Good evening fags. I'm here because I've decided to an hero with pic related...

Good evening fags. I'm here because I've decided to an hero with pic related. Not gonna live stream it but I thought I could leave you with a story before I go. The story that started a long time ago but ended a few weeks ago and shows just how awful women can be. If anyone is interested in reading along I'll post my story.

I got nothing going on.......

bump for interest

Can be a general feels thread too so I'm not hogging the spotlight

Guess I'll start with you fags and see who joins

>be me back in 7th grade math class first day of school
>get assigned seat next to girl
>call her Emily
>dark brown hair, brown eyes, beautiful face
>I'm a little shy at first but she is surprisingly confident, she was a bit of a emo chick, and strikes up conversation with me
>warm up very quickly and almost immediately have warm fuzzy feeling for her
>she laughs at a lot of the things I say, for being as shy as I was I was quite the class clown
>we are taking about a bunch of random things kids talk about, favorite bands, tv shows, how gay school is, start comparing schedules and see we have most of the same classes together
>our last names started with the same letters so we were almost guaranteed to sit next to each other (that's how our school assigned seats)
>go through the rest of the day in our classes talking and becoming very quick friends
>at lunch we sit together and my best friend Joey joins us
>Joey has been my best friend since we were about 5, his mom was an immigrant of some country in Eastern Europe who moved to get away from her abusive husband, he was a bright kid but he was a bit of a dick sometimes
>joins in our conversation and starts asking Emily about stuff like if she has a boyfriend or anything
>Emily a bit uncomfortable answering but says no
>I change the subject and start talking about other shit, can't remember about what, not important
>end of the day and I say goodbye to Emily, she goes in for the hug
>euphoric.pnt
>leave school with Joey to walk home to his house on cloud 9
>"so how do you like your new friend, ankn?"
>say she's pretty cool and can't keep the smile off my face
>he starts teasing that I like her, he isn't wrong
>he says "I'm gonna ask her out by the end of the month"

Cont?

Lets hear it.

>laptop on 14% battery
>doing nothing
tell the story before you and my laptop both die

cont, user from #

yeah, no, just kill yourself already

Kek

>goes on to tell me how he thinks I'll puss out of asking her but he will give me a month to make a move
>instant rage but keep it inside because I don't wanna let new girl get in the way of best friend
>also don't wanna lose opportunity with great new girl
>have one of those moments where I know I have to just not be a pussy for once and go for it
>spend the next few weeks getting to know Emily more and before you know it we are inseparable
>stay up late talking on the phone (before 12 year old kids had cell phones), getting in trouble in class for talking too much, eating lunch together
>last week of the month and we have a half day, I'll explain why this is relevant, and I still haven't asked her out
>Joey hasn't said anything because Im sure he wanted me to forget about what he told me and slide his way in
>half days at our school were great like they always are at any school
>at our school everyone would walk to a street a few blocks away and get food at the shops and hang out for a few hours
>ask Emily if she wants to go get food with me, tell her Joey won't be there because he got grounded
>she is relieved because he is still being a bit forward with her
>agrees and after school we happily go get food
>have a great lunch in the cool autumn air and go for a walk to a nearby park after until my mom picked me up
>hanging out in the pet talking about random shit
>keep thinking about what Joey said about asking her out and how I'm a pussy and I start to get pissed and she notices
>"are you okay, user?"
>she looks at me with a worried look but all I can do is stare into her big brown eyes
>it's time
>before the words can form in my head I lean in and kiss her

Dude, let me just stop you right there.

I promise you, there is absolutely no such thing as any story that starts in 7th grade that's worth killing yourself over.

trust me.

have your bawwws, get drunk, get laid, you will be fine.

I promise you.

Let me tell my story and then you can decide if it's worth it

it's not. grow up.

Commiting suicide is a pussies way out, if your so set on dying the be a fucking man and join the military or police force and save some lives, if you die in the line of duty, then you achieve your goal and save some that desrve it. If you WANT death then you haven't earned it. Im not overly religious or nothing, but read about Job.

that other reply wasn't me.

i will listen to your story.

