Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

apologize for the mess and try to hide embarrassing things.

>360
>walk away.

what mess?
what embarrassing things?
explain yourself.

Wake up

Tell her that I am a cuckold and would love to see her fuck another man in front of me.

Ask how she got in.

Kick her sand-nigger teeth in and deport her bitch ass back to afniggerstan

When did i get a giant glass pane installed in my room?

make out with her asshole

Check for penis

Satanic quads don't lie

and then she says this

His bedroom is probably messy and filled with weeb shit

tell my mom to put some clothes on

Neither do dubs

close laptop

Tell the wife I'll be busy for 15 minutes. Close door and fuki fuki

No lie, but I would let her have sex with me.

And here I was, believing the Starmie I caught this morning whilst playing Pokémon GO was the edgiest thing I've seen...

I don't have a glass like that in my room, so I'm clearly in the wrong room.

Jerk off onto the reflection

So walk to her?

Thats full circle you retarded faggot

>american education

>sees latino in bedroom
You know the fucking answer OP.

Confirm the presence of a vagina

Attempt to make sex

Get rejected

Masturbate furiously

1/10 made me reply

>turn 720°
>walk away

>when were my windows that clean?

you sure?
worst of all she's Italian!
Not on her?
good idea!
she's Italian.
also >Good idea!

This

>introduce penis in vagina
>move back and forward
>cum inside
>remove penis from vagina.
>ask her to leave or I will call the cops
>go to sleep like a baby.

it's not her

>drop pants
>reveal massive boner
>fuck all night

hey someone's been googling!

I know. but still

is it humanly possible to turn that much?

>Wake up alone
>Turn 360 degrees
>Cry self back to sleep
Forgot that

Slap her titties around Stick it inside her and pee but don't what to get her pregnant so I pull it out and per on her leg

Call an ambulance, hallucinations again

Run before the bitch calls the cops, because clearly I'm in the wrong fuckin house.

You magnificent bastard

>fucking with Pokemon in 2016
go back to 9gag, summerfag

ejaculate in her vagina

>woman
>this hot
>in my room

She must be a burglar. Now I can legally kill a person.

Walk the dinosaur

Honk those titties and run away like a madman.

>implying Italians are not Mexicans

I would walk in the room after eating my 99 cent noodles from tescos then look up nonchalantly bot expecting a hot girl to be there. Notice the hot girl then drop said noodles onto my foot which is now burning but i ignore the pain because i am alfa. I stare intensely into her eyes and she stares intensley into mine. Then we begin to walk towards each other in slow motion with frank sinatra in the background.
She pulls me by the tie closer towards her and licks her sand nigger lips.

Then i remeber shes a sand nigher and i rip my penis off my bidy with my scrawny arms and repeatdly beat her to death for the glory of satan and hitler. Then when she is barely living i will tie my dick stump up her sand nigger garments and flood the house with petrol before burning it down to erase the sandnigger stink and then sit down of the floor and watch my house burn as i realise i have just survived an encounter with an allah akbar thing
Praise jeebus

Does anyone want to jerk off to her and other hot bitches?

always per on her leg to prevent pregnancy

gay

kekkekekekekekkeekkek

truth