Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Be faster than Sachi.

you're doing gods work user
party pooper
'night shino
now play TERA on dekstop

Iowa claimed

>claiming yume

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Claimu
Stuff like that is always adorable, how cute would Nonon be in glasses?

Nah, maybe on my days off if my friend asks me to.

Give me some of that loli lovin shit bitch

Did the fire department stop by?

B

bwhuh the christ

clamping asuka B

nothing can compare to best ship's grace.

I wouldn't have lost to you hadn't it been for that meddling captcha
(You)me
yes

Claiming Nonon!

She would be cuter and nerdier than a band geek can be.

Eh? Me not wanting to strip in no way stops your party.

That's true~ what's the worst that can happen. I'll get right on it.

I'll be sure to keep it in the back of your head~
Yeah I believe in ya haha. Keep me updated on how it goes though, okay?

I'll check it out.

That would be Nui in Junko Enoshima's outfit.
I've seen multiple pictures like that. They are alike after all.

Hmmm?

What's ERP and RP?

At least my waifu is alive
Mako:
>cute
>goofy
>nice
>tomboyish
>caring
Let's see Nui:
>Cute
>a total bitch
>Dead
>missing limbs
>missing organs
>lesbian

Yeah i think mako is better considering this list

>New Hanako pics

Thank the Lord Almighty

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Best type moon claimed.

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Erotic roleplay is when you do cybersex with another person while roleplaying
RP stands for roleplaying, basically people roleplaying as characters they call their waifus

>Be better than Sachi at captcha
Got the thing for the next bread i bake.
Probably will be going to sleep soon so, not the next thread.
(Erotic) Role Play.

>lesbian
>implying that is a bad thing

Do I really have that much grace?

well, at least i tried.
lovely
fine then. the more the merrier though.
well fuck

>jenny

Mako is a lesbian too.

I should put Danganronpa on high priority then.

That the girl you mentioned before?
Glasses always look cuter on something cute. i don't know why.

Nope. Friend went to bed, plus, my laptop runs it at like, 10 FPS.

>Still a nobike

Very good, now once you strip all the way bare I can give you a nice massage~
Clothes just get in the way after all.

It means you're waifu isn't attracted to you.
No she isn't

B

fuckin brutal

are there more than 2 episodes out? cuz thats what I found

>>BRB Smoking

you've got no style
you've got no grace
This grandma
Has a funny face.

Theres the ultimate cute!

erp me

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
but iowa is pretty cute.

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Yes, it is actually. Danganronpa is amazing.

Mako has a crush on Ryuko.

>I can give you a nice massage~

That's weird. I was planning that later for Rin.

Not a lesbian?

>THE DARK LORD IS HERE
You can't hide from me you meme trash
But you said best boat so clearly you meant Iowa. Hibiki is also pretty adorable.

Saber claim
Yeah I cant sleep so I'm just browsing Sup Forums and posting here
Hello Shiki doing well?

Ha, of course you will. That goes both ways ya know. Gotcha, it shouldn't be too bad, hoping it's an easy fix though.

Godspeed.

Rest in Piece. Heading to warships then?

>daily offering

>implying they go on the date as a couple.
Groping women doesn't make you lesbian
They're friends, you dolt

I use a command seal on you

Strip

YOU WIN THIS TIME

Gee Iowa, why does your general let you have THREE basketballs?
I'm sure Run will love it

I want Nonon to wear glasses as fashion.

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No? There's at least twelve.

You too, user.

I decline.

>Orange

Melting in the heat but otherwise doing good, enjoying the Hoppou figure I bought.
>ship
>general
You had one job

>Touching a mans dick doesn't make you gay

Where? I don't see it.

Nah, think I'm just chill for the night now. Whatcha up to Breeki?

A back massage just sounds like heaven right now.. after all my therapy it would help a lot..

I can't see you as yandere.. that's out of character..
Plus you wouldn't wanna hurt me would you..?

Here
Have some legs
>i want to be a disciple of Yume

Well buddy I'm really hoping you'll be able to find something that can get you to sleep. Little sleep is real bothersome
I win all the time~
Because he knows that I can slam jam.

Step 1 would be not posting legs for ants.

Just making sure my queen remains pure.

Nui:
>Cute
>Playful
>Forever in my heart
>New shapeshifting limbs
>Could be Bi

Didn't Ryuko say something like "You're pretty desperate to swap spit with girls" to Mako at some point?
I'll check it out sometime.
I'm surprised there isn't any fan art of that.