I appreciate the sentiment but this is far more than some 7th grade baww

>she just sits there stunned
>I'm stunned as well, I've never kissed anyone before
>brain catches up with what I just did
>fuck fuck fuck
>start apologizing like crazy
>my face is getting hot and I feel like I'm about to cry because retarded 12 year old me thinks I raped this girl or something
>she says "you're the first person to ever kiss me"
>tell her sorry for the hundredth time and that I don't know why I did that but mid sentence she just kisses me back
>my brain just shuts down because I am at a loss
>just stare at each other for a few seconds in silence and then kiss again
>it's awkward because we both are new at it but let me tell you anons to this day it is one of the best feelings I have ever felt
>soon after my mom shows up and before I leave I ask her out and she says yes
>I leave home the happiest kid in the world
>get home and immediately call Joey
>tell him what happened and how I kissed her and asked her out
>"fuck you user"
>ask him why he is saying that to me
>"you knew I liked her this whole time and you still did that, fuck you we aren't friends anymore"
>feel very hurt at this but think it will blow over
>get to school the next day and he avoids me and doesn't talk to me
>told some of our other friends before I got to talk to them and now skme of them are ignoring me because stupid middle school drama
>very upset for the next few days but Emily is comforting and I get through it
>I still got the girl

Cont?

Then see

Nice Airsoft gun, OP.

You could maybe blind yourself with that, but BBs aren't enough to kill you, unless you swallow thousands of them maybe.

You could always try eating the airsoft glock replica. that might be enough to kill you if it gets lodged in your throat and you choke to death.

no

Keep going, OP. I'm relating to this.

gonna fast forward over the next few years because it's too much to type
>Joe wasn't kidding about not being friends, I didn't talk to him for the next couple of years
>it sucked and cause some problems for me but Emily was by my side the whole time
>absolutely head over heels for her
>both love each other, took each other virginity, this is the girl I'm gonna marry
>end of high school rolls around and we both get into college
>mine is in the next state over, she is a bit upset because it's a 7 hour drive but confident we can make it work
>first few months of school go great for me academically and thjngs are still great with Emily considering the distance, she visits me a lot, she is back home at the community college to get a degree to be a cop
>it's the week before finals and I'm excited to finish the semester and get home for a month break with the woman of my dreams
>Saturday evening I get a knock on my door around 630 pm
>think it's a friend or an RA or someone
>it's Joe
>a bit taken aback and confused but then see he is crying
>get him inside and start asking him what the problem is, I'm able to put the last few years of him ignoring me behind because how long I've known him
>can't get anything out of him that I can understand just can make out "I'm so sorry"
>start to get a bit worried and pry a bit more
>I still feel sick writing this but basically his semester ended before mine and he was home, went to a party at one of our high school friends house, talked to Emily and they both got drunk and fucked

sure

stop asking if you should continue just tell your death story and gtfo

Will do senpai
>after I hear him say he fucked her I just zone out and don't hear anything else he is saying
>stumble back and sit jnto my chair at my desk shaking
>he's still there crying and apologizing but I can't focus on any of it
>there's no way she would do bat to me
>take out my phone and call her
>ask her about it as soon as she picks up the phone and she starts crying uncontrollably
>have a two hour fight on the phone that was mostly one sided
>eventually hang up and throw the phone at the wall and it shatters
>Joe is sitting there silently
>he starts to apologize again but I just turn around and punch him
>he is a bit bigger than me and the fucker starts fighting back
>it ends shortly after and I have a bloody nose and a few bruises and he has a swollen lip
>tell him to get out and never contact me again
>don't go to any of my classes or finals, stay inside drinking, fail all classes because not taking the final is an auto fail
>don't give a shit
>parents are pissed but understanding and want me to go to counseling
>get home and Emily is waiting at my house
>haven't talked to her since our phone call
>parents go jnside giving her nasty looks
>she starts crying and telling me she is sorry and she was drunk and is begging for a second chance
>I tell her I love her but I can't take her back after what she did and go inside
>that was the last time I saw her for awhile

Ok so you want to kill yourself because your shitbag friend fucked your shitbag girl.

