>England squad for second Test against Pakistan AN Cook (Captain), AD Hales, JE Root, JM Vince, GS Ballance, JM Bairstow (wkt), MM Ali, CR Woakes, SCJ Broad, JM Anderson, BA Stokes, ST Finn, AU Rashid, JT Ball
Nicholas Ward
>Ratshit
Moeen on suicide watch
Kayden James
>A 30-year-old virgin who used a fake identity to prey on young people online has been jailed. >Connor Haynes 'used a false photo depicting a man more attractive' than himself to approach girls as young as 13 and convince them send him sexual images of themselves, the County Court of Victoria heard on Monday. >County Court Judge Claire Quin said the overweight Haynes lived a 'fantasy life' on the internet after he discovered online dating through a World of Warcraft online community. GOOSE BTFO
Noah Jones
what fucking channel is the cricket on
Carter Fisher
sky
Owen Fisher
gooooooooood morning /cric/
Ryder Walker
What's with the Bundes and cric going together? Elia5
Landon Murphy
Rest day in the Tour. 9 AM and I've already taken two hour-long train rides (Copenhagen and back). Champions League qualification tonight. FCK - Crusaders.
Jaxson Ross
so who are you rooting for
Charles Morgan
In the football? I'd like FCK to make the Champions League even if I'm not much of a fan of them.
Sebastian Thompson
>be Bavarian >get axed What do they mean by this?
Jace Cook
im going be so bored today. next few day should be very exciting tho
Luke Young
first bombs, then guns, after that trucks and now axes, wonder what's next?
Nolan Miller
spoons
Juan Hall
interesting
William Brooks
>another Trescothick hundred
hmm
Logan Cooper
>last test was 10 years ago Will the mad man finally make a return?
Brody Campbell
He should do, but won't. English selectors are allergic to anyone older than 34
Fales is LITERALLY worse than Aaron Finch
Easton Rivera
Just end this meme already, he's fat and mentally weak. Plus, as KK said, the English selectors have completely fallen for le young aggressive blood meme
A hundred at Taunton has as much weight as Pukekura Park.
Sebastian Cooper
if the Englel selectors had a brain and actually wanted to win, this would be their team
Both are pretty good in pyjama cricket. I'd still rather have Hales in tests over Finch though.
Also yeah, the English selectors rarely pick anyone who deserves to play. I forgot the name but there's another young batsman who they're completely ignoring as well.
Owen Foster
I know I'm just having a meme. No idea why Krazykuck's got a boner for him right now, especially given how much he hates the mentally weak.
Oliver Hughes
>Bell
LMAO
KP's done, he can't even get through GOAT20 without getting injured.
Eli Parker
>Bell wewlad e w l a d
David Williams
Pakistan have a spotfixer, a drug cheat in their team. Younus was "banned for life" at one point. Wahab was jettisoned for years for reasons. Hafeez said he'd rather an hero than play with Fartmir. Mickey 'homeworkgate' Arthur is their coach. And yet GOATmah has made this ""team"" functional.
England refuse to pick KP whos main crime is... being friends with Piers Morgan and acting like a primadonna?
Kek, Englel are laughably bad at man management
Carter Gutierrez
ALLAHU AXEBAR
Jacob Nelson
if either of you think that Cuckfield is better than either KP or Lell you need to check yourselves asap
I was mildly impressed with Fatllance though, seems to have corrected his technique vs the seamers somewhat. Messi bowled well at him.
Gavin Diaz
No but there are guys in county that are. Bell hasn't done shit for Warwickshire since becoming captain, Chris Woakes has got more hundreds than him for them and has only played like two games.
KP isn't up for FC anymore. No way he'd be ready for a test if you dropped him in now. He'd either be injured quickly or sorely out of form.
Jeremiah Lee
Borthshit's a meme m8 (i assume you are referring to him)
He is as much the "English Steve Smith" as Fales is the "English David Warner"
Christian Cook
isn't Aaron Finch doing pretty well in County Cricket atm?
KEK
Nice "compootition" you have there Englel
Jason Carter
>has literally never ever seen him play in the last three years
I """"literally""""" saw him play in January. He's better than Bell is right now, without a doubt. Hell, there are about 7 or 8 guys who are better than Bell. I'd put those two new 18 year old guys above him too.
He's averaging 30 at #5 for a 2nd division team after two games. That isn't "pretty well".
Isaac Price
I saw him get around 50 off 25 against Somerset last week. Unironically the best live innings I have ever seen.
Ryan Robinson
>unironically going to NZ domestic matches KEK
>Unironically the best live innings I have ever seen. Yes wow how incredible that's so special when that was literally the first match you've ever seen!!
Adrian Sullivan
why didnt you watch the Test match?
Liam Adams
Mathias Rasmussen (IK Start) to FC Nordsjælland.
Luke Brown
I wasn't in London. I flew over Lords while it was happening though.
I saw Marcus Stoinis get a 50 against Nepal last year and some Jersey player meme a similar innings against Nigeria. But yeah, first official t20 I've seen.
John Collins
So then you understand that the sentence "Unironically the best live innings I have ever seen" has literally no bearing given that it was the first live innings you've ever seen?
Josiah Hall
Lmao malaysia BTFO
Caleb Cooper
haha he got me good xD
It's a meme you dip
Aaron Evans
Thank you, big strong american.
