>your future self sends you a Terminator back through time, not to protect you from anything but just to have it around for whatever reason, maybe because you can use it to make money, maybe because you are lonely and have no friends
What do you do with it?
Fight crime
Watch godzilla
Go to the gym
Have it help me figure out how to make more money
This
Minus the gym add milkshakes
Watch some Arnold movies.
probably how to make money using and yes i'm very lonely so it would be nice to have a cool terminator friend
So my future self sends me, right now, back a Terminator, just for fun? So presumably "we" (my current self and my future self) had to wait til this date in the future in order to send ourselves back the Terminator, right? If it was just a whim, we would have done it whenever. But so then we send the Terminator back to ourselves, and we have it then. So we never get to the point where we feel the need to send the Terminator back, because it's been back there the whole time. So then we never send it. But then we DO send it because it wasn't there, so we never got bored of it...
24/7 piggy back rides. Like Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.
Or alternatively, we had to wait til that future time because the Terminator hadn't been invented. But then we send it back in time, so our previous self has the technology to invent the Terminator at an earlier time. By the time we reach the future date again, then, terminator technology is much more advanced than it was when we sent the Terminator back originally. So we reach the future point with an even better Terminator, and reasonably think, gee maybe we should send this better Terminator back instead. Then you've sent back two Terminators. What happens then??
Can it be a Summer Glau one?
I'm not going to lie, the answer is gay sex. I am not into Arnie, but if I had a killing machine that would obey my every command then there's no way I'm not fucking it. I'd probably make it eat dogshit naked and stuff. Piss all over it. Have it do domestic chores. It would be an excellent sub, I think.
Dude you just get the Terminator to build you a second Terminator and send it back when it's done, no problemo.
I'd need to get him faked up with Social Security numbers and birth certs and whatnot, but I'd have him become the champion of whatever the most lucrative fighting-based sport is. Or champion of multiple disciplines.
You'd be a selfhating asshole if you didn't pick her.
Why would you want a sex robot that looks like a Downie?
Is the Terminator Arnold ? If yes then finally have a father if not then finally have a friend
I wish my future self was smarter and had just sent the terminator back in time to kill me.
Get him an NFL contract. Live large.
>still thinking the time works like a line
the world is ONE, there is no past or future, JUST PRESENT ETERNAL PRESENT
This
If you don't want pic related for a terminator girlfriend you've reached new levels of gay like
It's not like you can custome order them from Skynet.
> body like a plank
> no tits
> no ass
> shit tier feet
> face like slapped arse
Yeah but there's the T3 one.
>small bust
>ugly like summer glau
>probably doesn't have a vagina or anus because terminators are killing machines
>would break your pelvis and the bed under you when she goes to ride you because terminators weigh 600+ pounds
>would be like fucking a statue until you could teach it how to respond to sex
>could at any time accidentally rip your dick off giving you a bj/hj
haha sure mate
also
>feetfag
Since she's an infiltrator i'm pretty sure she's capable famalam
Tell it to fuck my butt. It's not like it's going to tell anyway, so why the fuck not?
They are all infiltrators but I'm pretty sure Skynet doesn't think the Resistance have a penis inspection day.
arnold clearly has a big willy in the terminator movies. i'm sure the female models come with pussy and ass.
There's this one infiltrator machine who managed to keep up a whole marriage. Sex comes with marriage, r-right?
Do you think it would be fully functional on either male or female? If they are close enough to fuck a target they are close enough to snap their necks like spaghetti noodles
GOD DAMNIT I AM SO HORNY RIGHT NOW. I JUST WANT AN MMF THREESOME POTENTIALLY WITH ROBOTS, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
use it to rob banks
Literally any other fictional robot would be a wiser choice mang.
John connor didn't need to be killed but protected in TSCC
have it kill my enemies, duh... its a terminator. that's pretty much all its capable of.
We all know exactly what it would be used for
ED 208 would be a far worse choice...
I'd order it to participate in Poker tournaments and make me money this way.
Top athlete would be cooler but they test for doping and doctors look at them and they weigh the athletes and all that. Too risky. Maybe chess. Maybe make it the best musician of all time. Maybe chef.
Win the lottery and then get rid of it.
I don't trust a fucking terminator.