Fuck em both dude. Dont kill yourself for some unfaithful pussy and a dickhead friend.

dude bro. you're supposed to type this shit out and copypaste.

I do relax I'm drinking at the same time

I'm bored to death now, thanks OP I'm off to an hero because of you and your boring as fuck thread/story

you are supposed to kill that cunt, then your backstabbing friend.
then go suicide by cop.

...

>went through a very rough year after that
>dropped out of school, drank the day away, became a piece of shit basically
>had to go to counseling if I wanted to stay at my parents place
>went and it didn't really help with any problems but it got me well enough to join the navy
>won't talk much about that experience because it's long
>saw the world, """"served""""" my country or whatever people lie to their families about, got out and went back to school more motivated but very jaded
>went to school back home and stayed at parents place because I didn't have a place to live and apartments are crazy expensive where I'm from
>going through school and passing, hate being there with a bunch of kids younger than me, havent dated anyone just a few fuck pieces
>driving home after a particularly bad day at school and out of nowhere I see lights in my rear view mirror
>I'm livid but it changes to a gut dropping feeling when I see who gets out of the cop car
>it's Emily

>it's too much to type
Nigga you ain't got nowhere else to go except a hole in the ground, you lazy ass motherfucker.

Brah fuck her.

>it's dangerous to go alone, take this

need a funnel and a gardenhose too
>buttchugging would be the most efficient way to an hero this way

...

Yo find something like a hobby and do it don't kys

The stuff I left out is nothing import at just middle school and high schoolshitand I'm drunk and not typing it now this is al saved from earlier when I wrote it
>she gets to my car and freezes
>neither of us know what to do
>I let out an uncomfortable "hi"
>she puts her hands over her mouth and starts silently crying
>I don't know what to do, k haven't seen or heard from her in years and now she is outside my car pulling me over
>she gets control of herself and says sorry for getting emotional, tells me I should slow down with sort of a half laugh and doesn't give me a ticket
>I'm about to leave and she abruptly asks me if I would get drinks with her to talk about things and catch up
>conflicted about it because I really don't wanna be around the girl that drove me into that deep of a depression
>but also I don't wanna spend another night at my parents house doing school work
>also can't deny that even though she betrayed me, I still had feelings for her
>reluctantly agree and meet her for drinks that night
>we make awkward small talk, tel her about my time in the navy, she tells me about her being s cop, how she smacked the shit out kf Joe after everything that happened and hasn't seen him since
>leave the bar and drive her home to her apartment

I'M ACTUALLY READING THIS user FINISH THE GOD DAMN STORY!!

If you believed that you would have ended up married with your first woman you are an idiot.

I made the same mistake, and maybe half 4 chan had similar experiences

this is not a good reason to blow the head of Emily, and more important, it is not a good reason to blow your head off.

>women

Just fuck off already.

Had I break up because too long
>walk her to the door because I'm a supreme gentleman and our history together
>saying our goodbyes and see you arounds when she starts crying again
>starts apologizing for everything, how she cheated, cause my problems with school and mental health, everything
>I start crying too because she's bringing up painful shit and have another fight which is mostly me yelling at her for shit
>now it's quiet and cold and starting to snow a bit
>just standing there in the cold dark night outside her place
>"user I still love you"
>hearing that felt good but I still hurt
>mind is running s mile a minute
>reminds me of when we first kissed and how i just acted and did what I wanted to do
>"I've always loved you Emily"
>stare back in her eyes like I always did
>they're big and wet and red from crying but as beautiful as ever
> i kiss her
>I get the same rush I did back when we were kids and it feels incredible
>we are kissing like we are making up for the lost years
>I stay the night, have sex, the whole deal
>have lots of long talks over the next few weeks but decide to get back together
>things start to return to normal

Just fucking do it OP.

I tried to read your story but Goddamn if you're gonna be so hung up over some girl from 7th grade kys and clean up some of the gene pool.

