Gonna hang myself tonight Sup Forums will post pic of my face and the rope. Tired of living on this planet...

Gonna hang myself tonight Sup Forums will post pic of my face and the rope. Tired of living on this planet. Pic of me will be later.

Hey bro wanna hang out lols

K

uh huh

sure you will

if ur gonna kys why not bring people with you

before you hang yourself pour that entire bottle of win in your ass. You'll get super fucking drunk.

Why are there so many fags killing themselves in summer?

The rope

good luck, have fun

stream it gotdamnit

Once you try 4chin there's no return.
>op got called a summer
>suicide

Posted wrong pic, that's a jug of wine

No thank you
If I had it I would.
Thanks.

>fags
>summer
You answered your own question user.

No wifi or I would.

what are you gonna hang that from? because if you're not a stick insect then that's gonna break and just leave you with a bad rope burn. double it a few times if it's long enough

you have a connection though.... use ethernet

Don't do it user, life is worth living even when it's hard

Can you write "9/11 was an inside job" on your forehead
At least give the cops a reason to kek

Your bed looks like that guy fucking that girl.

Just a branch from a tree. Haven't tested the durability completely yet but I was able to pull myself up using the rope earlier

take off your pants and write dicks out for harambe on your belly

>Faggot

what are you fucking gay?

>inb4 OP listens

right in the pussy

This is a shitty rope, its uncomfy, and probably stretches.

You should have picked a 100% natural rope.

You even fail at suicide, you should kill yourself - oh wait...

Why do you want him to die for?

teh lulz

>idubbbz.png
That's clearly pewdiepie you uneducated swine

kek

Using my phone. It I'm not going way outta my way for you faggots.
I hate when people say this shit
Heheh. Maybe. Prolly not tho
My bed looks like that guy fucking that girl... logic at its finest.

Dude. Hanging yourself is a shitty way to die. Also, you're supposed to die from the neck snap, not from choking alone.Just jump in front of a train. 100% success rate.

It's a pic/vid, of a brown haired guy fucking a blonde girl. He has his fingers in her mouth and is taking her from behind iirc. It's a blue bed, and a cinderblock wall just like yours.

I want pics.

Don't hang yourself. Just drink and chat up random people and Fock around maybe rub a few out to some new kind of porn...

>I'm not going way outta my way for you faggots
Then why make this thread, homo?

Nike - just do it!

9/11 on forehead guy here, there are phone apps for livestreaming

Don't have the ability to pick a rope right now. Not to mention it would raise suspicions if I just bought rope randomly.

Y'know OP, whatever happened, I've had worse. I would have killed myself already but I am just too lazy to do that. Do it and make sure you're dead for good and if you don't well be lazy like me. Literally go to work and back home, play vidya and spend the money from your pay. Killing yourself is worth it, but I honestly don't give a shit. Enjoy your night Sup Forums

or just shoot yourself from the mouth to the neck bone

Nothing in life is worth your life

Use aspirin overdose. Protects your heart if you're a organ donor.

Dude are you fucking high?

Whether you like hearing it or not, the moment you kick the chair away you will feel such a desperation and in that moment you'll want to give anything to live... It's not something I'd put myself through.

Killing yourself is stupid unless you are going to do it in an awesome way like reverse-suicide bombing ISIS. It's saturday. Have some beers, watch some movies. Play vidya. If you feel like you can manage, it go out to a bar and meet some new people. Life sucks sometimes but we only get one shot at it and you're going to die eventually anyway, so may as well have some fun in the meantime.

ever heard of amazon prime?

You could get the rope tomorrow and have a decent rope insteaf of that cheapo nylon rope.

Its the kind of rope they hang dogs with in china to eat them.

Shame on you

you shoot under the jaw you noid

This. You're kidneys will fail and it will be extremely painful while you're dying, but at least your heart will be okay

That's why he should try to give a train a hug.

more like
>nothing in life is worth living
ftfy

You've obviously never been choked out or are a pussy.
My depression and social anxiety I've been fighting makes this useless.
Because I'm going outta my way for myself dipshit.

The odds of you being found in time for your organs to be usable in a transplant after suicide are slim.

no. I'm just saying his room looks like the room in *that* pic. it was posted all over Sup Forums less than a month ago.

It's called instincts.
Also chekced

That's good, then he doesn't have anything to worry about. Aspirin is the way to go, OP.

None of this.

You shoot straight into the head from anywhere at the T-line.

If you just hang there by your neck, you'll probably just struggle until the rope breaks. Hanging is not a quick death. Faster than some ways, but no where near instant.

>Because I want attention.
Gayboi

Prolly. But then I'll deal with everything and everyone that makes me remember why I hate the world again if I'm not dying soo.

