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david >moyes edition

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at least I'll have a nice hat

poonited

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>mono

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anime

AWOOOOOO

cara
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I hate women but also crave their affection hahaha what am I like

charli

>Live on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

ah yes

want to visit israel

>landan

Japanese pop

certainly blows the dust of the ol' noggin cogs

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DVP

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this yank just said that rooney was world class but lampard, gerrard, schloes, terry, cole werent and that rooney would struggle in the MLS

squealing

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pleb vonnegut choice

genuinely think i could get 10+ assists and 5 goals playing for a decent MLS team

Lads
can I ask you something

Do people actually use the word seldom?

Seldom

rarely

cummed twice

how

my mate who played in our sunday league 3rd team got a fully paid scholarship to UCLA playing footie

says its a piece of piss and he's regularly top goal scored despite being a centre mid

mad ting

seldom do they

>when you accidentally save the thumbnail

>Personally I think this is more a criticism of the American system than anything else. I have had excellent emergency care for a broken ankle in Italy. For sure, I had to show my passport and my EHIC (European health card) but I got through the ER in a blink of an eyelid and was operated on within 5 days - titanium screws and rod - all free in the Italian system - charged back to the NHS in my case. The follow on care was also excellent. It cost me 200 euros, it would have cost a local 40 euros. There are many models of good health care financed differently to the UK model. It is not just a choice between the US system and the NHS.

CeliaB has hit the nail right on the head here tbqh

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finland is weird

nah you'd be out of breath and subbed after 20 minutes even in that OAP home

alri thanks

cornwall is on FIRE today

squelched at his recent post

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ah yes.... "southend"...

i dont watch football, never really enjoyed playing as a kid and don't have any idea what a skilled play vs a normal play looks like.

lel, that's a good one

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Just did a maths aptitude test for a job interview. Fucked it entirely. When it comes to verbal reasoning and reading and things I find it easy, but I'm completely useless at maths.

Is there such a thing as being maths dyslexic?

NEED caramel gf

This comic is quite tragic.

don't you mean 'carmel'?

Dyscalculia

(though that's really just a polite way of saying "you're a dumb cunt")

just cheated on the black 17yo fwb again

what a voice
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I'm sure he means camel

american tv is fucking mental aha

they literally put explosions and deep gritty voice actors on everything just like in films/parodies

I'm probably not as bad as that really, I'm just shit at it. Maybe I can blag my way past maths stuff.

if i have nachos and chicken 2 days in a row am i officially scum at that point

I imagine Thailad looks like this lad...
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yes, but like many things in life you can get better if you try. I used to be shit at passing maths aptitude tests, then i practiced, then i passed them all and got a job

can't define existentialism lads

what kind of maths was it

no

odds continue shitposting
evens go to library

avoiding the group chat

have fun

no, you become scum when you start posting on /brit/

that doesn't mean the city isn't white you daft twat

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makes me a bit anxious that haha x

rate the tunes lads

fuck

mine is far superior but it's on my desktop and im on my laptop atm
just remember that im better than you

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best beer

Got some lovely refills for my pen lads, proper nice ink. Somewhat of a hybrid between the usual ballpoint shit (which doesn't write smoothly) and gel (which writes beautifully but runs out in literally 12 hours of writing).

Very pleased. Nice, smooth, full lines, and has lasted for several days of constant writing so far. Much better than gel.

>apply for a job
>have 5 years of empty space on my CV

hmm

don't think I'll be getting a reply

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can't name all the US presidents once you get back past FDR

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Finding numbers and stats in tables, comparing amounts, percentages, that sort of stuff.

It was timed and you had to do as many as possible in as short a time as possible. I just fucked it up completely as I need ages to think about numbers to get them right. I'm an idiot really.

already on the 3rd can, could drink you lightweights under the table

would quite like a teasing qt who is too young for me

just received a so-called SMS message

why so much space, ace?

look at those hands
dont have to mention it
no thanks, im a government man

>tfw 5'2 and built like a cornish astronomer

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don't know why you keep posting this

are we still moyesposting in 2017?

it gets replies

odds take a nap
evens keep playing runescape

>several days of constant writing so far

Medieval monk copying a transcript?

setee

have had this in the past and it's NOT fun
They have no life experiences, they just go on and on and on and on about the most vapid, inane things that mean nothing but, to them, is the whole world

not fun

mate

>tfw Sunderland fan and the >moyes doesn't stop

just woke up lads

thanks wageslaving for making me so tired

I imagine 90% of /brit/ is like this

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surely you mean sofa

write a skills focused CV

United are sixth and Sunderland are going down, so yes

odds I move to cornwall
evens I make a sausage sarnie

The government is planning tax cuts for big business costing at least £6 billion a year whilst the NHS is in 'humanitarian crisis'

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That's how I imagine all of you

fuck off we're full

have fun in the poorest part of europe xx

lost my flappy hat down the back of the lounge when I was lounging in the lounge

Revising for exams

My method is to take all my lecture notes that I've already made, open the lecture presentation on my laptop, and re-write the entire thing in better detail, augmenting it with extra information and research as I go. Ends up filling probably thousands of sides of A4 by the end of it though.

you mean couch?

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