What went wrong?
What went wrong?
Cameron Long
Jaxson Harris
Not listening to Bismarck. Nobody wanted to listen to the ONE guy who knew what the fuck he was doing.
>Bismarck: "Hey guys, we humiliated France and formed an empire. How about we just leave, give France some time to lick its wounds and form a trade alliance that will offer us both a dominant commercial condition, rather than pissing them off even further and making them eternal enemies?"
>Germany: "FUCK YOU THERE ARE LIKE FIVE PEOPLE IN ELZASS THAT SPEAK RETARDO-GERMAN PURE BLOODED GERMANS RIGHTFUL GERMAN CLAY"
>Bismarck: "Colonies are nice, but we simply do not have the resources to maintain and properly exploit them. How about we just focus on our domestic industry?"
>Germany: "MORE COLONIES! GERMANY STRONK! MUH MITTELAFRIKA!"
>Bismarck: "Alright, France is even more mad at us and England is giving us weird looks. How about we at the very least try to convince England that we're no danger to them by not acting too agressive with our navy?"
>Germany: "GERMANIA RULES THE WAVES! MUH NAVY! MUH DREADNOUGHT! MUH KRIEGSMARINE!"
>Bismarck: "Everyone West of us hates us now, we need strong allies in the east. Will you pick powerful, rapidly modernizing and highly populated Russia, or will you pick the weak, delcining Austria that's a mere joke of its former self?"
>Germany: "MUH 100% GERMANIC BROTHERS, FUCK THE SLAVS!"
>Bismarck: "Alright, we're in a really nasty situation, but we can manage this as long as nobody pisses off anybody else even fu-"
>Germany: "THE BRITISH ARE MAD, THE FRENCH AND RUSSIANS ARE SUPPORTING THE BOERS, JAPAN IS IRRELEVANT"
>Ghost of Bismarck: ".....Fine, whatever you do just do-"
>Germany: "WORLD WAR GAS THE FROGS"
>Ghost of Bismarck: "FOR FUCKS SAKE"
Daniel Young
Reunification
Germany is only kept in check when it's divided and cycled by larger powers
Jaxson Lewis
fuck off you back to where you came from polish leech.
Cameron Davis
Die Juden
Jordan Fisher
They lost 2 world wars. Thats what went wrong
Wyatt Brooks
they didn't burn paris
Angel Ortiz
And once again the German demonstrates his inability to learn from his mistakes. No wonder that Germany stands at the center of conflict in Europe once again.
I do not think division is good enough. As demonstrated by the Unholy Germanic Confederation, even divided Germans have potential for destruction. We need a final solution for the German problem.
Jeremiah Fisher
Jews.
Austin Watson
unlike you, I pay taxes in my country, instead of leeching of yours, can't say that about poland.
The netherlands are a nice country and the people are nice, people like you are shit though and don't deserve to be part of their society.