I know a friend that jumped in front of a train. I flipped my shit and laughed like he when I saw half of him a salsa sauce and the other half were the legs straight up. My god that was cool
Died instantly though, but why make it messy? Ingest cyanide dude, or drink bleach, take sleeping pills or the easiest way jump off a fucking cliff so they only have to get the parts and throw them.

Why not do all at once
>overdose and shoot yourself while being hanged over tracks

dont do it dude, shit gets better

>or just shoot yourself from the mouth to the neck bone
Oh, the neck bone, right, bonorum neckorum, I know precisely what you mean. Here let me go make a huge hole in my tongue while I cough and sputter for a few hours before eventually dying of exsanguination. KYS. Actually, don't, you would do it wrong.

I've been choked out be4. Its not bad. Peaceful one you go to sleep.

trains are more certain than cliffs. You might break all of your bones and live jumping off of a cliff. Most methods of suicide lead to the chance of regretting it immediately after. The train leaves no room for such a margin of error.

You are all fucking dumb.
You shoot at the fridge and then the ricochet bullet penetrates your brain in all the right ways.

You are basically killed dead 101% success rate

You tried it b4 right?

Hanging works.
You'll have a moment of terror but it will pass quickly.
Then you get to have the greatest acid trip of your life before going to nothing.
I wish I wanted to die. I have cancer and and suffering while I fight it.
Wish I had the balls to just end it.
Have kids though and need that life insurance to pay for them.

like 80% of threads on Sup Forums is nothing more then attention whoring.
Also checked

Judging from the bed and the walls, I'm willing to bet your military, more than likely the army since that's the shit I had. I get it man, shitty unit, shitty life, it can get really depressing depending on your situation. More than likely though that rope will fail and you'll end up on the 6th floor of your military hospital for a week or so. Go get your mental health checked out man. It's free and the unit can't stop you, if they do, go to IG and those guys will give your command team a big black dick up the ass, no lube.

Or it could get worse, there's no guarantee.

How about bathtub + toaster?
Knife through wrist/neck/head
Fork in electricity outlet?
You can't back away from those

kek

That looks like a barracks room, user where are you stationed ?

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what is this... rope for ants?
it is a shait rope, dumbass

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The wine is also a dead giveaway, those gallon jugs are at every damn Class 6.

You can't back away, but you can regret while bleeding out. Electricity is also not a great way to do it, unless you have A LOT of electricity. People survive lightning strikes like 70% of the time.

Well I'm going through the same shit. Just stop yourself from joining in on social media or watching fucked up things and read shit about intelligent stuff. Use that brain. I know you won't go through with it anyways. Just keep away from fucked up shit online it subconsciously makes you want that or your brain just goes into a fucked up place like where it is. Anxiety and depression are just triggers from so much plaque of viral shit. Social media and the Internet is linked to what you're feeling.

>fork in outlet
Get 2 wires, stick both into power outlet with both hands to make sure the current goes through your heart.

What makes you depressed?

My dog did.
I've been kinda abusive.
It's a long story.
I don't wanna talk about it makes me feel depressed.

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Sorry you got kids.
I was in the Marines. I tried to go for depression and my 1st sgt made me feel like I was trying to get out of work. All I wanted was to see if medicine would help me feel genuinely happy. I get sick of smiling and pretending to be ok. The bed and wall is sgt because I'm living in a shit house. Long story. Don't really care to explain on fone.

Living, I'd assume. Not everything has a magic cure.

You are a faggot so fuck off and kill yourself attention seeker. We all the depression and anxiety, man the fuck up and get over it or hurry up and off yourself.

Well the thing is that you are not struck with 220volts ONCE. There is a constant flow through your body contracting the muscles without stop until the heart fails and you die asphyxiated WHILE STILL being stimulated. If there is water involved you actually have it better because the water evens the shock through the body compared to coming from the hand through the whole body
As for cutting yourself you faint in 1 minute or so, cont?

>we all the

wtf was i typing. We all have*

What do you mean by anything?

This isn't Stevie is it?

Rip dawg
Goodbark sweet prince

I agree he should kill himself, but you need to understand depression isn't something you man of from.

There's a very real chemical difference between being depressed and having depression/anxiety. Shit is for real brutal.

It'll be motivation for you to hurry up and kill yourself.

You're gonna die eventually. Why are you in such a hurry to end it? Do you not enjoy simple things like sleep and food anymore or is the pain just too unbearable?

Dude, come to Thailand, go on tinder, have a life before you end it

A closed circuit and shit, might be deadly.

While shocked I don't think you'd even have possibility to use brain to think about anything

Why not get something better to drink on the last night?

the size of your dick