Guess who just got unrestricted riders license

Sachii
>best waifu legs
are always welcomed
Gimme some bitchflakes I am hungry
Them!
I don't take disciples

>Black and White

Step 1 is to accept that you're waifu is shit and nobody likes you

>Not trips
Close but you're not my master
Got a picture of the figure? How hot is it where you're at. Back here its 110 average and my room is the hottest in the house
Cute image
Posting legs?
>

Good. it's really rad.
It's based on a game, a game available on steam. I've played it way too many times.

Sorry, I have generals, navy has admirals.
>Woops
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Ahhh-CUTE!
>That censor
Kek, what kind of threapy?

>You just relax cutie, let me take care of your body~
You wanna slam?
>Welcome to the jam!

Claim
Its been a while since I post in here
How are you doing to nigth

There's so little Non Nonon cosplay content.

Don't mind Mako user, he's trying to rustlev your jimmies

Nobike user? Rory? Barry?

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Yes you are.

Snek!

stop teasing me your people have destroyed my lady's homeland... TWICE. it's getting a bit humiliating
;w;

Spinal Adjustment therapy.. got a lot of stuff going on back there so for the next month or so ill be going through electroshock therapy and adjustments.. it hurts so bad..

Not just Snek,TOP SNEK

Sounds good. Just some music and searching around for info on Death Stranding, Kojima's upcoming IP.

>Pic
Wew lad, like it but a bit much don't ya think.

That's not something I'm capable of and it never will be.

You know what I mean
The only one with an active bike license

I'm planning on it~

But plenty here would agree Nui is a fine Waifu, Tats.
I'll probably watch the show first.
I'd say there's plenty of Nonon fan art. but yeah a lot of it is cosplay.

Mako never does anything but argue.

nice
>rattle rattle
they saw through it

Why thank ye kindly
EVERYBODY GET UP ITS TIME TO SLAM NOW
Well maybe if you gave up the first time we wouldn't need to take extra measures

>I haven't annoyed my friend with an abundance of Snek in a while
I should fix that.

Kojima? Assuming it's a game?

Rory, gotcha.

What was the name of that game?Plaining on play it

Sure hang on.
You!
Still better than being a drooling tumblr whale like you.
Where you army or chairforce?
Some of the boatfuckers here are navyfags and marines.

Dubs and all you're waifus have to rub they're puffy vulvas on my face!

Then why are you in those sexy night clothes? Hell, dont even have to use command seals on you..
You want it bad

The show and game are both good.
I watched the show first too.

Game? What game?

Nui:
>Moderately Cute
>Murderously playful
>mostly a Bitch
>ded
>still ded
>most likely les
Mako:
>Cute
>Silly
>playful
>tomboy
>caring
>sweet
>at most, bi
Ryuuko:
>Edgy
>rides motorcycles
>tough
>sometimes can be a bitch
>DEFINITELY FUCKING LESBIAN
Nonon:
>loud
>turn your music down I'm trying to sleep
>slutty regalia
>cute pink hair
Satsuki:
>eyebrows
>dominant
>rich

I accidentally linked to you
That was for shiki

Is it really..? I died laughing when I saw it.. sorry if it was.
>I honestly think i've already shared worse of our ship
And good.. I wouldn't like it either >~

>Rattle rattle
Yeah i'm going to catch some sleep.
Good night.
Or morning i believe for you.

I just got super pissed off at a song when i actually listened to its lyrics

Kill La Kill waifu:
>not good

You forgot crackwhore voice on Nonon.

due to my sleep schedule its like its night for me
have a good sleep shizuru
>rattle rattle

Gah, n-not true
Damn, what led to the threapy? Broken back?
Just remember, pain is weakness leaving the body! You'll be right as rain in no time.
One two, whatcha gonna do?
AIIIIIGHT?
Pink dress 2 cute
Marine tbh.
>Doesn't chair force have some airman thing?

A Dating game of a bunch of bunch of discapacitated girls,one had half of the face burned like pic other had no arms,other no legs etc
I know that it started here like a made up green text i think and then they did the ligth novel dating game

Scoliosis.. just bad luck and not much else besides that. I got a long way to go by the looks of things.

I enjoyed the show more than OPM to be honest, but this is true.

Good night.

Is it bad that her jap voice was one of my favourite things in the show?