Jack Reyes
Dammit, that was a future German cricketer in the making
a true tragedy
Nolan Clark
>Attacker was a 17-year-old Afghan man living in Germany, official says
Reminder that this is a "17 year old" cricket player in Afghanistan.
Charles Hernandez
t. 17 year old Afghani living in Malaysia
Josiah Hernandez
Personally, I enjoyed this contribution.
Elijah Johnson
leaving a sinking ship, what a surprise.
Ethan Reyes
...
Caleb Edwards
Nice digits. Also nice blowout, Malaysia sure feels stupid now.
Jason Edwards
Please stop bullying me.
Juan Phillips
Cuckfield needs time. Lell was shite when he debuted.
His replacement should be someone who's on the hottest streak in the county circuit - like Bairstow last year. Pick that guy and hope his purple patch lasts until the end of the season.
Hunter Long
you're literally contradicting yourself in the same post. you say they need to pick someone in form, but Cuckfield was literally never that guy
Cuckfield is a Shaun Marsh-tier selection. As in, there is no actual logic behind his selection but he has a nice coverdrive so why not. As a player he is basically a shit version of Worst Marsh
Matthew Kelly
>wanting to pick trescothick, someone who would have a mental breakdown upon arriving in an airport >old man kevin 'no knees' pietersen >ian lell
Jonathan Anderson
>>wanting to pick trescothick, someone who would have a mental breakdown upon arriving in an airport only for the rest of the series
Pakistan are too good for Englel to carry the walking wicket that is Alex Fales for the rest of the series. In the longer-term England need to sort out the second opener. Tours of India and Australia in the next 18 months so they need to blood someone. I'm not sure if England have any more fixtures before the India tour (Bangladesh series will probably be cancelled - at which point Mark Chapman will fall on his sword) so they have a serious problem
Landon Lee
Yeah, reading over it I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Either Ballance or Cuckfield, but for the love of god, not both. Drop Momeme.
Alexander Baker
I'd say the logical choice is to recall Robson or Lyth. People have been hyping up DBD though - he scored a 100 against Australia in a warmup as well last year.
Henry Stewart
Why do Goymans hate RB Basedzig so much?
Isaiah Bailey
Who?
Eli Barnes
Why are AusWORMS such spineless little faggots?
Liam Evans
GOATzig WILL conquer the bundes and there is NOTHING that you customers can do to stop them
Jackson Young
Daily reminder that the Indian army is raping kashmiri girls in their homes.
Josiah Wood
Squashed a squad of 4 AusWORMS with the holy Timbs the other day, little faggots thought it was raining, but it was just a couple oft abbo drums which made them surface
Isaiah Long
Make a fucking cricket thread and fuck off you goddamn fucking retard.
Logan Jenkins
PLEASE
Dominic Smith
Ooooh wittle german cwybabby dont like cwikit
He need his sawker binky
Matthew Gray
no. bundes and cric CAN live in symbiosis
Nathaniel Nguyen
WATCH
Jason Jackson
Put on your boots lads, let's SQUASH SOME WORMS
Parker Powell
>It's a GGG video that isn't Divot: Sperma und Pisse
Your precious Trescothick is batting KK, currently 132*
Rude, we're all friends here.
Juan Myers
"SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR
AXE MURDERS ARE WELCOME HERE"
what did they mean by this?
Ayden Cook
kys daniel
Oliver Ramirez
nobody died, though
Brayden Brooks
DAMN DANIEL
back at it
oh no you didnt!
Blake Hughes
Just German dignity
Chase Morgan
S T A T S G O D T A T S G O D
Jayden Bennett
Reminder that the US poster is actually Banglacunt.
John Edwards
Lmao Germany gettin BTFO and taking the L
Jayden Collins
KEK, #REKT
Anthony Parker
reminder that matt tipped geelong
Jaxson Harris
BASED. FUCKING. STATSCHRIST
Josiah Butler
>U R LE GRIGG XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD pathetic
Wyatt Powell
S T A T S J E S U S A I N T
M A R K
Jonathan Hughes
PLEASE fuck my wife statsJESUS!!!!
Matthew Sanchez
statsgod on mister universe watch
Jason Cox
holy fuck based statsbro, you fucking destroyed that quivering piece of shit lmao
Carson Adams
fatt doesnt watch aerial pingpong, FHGLtd.
Joshua Perry
Worst atrocity to befall the Germans since the Rape of Berlin
Samuel Bell
Once Bundes 2. starts we get our thread back guys, let these "people" rot in their worm and shitskin infested cesspool. Only like 2 Germans and the Swiss virgin autist like cwikit anyway
Lucas Peterson
statsbro you are so fucking based
i fucking love ya work
and i love you
so much
pls kiss me
Adam Adams
>poo peeland samefagging
Owen Garcia
Lmao look at the little bitch BTFO
You even try being a winner for once by imitating one with "cwikit"
To no avail because you suck, pussy
Christian Reed
>let these "people" rot in their worm and shitskin infested cesspool.
But you're already in Germany
Kayden Davis
False, everyone likes cricket. Cricket is literally God's game.
James Gomez
>pls notice me AUSGODS
Adrian Butler
STOP IT RIGHT NOW STATSTRADAMUS. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
