Hollywood Remake Roulette

Post a movie older than 10 years,

It's now being remade with:

1. Black male lead
2. Transgender love interest
3. JJ Abrams directing
4. Jennifer Lawrence as main character
5. Adam Sandler Comedy
6. All female cast
7. Cuckold sex scene with MC as cuck
8. DUDE WEED LMAO comedy
9. Strong brown female MC
0. Kevin Hart Comedy

Dubs: Marvel Quips
Trips: Cinematic Universe
Quads: All straight white Male cast

Die Hard

the matrix

saving private ryan

A Hard Days Night

Excalibur

Fight Club

Groundhog day

The professional

Commando

Would both Tyler and the narrator be brown?

Pulp fiction

Dr Strangelove

Alien

Deep Blue Sea

so nothing changes

2001

>Adam Sandler The Matrix

oh noooo

Big Trouble in Little China

Problem Child 2

Wayne's World

fuckin sexy would fap/10

Sounds fucking awful

...

Please god no.

Lord of The Rings

Alien

...

>that girl with the glasses
Those are some big ol' tittays

Roots

Spirit Away

>7. Cuckold sex scene with MC as cuck

not sure how that would work.

Speed

I can actually see this happening.

They've given that slimey Jew cuck all the sci-fi big names. He'd ruin starship troopers with his mediocrity.

Selective breeding or MASSA'D

forrest gump

Back to the future

The lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring

the

already transgender love interest between Legolas and Gimli, Frodo and Sam, Gandalf and Frodo, Merry and pippin

Miller's Crossing

Terminator

To Kill a Mockingbird

Bridge over river kwai

Improved greatly.

Se7en

Happy Gilmore

Lawrence of Arabia

They shoot horses, don't they?

>female commando
>delicious white&blasian lesbo couple
>Sally, remember when I said I'd kill you last?
Just have to have the right women...


Now Dirty Harry reboot

So the terminator fucks Sarah Connor while Reese watches?

2001 A Space Odyssey

What movies even have a Transgendered love interest?

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GoodFellas

Robocop

Kill Bill

Great gatsby

Pulp Fiction

Indiana Jones

>short round is now the main character

Bold twist

Citizen Kane