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Preston

>azor ahai is the legend of an extremist death cult that burns people alive
>jontards unironically want Jon to end up being this hero because they want their favourite character to be the Chosen One Hero Jesus, even though this goes against everything GRRM believes in and has said he fundamentally disagrees with everything his character Melisandre talks about

kek, angry jontards are the best

angry danyfags...that's a whole other story

DAILY REMINDER

R+L=pic related

>Sup Forumsfags still haven't left

youtube.com/watch?v=6SOhwrjkso4

While dual-wielding was a silly idea to begin with, they made it look really good. I was impressed and hyped.

HOWEVER: WHY DOES EDDARD LOOK SO INBRED?

How many more episodes are going to end with people worshipping Dany the STRONK WOMYN after she liberates people from the evil men? 10? 20?

Where were you when Dany became Felishitty-tier?

Preston should do general Sup Forums and cinema reviews now that RLM went full reddit

>angry

Ain't even mad. If Azor Ahai Jon goes on a slash and burn rampage through Westeros I'd be quite happy m9

>GRRM believes

Literally irrelevant

Any stannisfags left? You delusional faggots were hilarious.

Cause he is, both the character and the actor (cause bong genes)

>arrowfags still haven't left

right + left = dragon eggs?

Not a lot of poeple to breed with in teh north
Or maybe it was the sun in his eyes giving that strange look.

And yeah Arthur Dayne showed he was the best fighter of all times right there

Can anyone explain to me why this mad cunt didn't get asphyxiated?

so who is this faggot and why is everyone talking bout him

>Ramsay is what happens when autists cure their autism

I think this was answered earlier. Eleven more scenes. At least.

>literally retarded

EVEN if she was fireproof - grrm says she isn't - she still has to breathe.

>nuclear warhead fall on top of her
>b-but targ are heat resistant so obviously she won't die!

you have to go back faggot

say it with me
>FEMALE
>POWER
>FANTASY

All fine wine takes time to taste good, user.

Why don't Stannisfags just kill themselves?

it was a YOU GO GURL moment

They've been a lot quieter since Brienne spoke so maybe they have

>i-i-i'm a strong woman!

>The latest episode is 9.5 on IMDB
Please tell there's something wrong with me, not the normies.

killing yourself over a tv show seems a bit harsh, don't you think?

He's Sweetrobin IRL

I proudly dropped the show. Congratulate me, faggot.

Brienne will do it for them but they'll insist they survived for a year.

reminder that there are only three valid schools of theorythought allowed on /got/

>The Preston school
Prophecy and magic are bullshit, peace is the key. GRRM is a hippie so stop trying to make this Lord of the Rings.

>The Contrarian school
Daario is most definitely Euron, Jon is Ned's son...and maybe Lyanna's. Dany is Sauron, and Theon Greyjoy is Azor Ahai Reborn. Unlearn what you have learned, and accept the subtle but unexpected truth.

>The Nihilist school
The Others are the heroes. They built a Wall to keep the scum of humanity away, but the villainy of man has forced their hand, and it is now their duty to wipe out the plague of humanity...before they wipe out life itself. Winter is Coming, and that is how life will live happily ever after.

>people discuss him/his vid in half the threads
>HURR WHO IS THIS WHICH PLANET ARE WE ON RIGHT NOW?

If you don't like it fine call him shit or whatever, but I don't get your "who is he?" meme.

I'm excited that Varys may get btfo a little next episode.

Because that would make too much sense.

First for one of the only four good characters left on the show, the rest being Jaime, CIA and Ramsay.

mary sue

Clinical autism does it to you.

>Promise me Ned, Shieeet

yeah, so what?

you're watching a fantasy show

with jon it's just male power fantasy, and that's fine

Nothing stops the GOT train. We are virtuous pilgrims in an unholy land.

So, D&D just accidently made so many mistakes with the letter that it now seems like it wasnt Ramsays, when it actually is 99,99%.

Jaime's a little bitch in the show

realy?
i just dont lurk this shit too much and i dont know who he is chill dude
it's kinda funny too

>fantasy show

That is not the fucking point though. They never even had any development to point out they were even distant, in the show for certain, in the books, minimal.

Keep reading lines and lines of George RR Martin's breakfast menu fantasy and then squeal when two characters who's relationship has never been shown once on screen get together again, and then maybe pick up a book with real characterization when you get the chance. Fuck this place has gotten full of reddit fanboys.

oh she knows
i think this red priestess think that Dany is Azor Ahai

>realy?
yea realy

They've all moved on to Mary Sue-ing even more irrelevant characters like Aegon and Darkstar.

> Jaime

Have you been watching the show or are you thinking of the books?

>it has draghuns so there doesn't have to be any logic whatsoever!

REMINDER: Salsa is a retard who thought marrying into her enemies was a good idea. Now watch in disbelief as she becomes CIA tier politician through the power of Ramsay's cock.

