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Anyway, who's everyone got? TKO for my waifu in the third.
Sebastian Clark
Waterson TKO in Round 2
Carson Robinson
how bout u go an fuck off my heem then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here
Samuel Russell
...
Isaac Garcia
Anyone have the video of him choking out Steve-O from Jackass
Matthew Sanchez
This a mismatch, Waterson in the first if women had any power
I'm glad however Daly needs to be cut as soon as possible
Connor Lee
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans
Nathan Gutierrez
>1month
Chase Green
In Envangelista Cyborg's case, what is the right thing to do, is it to leave his skull caved in?
Or do they do a surgery to pull the parts backout?
Hudson Bennett
depends on what gyms MVP has beaten desu
Jack Cook
For sure stop eating those cheetos, my guy. No need to be so jealous of people more successful and rich than you, my man.
Jayden Reyes
qtiest mma fighter coming through
Elijah Brown
>cuss words are censored
Michael Howard
10/10 in the UK
Lincoln Parker
they remove the cracked bone and put in some sort of plate i'd imagine
Yes it is. It consists entirely of psychotropic drugs. LSD (mush)RoomTech, DMT,Hemp Force fried lizard brain jerky. Also why it isn't cheap.
Tim retired because of drug testing.
Joshua Barnes
real question are their any like brain pills that are banned?
like if you had a pill that was like 'limitless' lite would it be banned?
Nolan Martinez
For sure stay in yor lane, my man. Schaub could easily be champ in the post USADA era.
Hunter Edwards
Did Zoe end up winning that fight?
Henry Cook
Absolutely based Bulgarian. Schaub bless.
Charles Davis
Pedo's out!!!
Cooper Taylor
...
Hudson Harris
NO
DELETE THIS
Gabriel Gutierrez
Hey guys,
So I've been reading threads and posts on here and the other site about how stupid Brendan Schaub is and how annoying he is. I've never felt the urge to listen to him before, but I finally got a chance to hear one of their podcasts and it wasn't that bad.
Brendan actually is very knowledgeable and I didn't find him annoying at all. He is pretty well spoken and seems like a good guy. In my opinion, he is probably going to be one of the main public MMA figures. I think he is a fair journalist and I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.
His partner Brian is also a pretty good and funny. I think overall they are a good show. I'm also read a bunch of toxic replies and comments on their youtube videos.
Am I missing something? Is there an inside joke?
Camden Walker
Genuine question lad The girl in pink apparently kneed her opponent in the face at some point
Ethan Green
how would you feel if this twink beat you up?
Jose White
>journalist
i know this is a pasta but i kek'd at that
John Long
>schaub's ears
He's that one guy at the gym who purposely sat at home and repeatedly smacked himself in the ears with his gi so he thinks people will think he is tough because of his cauliflower ears
Grayson Sullivan
turned on
Jordan Bailey
nah she just put her knee on the girls throat which is a legit move but she did punch her
i dunno wtf eddie is doing having 13 year girls in skin tight clothes rolling around on the floor playing twister
Justin Bennett
OR OR OR... he did mma for twelve years *gasp*
Carson Bailey
lol he did mma for 12 years? that long? wow he really is shit.
Austin King
how old are they?
Ayden Williams
5 and 6
Colton Watson
What did he mean by this?
Adam Perez
girls are maturing fast these days. no wonder paedophilia is so common
Connor Perry
>tfw watched one of joes watched joes stand up comedy and he wasn't funny
Ryan Walker
Exactly. Compare his ears to people who've been doing bjj for 20 years. There is no natural way he could have gotten that much damage in such a small amount of time.
Jayden Watson
it actually has a different name liking girls who are young but developed
Dominic Young
Is that Joe admitting he's a cuck?
explains his drooling behavior over big man, especially the black ones
Jacob Clark
Nah he wasn't very good at mma so his ears got fucked up more because he wasn't protected his head.
Sebastian Butler
DOLLA DOLLA BILLS, Y'ALL
John Nguyen
How do I Photoshop images to put another fighter's face over this chap's?
