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Glorious Revolution edition

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>he has a lounge

Ireland desu

why am I so bad at FIFA
can barely scrape a win against the AI

>tfw cut
>tfw blowjobs are barely enjoyable

J U S T
U
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heart is racing from caffeine

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another day, another /brit/posting 8 hours planned

How's everyone elses weekend looking?

charles

x for y

LISTEN UP CYPRUS YOU CUNT

THE KING SENT HIS BEST TO SUPPORT THE REBELS

NOT NAPOLEON

THE LITTLE TWAT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN OLDER THAN 10

FUCK'S SAKE

>lounge

it's called a 'living room' you yank mong.

this rorke thinks playing it straight down the middle is aimed at literally the middle of central midfield and not to an inside channel, big man coming deep to collect or slotted diagonally

also that would be catastrophic in a 4-3-3 vs 4-4-2 situation as the wide players would just easily collect it

a three in midfield passing it causes a relative 3v2 as the wide players try to maintain their shape

coooooooooorr

on what difficulty

playing against the CPU is incredibly bent

Doing a listen to talking heads

Not nearly sweaty enough famalama

cannot beat enter the gungeon's challenge mode lads
will try again later

hm?
*dribbles it past you and leathers it top bins*

>Living room
Fuck off, ponce. Its a sitting room.

feel superior to everyone else

youtube.com/watch?v=ukwA--tIokg

>Big Fat Quiz
>2 hours
Surely they could trim it to an hour

this autism incarnate thinks that formations actually matter in football and its not just the players rating

also its clear that you have never played fifa because if you are good at fifa you can beat other people no matter your formation choice

a change in formation is only useful to bring in better players

Why is she so perfect, lads?

wouldn't be fat then

far too intelligent to be a defensive minded player

living room and sitting room are two different rooms tho

shut up

France.
I can't even spell Napoleon. Okay spell checked now I can.
I'm British you dipshit

DVP

lady maria is sleeping!

Don't wake her up!

oioi Southend game is 1-1 where's the lad who told me to back it

it's coming home

>Poles living in UK ‘scared to report hate crimes’

Why are minorities such namby-pambies

fat no lifes will happily waste 2hrs of their lives on bluepilled PC comedy shite

You said napoleon

It's shit.

I feel embarrassed to admit that I watched this arse gravy.

Jimmy Carr isn't funny. The scripted jokes are fucking awful. The panelfags are playing up their personas and it's fucking boring.

professional
also typically lose to the lads too

love this series

They're not, it's just a media smear campaign since the Brexit vote.

got my fingers crossed for you lad

might get a 'za for dinner

tv panel quiz shows are absolute dog shit and should be trimmed to zero

especially anything with the following "comedians"
>russell howard
>noel fielding
>andy parsons
>bill bailey
>joe wilkinson
>lee mack
>john kearns
>rob beckett
>russell kane
>sarah millican
>jason manford

i could go on

>Panelfags

I would bet £200 that you are a runt.

I've noticed everyone who's pro abortion has been born

kino

czech's make the best porn

wrong desu playing 3 at the back is weak against one striker up front or a false nine

the wingbacks are usually beaten by wide players and whilst the centre-halfs are distracted by one player

LITERALLY NEED a big arse gf to sit on my face

shan't be taking this advice

Hello my name is Jim

The most intelligent players are defensive ones though

Shooting Stars was the last good one.


I'll take that bet. And place £200 on you being a paki

>not rating noel fielding

dire post

>demolish AI on Professional
>can't score against it on World Class
>find Legendary marginally easier than World Class

Well this is awkward.
In my defense I am shitposting on several boards.
I can't be expected to be accurate all at once.

ah yes, I can't wait for 2 hours of Jimmy Carr's awful laugh

I won this pointless internet argument

Yay

whats wrong with noel fielding and bill bailey

play attacking midfield desu

literally have the see the entire game as one thing and play the right pass

defending is just instinct most of the time

Ha ha ha haaaa

join the wireless headphone revolution lads

do NEETS really go days on end without leaving the house?

Whaaat's in your bag Angelos?

Tell us what's in your bag

Phenomenal post

Bill Bailey is fine.

Noel Fielding is fucking Reddit personified.

I'M THE TERRIFIC BLUE BOTTTTTTTLE

>Fell for the thicc meme
>Fucked two chubby girls lastnight

So fucking unmaneuverable in bed holy shit. She had no core strength and starfished. The other one got winded in 5 minutes.THICC is just a load of bullshit that looks good to the eye. Don't fall for the meme.

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>>Fucked two chubby girls lastnight
course you did

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alri lids

Incredibly anti semitic post

defense is where they stick the useless fat oafs

Angelos was shit tbf.

George Dawes was superior.

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Not exactly bragging. I had a horrible time.

desu i used to like noel fielding, but he doesnt do anything good anymore. he just hasnt changed at all. He's a bit weird and says unusual things

see above. Bill Bailey is fine but he's much funnier when he does stuff that's actually clever.

Problem for both is that theyre funnier than the shows they go on so they get dragged down. I may concede that in my FURY i wrongly accused them of being as shit as the rest on that list. But the rest on that list are utterly dogshit

>not playing 5 at the back catenaccio style

Caught

>thicc
>fat
choose one

have not been outside since the 24th

think you fell for the thicc means fat meme mate

>Fucked two chubby girls lastnight

>Woke up at 8am to revise
>have done 3 wanks already

ah yes

you bastard

I bet he has a great personality. Really would like to have a pint with him and laugh at stuff.

>shows with Noel Fielding that aren't the mighty boosh

doing a giggle thinking about a /brit/ house party

would literally look like this

Outstanding post

Don't believe you

tghis was a really good episode

me on the left

that's clearly a dinner party you runt

great post

samefag

No one would talk to each other

It would be a room full of people standing still, beer in hand, addressing the room with random nonsense like a flock of geese

do not take my fantastic gimmick and sully it with such shite you little grub

Fielding is in Darkplace.

Which is superior to Boosh.

I pity peons who watch TV and movies