You have to make $5,000 in 24 hours. How do you do it?

you have to make $5,000 in 24 hours. How do you do it?

steal a car.

Rob a jewelers or a bank. Have fun with that though.

If you don't get the 5k I guess you own you're probably dead nigga. If so be a bitch and ask the police for help. But if that's the case hope you don't go to jail over whatever cause then you're double fucked

Depends on if you are going to take the money and run or if you don't want to get caught. I have options for both.

sex and drugs, duh..

Nigger spotted

Sell $5000 worth of my current stock options, duh.

I just go to work you broke ass faggot. Not all of us work at mickey d's

Ask friends and family telling them the reason why you need the money and hope for the best, also git gud credit motherfucka

try again

Call one of the many many many 'payday loan' companies. Anyone with a half decent credit rating can get 5 grand easily.

Ok you'll probably end up paying 15 grand back but hey i got the 5 grand...

prostitution

Sell organs or blood plasma. Ez money. Body's got a lot of shit in it you don't need.

>white person confirmed

Do they take anyone?

sell a testicle or a kidney

"24 hours"

either

Go to club.
Get the moves on with hot girl.
Take her back to my hotel.
Room already covered in splaaterproof covering.
Say from behind "does this smell like chloroform to you?".
Take whichever organs I need.
Fuck girl.
Sell organs on Chinese market.
Profit.

take 5K out of my bank account...
no, take 10K out, 5 for the 'how do I do it' and the extra 5 because fuck you up.

Shit that will pay off my car and a good chunk of my house

Two words: Local Pussy.

Until you lose the remaining nut through your mom on top getting too carried away.

go on

Sneak into hospital coma ward.
Pimp out the patients.
Winrar. Keep profit to expand business enterprise to mortuary.

Donate your reproductive cells. The payout for eggs is $5,000-$10,000 per donation. The payout for sperm is $30-$200 per donation.

Yep, really only 8 hours. Thats what us with real jobs work a day.

Seriously?? Any femamons cashing in on their eggs?

24 hours you say?
Per donation?

Per sperm? Shit, im gonna be rich

Your sperm has down syndrome

It would be sweet to have a bunch of kids across the country that you don't have to look after or pay for....it'd be hot if you hook up with one of em in 20 years.

Sell my gold and silver on ebay. Stuff sells pretty much instantly for spot.