What if I'm only here to discuss waifus?
There's too many of us to be called contrarian.

What will be the next penis joke? I'm betting on pod the rod humiliating tormund

What is Tyrion doing?

>manlet
>power fantasy

like the actor? i dont quite believe

Shut up Ser pounce fag, your character appeared in only one episode.

CIA always has several plots running alongside each other to make sure at least one of his parallel plans pan out

so no big deal for him

Same thing with Theon. They had one fucking scene together before season 5 and they just stood while Robert and Cersei came to Winterfell.

I'm here to give unsolicited opinions on Israel.

>Preston School
>no "ancient aliens"

power fantasy for other manlets

That is what happens when people ask for a plot of some sort. Writers come up with a plot. Writers.

Varys is back in his Westerosi robes. He was seen filming with Sibel, who everyone is certain is just part of a dream. Varys was wearing the Volantis costume then. So I guess he also just part of Tyrion's visions at that point as well?

Trying to invent capitalism by the looks of it. He really is a monster demon monkey thing.

How? She's full of anger right now.
Next episode she'll spit on CIA nd get BTFO by his charisma like always.
Then Jonny boi will save her. (duel between CIA and Jon?)
Good ending at winterfell.

he looks like she make his cock grow back, and her smug face fits.

VARYCTARION VOLCANO-COCK HYPE

No, he's Sweetrobin.

I like show Jaime, except for that incredibly out of character rape of Cersei in season 4.

hella fucking epic

>He was seen filming with Sibel,
r u serious

Yes. He could still come back

Getting himself killed.

...

Will we ever see sans adopt the powerstance?

CIA is fucking retarded as well. He gave away Sansa so that Cersei would let him invade the north. But he already had the men to invade the north and could have just lied to Cersei.

which school is R+L=J?

what the fuck do you mean he is an actual fictional caracter?

youtube.com/watch?v=BF2gqnFha7U

Jon Snow sits down at the table
Jon: ''Well it's finally happened''
Sansa:''What's happened?''
Jon snow starts flailing his arms around
Jon: ''I told myself this WOULDN'T happen''
Brienne:''Would you just tell us already?''
Jon: ''That guy who does the bastard gimmick like me, Ramsay? He just sent a letter''
Tormund stands up and raises his hands while looking down at the table
Tormund: ''HE SENT A LETTER? GET OUT''
Jon snow raises the letter in his hand
Jon: ''He sent a letter!''
Podrick: Well what does it say?''
Jon: ''Says he's mad about the wildlings, he's got my brother, and he chopped off his dog's head!''
Tormund: ''Well did he send the head?''
Jon: ''Nope, no head!''
Tormund: ''Wait wait wait so you're telling me he sends you an angry letter saying how he killed your brothers dog, and he doesn't send the head?''
Jon:''I know!''
Podrick:''What's this world COMING to!''
Sansa:''Well what do we do?''
Jon: ''How many men do you have Tormund?''
Tormund: ''Well I had my friend Mance Sackamano but he's on vacation''
Jon: ''What do you mean?''
Tormund: ''You know he was tired of chilling out in the ice''
Tormund winks at Jon snow
entire table: ''OOOOOHHHH.''

So Robin is pretty much Joffrey, except not as vindictive and fucked up and actually controllable right?

Why did Jon need Sansa to convince him to try reclaim Winterfell AFTER he already decided he was going south AND after the pink letter?

Thoros of Myr is in the North and he brings Stannis back

>kissing a prostitute
tainted

fake and also damn you really hate women dont you...faggot

If Brienne didn't burn his body maybe. (Stannis Mad King of the Night Watch?????)
But i think the Bolts-On! did that with all the dead of the battlefield.

Nice cancer.

Also,
>that body

Are you guys just kidding around or do you genuinely mad at modern GoT?

I'm actually taking all the rant seriously. I'm really pissed off. It's pretty much droppable if it keeps that pace.

The whole show should turn into a sitcom starring Tyrion and Varys going around Slaver's Bay quipping

>Jon's worry list

my fucking sides. Haven't laughed that hard in awhile

>9645: Cleganebowl
>9649: Sansa was mean to me
>9654: Eastwatch-by-the-Sea
>9655: The Shadow Tower

I hate Dany as much as the next guy, but the music that plays whenever there's a "brown people accept their white mistress" is fucking awesome

Lets not get carried away. I said CIA tier, not CIA himself.

screencap this

the normie retards who cares about shit characters. Not allowed on /got/

try reddit they're mad about that shit.

Wait is this a thing? I don't come into these threads normally or pay attention to the fandom. I've always had a half thought that ASoIaF might secretly be taking place in a scifi world. Like they're on some sort of ringworld or something.

It's all Dark City except the setting is medieval instead of late 20th century noir. I thought I was the only one in the world to have these thoughts.

But we'd eventually have to deal with Danny and the tards.

>9653: Should I stop sharpening Longclaw