If you haven't murdered her at the end of this story, then it's not worth it.

kek

Morherfucker I was engaged to this girl if you'd just be patient

>fast forward another 3ish years
>Emily and I are engaged and now live together, our wedding was set for June 2016
>she's a cop and I'm in my first year teaching chemistry at the high school we went to
>Joe came to confront both of us about our past and wanted to make amends
>was against it at first but eventually tried and became friends again, both Emily and I were able to move on from the past with him
>took pity on him a bit, he had dropped out of school after the incident and began working at a bar in the shitty town next to ours
>he aged terribly from smoking and some past drug use, he had apparently began to turn around a bit after getting jumped which left him with a few scars and a broken orbital that didn't seem to heal properly
>after a LOT of time and talks, Emily and I decided to allow him to move into the spare room at our place while he was going back to finish his degree
>things are going well and it seems like I'm finally moving in the right direction in my life
>I have a job I love, I live with the woman of my dreams, my best friend has reconciled and he and my fiancée are on great terms
>about two weeks before our wedding I come home from running a few errands and Emily isn't acting right, a bit distant and not all there
>I ask her what's wrong and she tells me that Joe confessed to her that he has feeling s for her

Bump 4 interest

>instant rage
>start questioning her about what happened, what he did, what she did
>apparently he just told her how he felt and kissed her on the cheek and went out for awhile
>I believed her but was still furious
>I don't see joe until the next morning when he shows up at the house
>I confront him and he is calm about everything and apologizes for causing more trouble but tells me he has found a place and is moving out
>I'm a bit surprised but we agree it's for the best and I help him pack up his things into the moving truck and he is on his way

Last part coming

I agree with OP user, let's hear his story first, then spout out our opinions.

I'm pm'ing Officer Emily. I need her side of this story. 2 bucks says OP has micro penis

Thanks bro

This is where our story ends. Thanks for listening Sup Forumsros, I've been browsing here for years and always appreciate the laughs you've all given me, but this is where my road ends. I'm cashing out.
1/2 it's too Lang for one comment

>it's the day I've been thinking about since I met Emily
>it's the day we are getting married and start our life together
>it was a strange feeling that I don't think I'll forget ever
>I felt more nervous than j have ever been in my entire life, but calm at the same time. Married anons probably can relate
>I was ready to marry my childhood sweetheart, my best friend
>after so many terrible instances in my life I was ready to start a new page
>I was ready for my wife
>Joe was my best man, I was considering calling that off after his most recent stunt but decided against it for the professional way he handled it
>I stayed at our house the night before the wedding and Emily stayed at her sisters house where she would be getting ready
>all my friends who were my groomsmen came over to my house before we went to the church it was being held at
>Joe had sent me a text saying that he was stuck In some traffic coming from his new place across town and would be a little late, he still had enough time before the ceremony
>I get to the church and still no sign of Joe, o keep checking my phone for updates but nothing
>I'm pretty mad and hurt my best friend is gonna miss this day but I'm not gonna wait for him any longer so we start the wedding
>the only problem is Emily isn't there
>we wait for about 15 minutes before I try calling her
>voicemail
>try again, voicemail
>start to get a little nervous
>ask her sister where she went
>her sister said she didn't know, she thought that she had been with her parents all morning
>my heart sinks
>didn't she stay at your house last night?
>she tells me the plan was for her to stay with her parents and then go get ready at the church that morning

>>allow him to move into the spare room at our place while he was going back to finish his degree


ARE U SERIOUS?!?!

...

