Is there a single thing that was invented in an European country?

Is there a single thing that was invented in an European country?

Argentina

Nah we mostly copied and claimed it as ours.
Btw this thread was created by a european country.

Wait a minute...
That was your goal all along, wasn't it ?

argentina is white, WHITE!

Argentina has more people with french heritage than Canada.

You're white, you're also cultured, and classy. 10/10 Argentina, good job.

don't lie to him

Oh it seems I offended number 3...

what does it mean?

Nothing m8 I'm just shitposting

huh? who's number 2?
and don't tell me French Guyanne because that shithole is full of hindians

1° Argentina
2° Guiana
3° Canada

sorry boyo..

10 comments and not a single invention by an European.

Truly the shittiest continent.

British Only in this list
Soda water: Joseph Priestley, 1772
Hydraulic press: Joseph Bramah, 1795
Steam engine: Richard Trevithick, 1801
Glider: George Cayley, 1804
Tension-spoked wheel: George Cayley, 1808
Tin can: Peter Durand, 1810
Modern fire extinguisher: George William Manby, 1818
Electric motor: Michael Faraday, 1821
Waterproof material: Charles Macintosh, 1823
Cement: Joseph Aspdin, 1824
Passenger railway: George Stephenson, 1825
Lawnmower: Edwin Beard Budding, 1827
Photography: William Henry Fox Talbot, 1835
Electric telegraph: Charles Wheatstone & William Cooke, 1837
Chocolate bar: JS Fry & Sons, 1847
Hypodermic syringe: Alexander Wood, 1853
Synthetic dye: William Perkin, 1856
Bessemer process: Henry Bessemer, 1856
Linoleum: Frederick Walton, 1860
Sewage system: Joseph Bazalgette, 1865
Modern Torpedo: Robert Whitehead, 1866
Telephone: Alexander Graham Bell, 1876
Light Bulb: Joseph Swan, 1880
Steam turbine: Charles Parsons, 1884
Safety bicycle: John Kemp Stanley, 1885
Pneumatic tyre: John Boyd Dunlop, 1887
Thermos flask: Sir James Dewar, 1892
Electric vacuum cleaner: Hubert Cecil Booth, 1901
Disc Brakes: Frederick William Lanchester, 1902
Stainless Steel: Harry Brearley, 1913
Military tank: Ernest Swinton, 1914
Television: John Logie Baird, 1925
Catseye: Percy Shaw, 1933
Jet Engine: Frank Whittle, 1937
Electronic programmable computer: Tommy Flowers, 1943
Hovercraft: Christopher Cockerell, 1953
Automatic kettle: Peter Hobbs, 1955
Float Glass: Alastair Pilkington, 1959
Hip Replacement: John Charnley, 1962
Carbon fibre: Royal Aircraft Establishment engineers, 1963
Collapsible baby buggy: Owen Maclaren, 1965
ATM: John Shepherd-Barron, 1967
World Wide Web: Tim Berners-Lee, 1989
Wind-up radio: Trevor Baylis, 1991
Steri-spray: Ian Helmore, c. 2008

>Britain
>Europe

Netherlands
Microscope
Telescope
Pendulum clock
Mercury thermometer
Audio tape
Video tape
CD
CD-ROM

France
Adding machine
Pressure cooker
Hot air balloon
Parachute
Submarine
Ambulance service
Photography
Airship
Helicopter
Animation
Cinema

Austria-Hungary

Remote control
Belgium

Newspaper
Saxophone
Czech Republic

Soft contact lenses
France

Adding machine
Pressure cooker
Hot air balloon
Parachute
Submarine
Ambulance service
Photography
Airship
Helicopter
Animation
Cinema

Germany
Printing press
Newspaper
Clarinet
Pocket watch
Automated calculator
Light bulb
Microphone
TV
Petrol/gasoline & Diesel engines
Automobile (+engine, differential gear...)
Parachute (bagged)
Motorcycle
Jet engine
LCD screen
Walkman

Italy
Glasses
Viol and cello
Mechanical clock
Violin
Thermometer
Barometer
Piano
Telephone
Radio

Russia
Parachute (knapsack)
Tramway (electric)
Radio (receiver)
Tube TV
Helicopter

Sweden
Astronomical lenses
Dynamite

Switerland
Comic strips
Wrist watch

/thread

>Netherlands
Who?

>Microscope
Invented by Persians.

>Telescope
Invented by Persians.

>Pendulum clock
Taken over by Japanese watches.

>Mercury thermometer
Dangerous, caused many deaths.

>Audio tape
>Video tape
>CD
>CD-ROM
>2017
>Physical media

>France
Are they getting invaded, or just having a revolution followed by 25 more years of anarchy?

>Adding machine
Primary school students can add with their minds.

>Pressure cooker
>French food

>Hot air balloon
See pic.

>Parachute
Invented by the Chinese.

>Submarine
Invented by the Chinese.

>Ambulance service
Invented by early civilizations. "Rediscovered" by the greatest French "mind" in history.

>Photography
>2017
>Not using digital

>Airship
See pic

>Helicopter
Invented by the Indians.

>Animation
Invented by Argentina.

>Cinema
Invented by Argentina.

>Austria-Hungary
1000 years of Hapsburg domination reduced to this.

>Remote control
>2017
>Not using WiFi.

>Belgium
The joke from history.

>Newspaper
>Physical news.

>Saxophone
>Non-electronic music.

>Czech Republic
Who?

>Soft contact lenses
Europeans don't know what lasik is.

>France
There aren't enough relevant countries in Europe, you must repeat.

Every "country" you just listed is a U.S. state you stupid faggot.

Crossbow

Some of the worst Canada-tier banter I've ever seen in this board.

No wonder you couldn't even take The Falklands.

Chav slags.

>Safety bicycle

We do like a good cycle these days.

Italy
Pizza

Spain
The fucking mop......


I want to kill myself.

*sneakily spit in his beer*

Best post.

...

absolutely class chebs

I have to say, this is a very good post

submarine
electronic calculator
guitar
autogyro
disposable hipodermic needle
cigarette
microsysmographer