Dominic Hill
he's using our word to describe bill clinton i've been telling you lads, we can make this as mainstream as lolcats and rage comics
Samuel Jackson
12 years of mma is a lot. And it's only his left ear
Nicholas Martinez
when will Joe finally snap and go on a full blown cuck outburst in national television,praising Ngannou for 15 minutes?
Tyler Gomez
BJJ is a real martial art? Fuck y'all talkin 'bout. You cant fight if someone is on the floor trying to hug you. I always come out here swangin n bangin. Heart of a champion. Fuck y'all talkin 'bout. Black beast in this hoe.
William Flores
You just stick a plunger on his forehead and use suction to pull it back into shape.
Cameron Thomas
RARE
Brody Anderson
next event they should be in bikinis and oiled up tbhfamalam
Jose Kelly
conor pls
Carson Phillips
>pedophilic subcategories
theyre all gonna get raped to death in jail so it doesnt matter
Dylan Thompson
since he learned that shit he can't stop saying it. Remember in the podcast with Chael when they go on the supplement website and there's an ad with a juiced nigga and a muscular white guy but not as big as the nigga ? Joe went like "OMG look at the weak white man behind the gorilla, he's the small, why's there? This is some cuck shit"
Bentley Baker
Childhood is when you idolize BJJ. Adulthood is when you realize that Movement makes more sense.
Kayden Evans
he looks like serena williams
Cooper Jenkins
why do pedos go to jail? shouldn't they go to a mental hospital? or maybe a combo of the two?
Oliver James
>main public MMA figures. He doesn't fight anymore..
Charles Morgan
his midlife crisis is in full swing, spamming memes like this when you're 50 is pretty pathetic tbhwy famalamians
i mentioned this a few threads ago kek. with the way he's going, he will 100% start spamming pepe and shit on twitter
Charles Morales
George Foreman was Derrick Lewis' boxing coach. That's amazing, I didn't even know he coached.
Anthony James
Yeah... his grilling coach!
Logan Cox
People hate on success, it's how the internet is. It's full of jealous people. People get too blinded by the hate to appreciate Brendan's precise fight analysis and good humor on top of that also being an overall great guy. Bryan is just as good.
Chase Reed
it's universally known rogan is a closet case
John Rodriguez
Is MMA more deadly than boxing for the competitors?
In other words what is worse: getting repeatedly knocked down with the 10 second counts or getting punched after being knocked out?
Christopher Martin
I'm more successful than you irl is this the reason you hate the USA?
Brody Jenkins
it's rough being at the top, haters below
Adrian Parker
...
Sebastian Thompson
Will Weidman be a MW Hendricks? Former champion with skillset based in wrestling, but still good on the feet, Hendricks got fucked by USADA
James Rivera
Ephebophilia.
Alexander Clark
good job herb dean, took 10 years off weidman's life
Andrew Cooper
Schaub bless lads.
Nathaniel Bennett
rothwell bless
Juan Ward
retard
Jose Roberts
Schaub is one of those guys that is funny when heemed
Angel Scott
>implying Norway isn't a rare flag outside of Sup Forums
Ethan Price
>realize schaub is JUST a heem meme
current younger fighters don't even know who he is
Ethan Foster
The former , you can get knocked out and recover in seconds the recent doo ho choi stoppage comes to mind
Gavin Jackson
jesus christ herb
Matthew Morris
>implying norway is actually rare >implying norway spotting norway is witty
Wyatt Phillips
Ben was on steroids there, Schaub bless you friend
Samuel Sullivan
Would Jones beat Gustafsson without his PED's?
Logan Ward
>there are only 5.084 million Norwegians
damn
Jaxon Morgan
I don't hate on anyone, my man. You must be confused.
Lucas Lee
No Jon wouldn't have even been champ without PEDs. His legacy is built on cheating
Robert Green
Ok, Bulgaria
Wyatt Brooks
>there are 5x more people in Texas than in the entire country of Norway