K E K

ive never thought of that, its a nice touch

Farewell Sup Forumsros. I'll always love you guys. OP out

>my heart is beating like I am running sprints
>I call Joe
>nothing
>I call again
>two rings then voicemail
>I call Emily
>voicemail
>I call again, voicemail
>then I gets text
>it's from Emily
>"I'm so sorry user. I know you can't forgive me, but i need to follow my heart. We will never forget you"
>we
>I do not feel rage or sorrow
>I am numb
>at that moment I died jnside
>I sit down on the steps with everyone watching me and I could hear them wondering what was going on
>my dad stands up and asks what was going on
>I look at him and I answer him with a half laugh as a man with nothing left but the knowledge kf being the punchline of a living joke
>if it hadn't been for cotton eyed joe
>I'd have been married a long time ago
>where did you come from where did you go
>where did you come from cotton eyed joe

NO IF YOU'RE GONNA AN HERO PLEASE AT LEAST LIVESTREAM FOR US!

Wow.

Im really bot sure if this is bait or not.

predictable

Fuck. We all fell for bait.

Don't do it bro.

I'm not sure either
yes we all knew how this was gonna end, if someone cheats on you once, they will always do it again...

I see that shit coming...well at least op is not going to kill himself with his plastic spastic glock...

kek

Glad I came late and skipped to the last part. Judging by the thread seems lik3 you did a good job of baiting faggots

at least beat that dude up

still think offing yourself over a girl is the wrong choice, but if that's what you gotta do, i won't tell you not to.

Rip OP
hope you find a better place homie.

>no teeth so white
>No eyes so bright
Polish it up, kid, you got potential.

delet browser history before hero

He should at least kill them first, like come on.

ITT faggot anons not understanding faggot OPs bait

OP here, one last part

>I went back to the apartment, and felt empty
>Emily had moved everything out already
>Mfw phone was still on the table
>confused.jpg
>Curious, I look through it
>Lots of voicemails/texts from me that haven't been opened
>How would she forget this
>Lots of texts between her and Joe about how unsatisfying I was, and how she can't wait to take off with all my money
>Take off with all my money
>Heart sinks
>Find lots of videos of them fucking
>She's constantly moaning in relief that he's so much better in bed than me, and his dick is so much better
>timeforrevenge.exe
>I go to the motel they've been at
>HERE'S YOUR PHONE BITCH
>I knock out three of that bitches teeth
>Joe steps in
>I got into one little fight with Joe
>Then my mom got scared and said, "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air!"

Come on user!!!

I knew it was going to end with some shit like this .. just glad it wasnt the stupid fucking walk the dinosaur.

Nice b8 m8

top kek user keep it up

Kys

lol idiot

Fake, but cool story. Nobody is that fucking stupid to let the guy live with them after that shit.

Right?

I agree. One can only hope people are not that stupid

This is a forum where an user discussed cleansing his asshole with a sponge instead of toilet paper and vehemently defended the practice as sanitary.

Remember where you are.

I'm listening, and have a not exact but similar story of a long time girl. Dropped out of college (not bec. losing girl but drugs/alcohol/jaded by my field of study) Thought about swallowing a bullet. Didnt, I didnt really want to die, just wanted my problems solved. Eventually got shit semi together, and I'm ok now.

Btw, I have a .32 snubbie. Is that a Glock 26 9mm? Been wanting one of those. Also dont do it op, maybe I need you to get on tomorrow and tell more of your story.

bunch of faggots. get bent

>Do some cia shit
>track them down
>Kill them
>Do an hero

my GF unfortunately would be that fucking stupid. But I'm not the little pussy shit I was when I first met her since she re-opened my eyes about trusting strangers. I've gotten my thick skin grown back in over time with her and she taught me to grow up but she is still stuck in her ways

80 replies...op is still typing his sob story.
is he gonna AN-HERO or not?

Are you retarded? Op is gone, thread was bait

I knew something was wrong when the story turned by letting the bf come live at their house to 'finish up school' even though said bf had fucked current gf before.

id say dont do it but this is really up to you man.

>ITT: a bunch of fucking KIDS who are too young too know the cotton eye Joe song.

read the whole thing
relieved there was no dinosaur walking

dont do it op. Help people OP there is people that would benefit from you.You could save lives OP just by being a friend .

if i could get my hands on a gun there's so many people i would kill... suicide is such a fucking waste you pathetic piece of shit why don't you go on a killing spree making the police kill you and becoming immortal at the same time it's simple logic