol

Checking in,my cosplay was well received, and I ended up playing a lot of magic. A draft and a modern event.


Currently eating at a sandwich place

Fair enough~

Nonon Jakuzure claimed

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Hey can I see yer cosplay? Pretty Please with sugar on top?

Goddammit.

How're you doing Bun Bun?

Don Bluth claimed

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Makes sense

Here it goes

I see you are still creeping on people
Fran

I just love it~

>Meh
>You?

I love you~

I love you both~

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I love you more!

I'm pretty good. Just a little bored today.
#1! I do like that figurine, though it does do that thing where shizuru seems to always have very lewd bikinis.

3.5 MiB, it took me forever to download the pic (100kbps)
I love it. Best cosplay ever.
10/10 IGN would cosplay again

Now, that pic is actually really hot

Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean
You see my boy Seth he can rap like the Meth
That's on the test
Man you can't even hit it with the big mess
Man you can't beat em' because he's gonna see em'
Man you gonna hit it down with the big town I'm gonna make it round
I had a big town with the A-Town

I came from a place called Charlotte
My boy Kevin bought a lot
He's gonna hit it down like a bratamatch
He can skateboard like the top boy Tony Hawk
But you think Tony Hawk's so cool well Kevin gots a mog
Of the foileit
He's gonna unfold it like the toilet
Man once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome
But it's gonna be a toss em' up between my boy Kevin and that man
And seeing that today is the day that I wanna play the game
With the big mrain
I'm gonna show you what's up and what's not up
Because it's going down in my town
You write me down in your books cause I'm gonna have the hooks
Of the big tooks
Man all the ladies want me
But it's gonna be game to play the rain of the mario

See he has a princess but I get all the others
Hot princesses he wants one I want all the others
Cause he's gonna be a sucka
See I'm the pimpin' man of the big ran
And you wanna be in the band
Well I'll be your main man
To get you out of that rant
Because it's coming down with the town
Everybody knows they're gonna be found in the big round town
Play this boys
Cause it's nothing with the toys
Time to quit playing with your toys
Cause Mario ain't even an atario
You wanna play with gabario?
I have the toys with the moise and everybody knows it's coming down with the toys
Doise
Of the boys
Man my boys don't even play with games anymore
They're on their reigns with the dames
Man you wanna hit it down with the town I had the big brown
I had the big town of a-bound
I rebound that ball and shoot it
I'm gonna make it because I'm the top t-t-t-t-top dog
Man when they want something good they can come to me
Cause I'm gonna be like the sea
Fast and nice
But I'm gonna make it hit it up like the little spice

>Cute

>Sounds better then my day sun burn hurts

Aww see now were likea little harem family~

Whats up with her fingers in that pic?
you trying to steal my rattle?

I see /waifu/ is still full of shit posting

Thanks, I've been in several pictures already


Anyway, off to draft more magic!

meant figure zzz

>No

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a gay world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just gay like him inside and outside
Gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay corvette
And everything is gay for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

I have a gay house with a gay window
Gay is the color of all that I wear
Gay are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so gay
Gay are the people here that walk around
Gay like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Gay are the words I say and what I think
Gay are the feelings that live inside me

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

Inside and outside
Gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay Corvette
And everything is gay for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

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>I didn't post the picture
I dunno. I think it's just the lighting partly, but they do seem a tad off.

I heard some people saying the jews financed Hitler's adventure. Sure, why not, and sounds funny and crazy right??, but ,isn't. I guess societies very stupidly don't see why??? I strongly believe the jews wants to control the world for the better, not the worst, but the better, but remember this guys, when they need to do this, the jews will have to deal and battle the most ugly and evil forces in planet earth. and who could be one of those evil forces???, well...Hitler is one, for sure, and now, if the jews cleverly financed Hitler's adventure, knowingly that Hitler will lose the war, Ha, so, there you have it. that is the reason we control Germany today. RIGHT??. whenever this mighty guys need to do something in order to control some part of the world, either you agree with our banking terms, or you have the option of the war, but the jews tell those who oppose...don't do it, because you are going to loose and then...YOUR ASS WILL BE OURS...VERY SIMPLE. so, those mighty bankers financed Hitler and since Hitler for sure lost, YOUR ASS IS MINE, SO THERE YOU HAVE IT...WE CONTROL GERMANY TODAY, but why?, why we need to do this with Germany, which is a Europeans nation like us??, Why loosing so many Europeans lives?? well Germany was the one who opposed this bankers. We either control the world's money system , OR THE WORLD IS GOING TO CONTROLS US and we don't want that, because if the world controls us, IT'S THE END OF US. And this is not the end of it and actually will never end, this planet always will have wars. and do you guys know why? BECAUSE THIS IS ROTTEN PLANET EARTH...THE DEVIL'S PLANET, PLANET INFERNO AND MOST OF US HUMANS, WE STINK, NOT ALL OF US, BUT MOST OF US, ARE HELL'S GUYS. 80% OF HUMANS ARE NO GOOD, AND THE REST OF US, 20%, THE GOOD SIDE OF US, HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS EVERY MOMENT OF OUR LIVES, SO, LONG LIVE THIS MIGHTY BANKERS...BECAUSE FOR YOU GUYS , LOOKS LIKE THIS MIGHTY GUYS ARE BAD, BUT THEY'RE NOT, IT'S JUST THEIR FIGHT AGAIN'TS HELL'S PEOPLE.

Daisuki Desu~

Oh we love you too Stella!

ok then
you looks like in her left hand her fingers got deformed :^)