You wake up in 1978. What do you do?
You wake up in 1978. What do you do?
your mom
fap
Take out a loan and start betting on different sports championships and lotteries
Hilarious and original.
Get a job and live like a bohemian fucking hippie girls who like anal. All my money would go to invest on every successful company I know and since I follow baseball and basketball, also hustle betting against the team I know is going to lose. And bet for who wins the presidency, etc.
sleep until it's 2016 again
buy all the Microsoft and Apple stock I can get my hands on.
Stop Hitler
report to my commander officer
Get a job and quietly make the obvious investments that will make me rich.
Perhaps work with my mentors who are old and gray and enjoy some wild years.
Probably get old and appear to be nothing but another comfy baby boomer.
If I become very, very rich, maybe I would attempt to nudge the needle of politics and become a shady asshole like the Koch brothers.
Well it is pretty original, allthough i found it to be chuckable at the most.
Shit myself and have a nap. It was the year I was born.
Why are you spending your time on this board if you're almost 40
Why are any of us here?
this , then go have lunch at windows on the world.
>implying you remember any winning lottery numbers
Go back to sleep
I actually do name a year and ill tell you
This
But also make predictions that make me the most controversial man alive
Get a business degree and work for Donald Trump.
Immediately buy stocks in google and microsoft.
this , i was born in 1970 .
oldfag is old
40 year-olds can be nearly as lame as you are.
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Tell my 14 year old self what to avoid what to invest in and which girls want to fuck.
>I actually do name a year and ill tell you
>I actually have access to the internet right now, ask me and I'll google it and pretend I have it memorized
Go buy stock in Apple and Microsoft.
Go to Vegas and make millions via sports betting for the next three decades.
Invent Facebook.
Get bust for selling weed and do some time for not ratting out my dealer.
>that sucked
Why tho he did everything right
Watch some cult classic movies that just came out of that era
no he didnt. he didnt kill all the jews and win the war
Alright, alright. Hear me out on this.
>I already know plenty of programming languages, so I'll work as a programmer for Apple.
>invest my savings into Microsoft.
>work at Apple for 6 months, become trusted.
>reveal company secrets to Microsoft, get paid millions in futures
>wait another 6 months
>invent the Java programming language.
>sell rights to Java to Microsoft in exchange for 60% of all future earnings from it
>wait a year
>drive to the Pentagon
>at this point I'm extremely well known
>meet secretary of defense
>have a drink, talk a little
>tell them I have an idea for our nation's security, but I'd need a top-of-the-line computer
>drive out to NORAD base
>work for a week there, invent the ARPANET
>wait a year
>invest some cash into cryogenics
>freeze myself to present day
>wake up, people discover me, praise me.
>mfw I ruined Sun/Oracle, Apple
>mfw I sparked a Microsoft/Linux revolution
>mfw I invented the internet
Invest in Google, Facebook, Apple, and micrsoft, short the sub prime market
save john lennon in 1980
Get a job, stay low-key, play it cool, bide my time.
Years later, on the day her father fucks her over and broke her heart for the last time, I brutally assault, rape, and torment a young Kelly Clarkson so she grows up to focus her daddy issues into stripping, snorting blow, and killing herself slowly like other twats instead of ear-raping everyone with her god-awful caterwauling in "Piece by piece".
Then get a job as some executive at Disney so I can fuck every bitch whom I know will blow up into fame later. Transfer to Nickelodeon after I plow through the Mickey Mouse Club like an Icebreaker through an Arctic Ocean of Hymens, repeating the CastingCouchstravaganza in a way that makes Dan Schneider look like Mr. Rogers.
I was born in 1978.
Oldfag.
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>go, ''wah wah wah!!''
>be 1
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nigga you old
Same shit a always do. Eat tendies, gain GBP's, and fap to anything I could find.
>invest some cash into cryogenics
>suddenly becomes viable despite plenty of billionaires who would want this technology to succeed already existing
Had be until you went full retard fam.
Hitler was already stopped by then you fucking moron...
Sorry about that, watching futurama atm
find and befriend my relatives
grow a mustache
try not to fuck hot mom
rly makes u think...............
I was 18 then yung'un.
See /thread
>Bet on the Steelers to win the superbowl
>Buy a '69 Camaro and legal machine guns
>Invest in Commodore, Microsoft, Apple
>Sell off commodore assets and buy real estate
>Sell off property at height of market
>Buy tons of milsurp guns because they're still cheap.
Also, make sure James Brady dies, thereby never giving rise to the Brady campaign.
the OTHER Hitler you fucking dope.
Give a list of sports winners and stock picks to my 3 year old self. Sealed, with a "do not open until 1993" message.
lots of sports betting
then write a shitload of songs that are guaranteed to become popular
Shoe polish my face and shoot Jimmy Carter to try and start a race war for no reason.
I am a Computer engineer that specializes in making APUs and CPUs for smallish devices that don't need alot of power.
I make a fuck ton of money?
shoot Steve Jobs in the back of the fucking head twice
Not that guy, but I am 36. This board is a guilty pleasure. I'm sitting on my deck smoking a cigar, having a drink and reading this cap on my phone.
> no reason
Wat
Im 34 and have been coming here for years,
quaaludes and mandies probably
invent the internet
invent google
no fucking idea why I referenced your post lol soz m8
i go and shoot myself thus creating a paradox and destroying everything
Thanks, dick
discover dark matter
win Nobel Prize
fuck science bitches all day erry day
no no thats what I would do lol.
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive....
And a quick question. Is Sup Forums "security" a complete joke nowadays? I keep seeing the same spam/bot thread (y'all can guess which thread I'm talking about) on Sup Forums lately. If captcha supossedly is in used to prevent that shit, what's the point of having captcha now?
that was the best time in my life.
Make the obvious investments, wait for the 80s. Christ the 70s were terrible. Bad fashion, cars, music, etc.
pretentious millennial detected.
I'd shoot him for his emissions regulation, I blame him for my car having sub 200 horsepower.
OP didn't say you would remember anything
Realize I'm 7 years old and will sell my underage ass for so much money
pic related me when I was 9
the only thing that sucked was carter.
what do you look like now?
Dad what the fuck...
like this I'm still 9 tbh
I am no dad.
I hate kids.
>Brutally assault, rape, and torment a young Kelly Clarkson
>for one song
Honestly I don't blame you, Piece by Piece is so fucking annoying. WE GET IT, YOUR DAD'S A DICK!
I'd be 11 in 1978 and I would so fuck 7yo you
Yeah.
Get me all alone?
And do what first?
strip you naked, tie you to a tree, torture your little hairless dick til you squeal then pee on you
is that all?
Nothing else?
that's getting you warmed up before the gangrape by savage negro beasts
It was a great time, so I would enjoy even more the second time.
I'm a computer engineer with a masters.... Make apple.
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oh my!!!
you think savage nignogs would want to do that to me????
kekd
by the time they finish, you'd be back to wearing diapers to hold your shit in
What was the 70's and 80's like?
>Inb4 trying to make me feel old user
Not intentionally, I just like the late 70's and the entire decade of the 80's
spoil Star Wars 5 to everyone
find my mom, which would make her 12 years old and tenderly make love with her
me too. september 1970
paint every train in the world as first guy
Wait a few years and prevent my parents from ever meeting, then go fuck with peoples heads about the future.
Stop the Star Wars Holiday Special from being made.