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO FUCK THAT
prevent 9/11
more like. you get sent a terminator from your future self.
you expect over the years that you will learn how to make time machines and temrinators but nope. termy cries manly tears on your deathbed and tells you he will go back in time to your younger self to continue the friendship
>I'd order it to participate in Poker tournaments and make me money this way.
Are you sure a terminator would be good at poker?
And assuming it could, why tournaments? Hit up the cash games. If it's a T-1000 or higher, it can just leave every 8 hours and come back as someone else, constant rolling 24-hour income.
Though if it's actually good at poker, just have it play online and eight-table at all available sites simultaneously. Millionaire in days (again assuming it's actually good, which I'm not sure why you think it would be).
Have it kill my enemies
Spot me in the gym
Use its knowledge of future events to gamble on sports to win a shit load of money
Have its super computer try to cure cancer or some shit
Finally have a true friend
Needless to say I would be happy
Don't be lonely user. You have us buddy.
>Have it help me make money
>Bodyguard. Literally could shitpost irl all day and not a single fuck given to bodily harm.
>If the Summer Glau one...a fuckbuddy that never gets tired or has a headache. Plus she's hot as fuck so I would nut all over her robot face, chest, and ass. Creampies are a must too.
>Workout buddy...the ultimate spotter.
What's not to love? In my ULTIMATE fantasy, my terminator would look like Amy Adams.
>Terminator sent to me
>That means it existed in the future
>That means the future war happened
>Which means there's impending nuclear holocaust around the corner
sweet deal senpai
If my future self loved me, he'd send me a Winona Terminator.
I'd work out with her, ask if she can use her computer mind to help me to invest and gain wealth, read and watch stuff, and be completely myself around her, knowing that I don't even have to try to act different for her, she accepts me totally as I am.
All these fucking neck beards saying they'd use it to work out, implying they wouldn't use it for a school massacre...
Nobody loves you
Some of us left school years ago bub.
in T:SCC a T-888 got married to the woman he was sent back to protect and she never knew he was a robot, so he definitely had a working realistic dick
>Protect
he killed her after ARTIE was built, so he was only sent back to ensure that happened
>not sending back a T-1000 that can morph into any hot babe you want to fuck, impersonate you to go do shit you cant be fucked to do or pretend to be a celebrity for you to take pictures with to troll Sup Forums with
it ended horribly, just like a real human marriage
>pretend to be a celebrity
Terminator films really missed the boat wrt celebrity cameos, when you think about it.
>you will never get choked to death while showering by your husbando
shitpost on Sup Forums
T-1000s can't be controlled 100% or trusted though. Even Skynet couldn't trust them totally, they aren't robots. They really are living metal and have minds of their own. Skynet conditioned heavily and "raised" his T-1000 to do the job but as a last act of desperation. His inability to totally control a T-1000 is Skynets reason to fear it.
A T-1000 sent back would slowly but surely change its mindset and personality. I doubt a T-1000 would tolerate forever being a fucktoy for a fatfuck user.
a T-X then, also comes with a build in flamethrower so you'll never be without a light
Erase all of its software and Install Gentoo
Much better.
>also comes with a build in flamethrower so you'll never be without a light
kek
custom breast size too
Perhaps it is because T4/T5 were so god awful, or maybe its because I was 13 when this came out and there is a bit of nostalgia (especially for that scene),
But Terminator 3 was really a good enjoyable movie.
Great idea.
You can't fuck it anymore, but at least you can ping localhost.
>You can't fuck it anymore
Well, there's probably someone who will bring necrophilia to a whole new level
>Implying you need to be in school to go on a school shooting.
Obviously, I'd want the "female" model so I could fug it. Hopefully it would have the metallic reforming ability so it could change into other female forms as I get bored.
>responding to a 2 hour old post over such a petty point
>assuming that I truly believe that all school shootings are done by people only at schools.
Pretty sure most school shootings are done by people attending those schools. I can't quote statistics but it seems likely.
So its a fair assumption that if you aren't in a school anymore, you generally aren't going to be doing school shootings.
Doesn't mean its impossible but...
I don't see where you were going with this, I really don't.
Now neither of us will be virgins
Write a book
Go backpacking through Europe and Africa (shit's heavy to carry)
Manufacture new metals and other objects with the express goal of colonizing Mars by 2045
Establish a last peace treaty between Man and Machine
I may or may not have masturbated to it a bunch when I was also 13