Three Cities for the Slave-kings sailing the Bay,
Seven Kingdoms for the First Men, Andals and Rhoynar in their castles of old,
Nine Free Cities for merchants doomed to die,
One Empire for the Dark Queen on her dark throne
In the Land of Asshai where the Shadows lie.
One Queen to rule them all, One Queen to find them,
One Queen to burn them all and in the darkness blind them
In the Land of Asshai where the Shadows lie.
edition
DANYCUNTS IN SUICIDE WATCH
Not bad
why do threads keep getting posted at the same time?
1st for based Jon creaming that busty redhead
STANNIS WILL RETURN
BRIENNE MADE SECRET PACT WITH HIM
preddy good
is that yours op
I just want to see Jon fill Sansa to the brim with his lord's chosen cock and seed, is that too much to ask?
Threadly reminder that Daenerys body double is CUTE
CUTE
I know it seems ridiculous but the way she so callously brought up killing stannis like that was incredibly strange.
>TFW your lord's autistic son wants to throw you to your death just for the lulz, while you have to put up with a manlet's banters
>1st
yeh.
Is Asshai more appropriate than Valyria? Asshai is where Quaithe wants her to go and is where the shadows are after all
and I think Dark Queen/Throne should be Dragon Queen but otherwise i think it's alri
i would kill cia on sight
Next episode is called 'The Door.'
Daenerys' past, parentage, everything is going to be revealed. 'The Door' refers to the Red Door of her dreams.
>rolls royce
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of the Moondoor.
>Stannis told everything to Brienne before dying
>Possibility that she let him live and lied about executing him because of that(doubt it, though)
>Brienne will tell Davos about Mel being responsible for Shireen's death
>Davos will kill Mel to avenge her
screencap this
Remember that if Stannis didn't kill Shireen then Ramsay would have had her right now.
was the red door ever even mentioned in the show? even once?
DABID
JUST DO IT IN THE SAME EPISODE DABID
When you play the game of threads, you (you) or you die.
My sympathies, my lord.
BRAVO
Red Door being her childhood home, or what she can remember?
The "door" can mean anything... door to the future, to the past...
"showing someone the door"
Theon, Vaerys, Grayworm triforce team up when?
/teamdickless/
how does brienne even know how shireen died?
eX-Men
>Be me, David Beinoff.
>It's 5:00 AM; my idea crayons as un-used as the day they were bought.
>The fat old man who wrote the series made Khaleesi get captured by some horse Arabs...
>And we adapted it. God forgive us, we adapted that part correctly.
>Now the only strong independent womyn in the show is a slave.
>And there seems to be no way to get her out of it.
>Dracarys could always come to save her... but the CGI would be too costly.
>Last year they could only afford 52 hooker asses to snort coke off from... Not enough.
>Realise that we might have written ourselves into a corner.
>Suddenly, I hear someone banging on the door.
>Open it.
>It's Dan.
>He is foaming at the mouth and screaming inarticulately.
>Slap him until he is calmer.
>"DABID", he screams.
>"DABID, RAPE DABID"
>Rape... Yes, the YouTube reactions would be glorious...
>"WHAT IF THE ARABS ARE ABOUT TO RAPE KHALEESI DABID"
>Slap Dan again.
>"We can't rape Khaleesi Dan for fuck's sake the feminists would go apeshit!"
>"B-b-but Dabid..."
>"What if the Arabs are about to rape Khaleesi and..."
>"And what, Dan?"
>"WHAT IF SHE THROWS A TORCH AT THEM DABID?"
>My pupils expand.
>"WHAT IF THE ROOM THEY ARE IN CATCHES FIRE AND ALL THE ARABS DIE?"
>"YES DAN BUT KHALEESI WOULD BURN TOO!"
>"NO DABID NO TARGARIES DON'T BURN REMEMBER SEASON 1?"
>My irises are barely visible anymore.
>My dicks is so hard it pops a vein.
>Fuck the idea crayons; cover my hand in the blood and write it on the fucking walls.
>End the scene with the Arabs praising Allah in front of Khaleesi.
>Nailed it.
"stannis told everything"
Are you even fucking reading senpai
The Happening = Confirmed
Starks = Snarks
Loras and Margaery = Beheaded
Daenerys Targaryen = R'hllor's champion
Jon Snu = The Great Other's champion
Cleganebowl = Not Happening
Winterbowl = Happening
Showdown at the Trident = Happening
TWO GODS ENTER ONE GOD LEAVES
GET READY
GET HYPED
Stannis told her about Melisandre, how she used her power to kill Stannis, and probably told about Shireen's death as well
It may refer to multiple things, but I think it refers to the Others using Bran's mind to enter BR's cave.
my sides
...
WEW
Is anybody here actually still a fan of the show or are we all just hate-watching it for keks?
nice digits
Also i'm holding out for the books so I can compare this show to them and decide if GURM sold out or not
im still hoping he's feeding them bullshit and is gonna release a completely different book
>Quads
Nice
Some scenes are pretty entertaining. Plus you know you're safe from book spoilers since the show is pretty much OC.
Cleganebowl and Azor Jon are one of the few things that keep me from dumping it
>Nobody will ever look at you the way Tormund looked at Brienne
Who is this Cum Commander?
>Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of the Moondoor.
Shoop it immediately, please.
I'm waiting for the Wheel of Time TV show to begin, that's an actual red-pilled series and not tumblrina nonsense
Depends. If Euron doesn't become lord of the iron islands then yeh. NIce qeds btw. I must admit, even though there's tons of shit that pisses me off, it's still.. without a doubt the best TV show i've ever seen.
DABID! FARTS DABID, FARTS!
>They're actually doing Wheel of Time
Oh fugg, I thought it was a meme.
very witty
The only reason i still watch this shit is because I already invested too much time into it to just quit now.
Also to have something to talk with people that I don't know that well.
why is every reference to stannis always about how shit he was? they really know how to trigger me
wait is that not a joke
are they really going to do WoT?
i loved the first 3 or so seasons, lost faith during season 5, just watching to shitpost now. No matter how shitty the show gets it will always be entertaining in one way or another
The plotlines set up from Book 5 are too different from how the show is going to be the same. The arcs of Cersei, Dany, Samwell, Jon, Bran, Tyrion, and Arya might turn out similar, but Theon, Davos, Sansa, and pretty much everyone involved in Dorne and Slaver's Bay are too far removed from the show, especially with all of the characters cut from or prematurely killed off the show like Victarion, Quentyn, Barristan Selmy, Stannis, Aegon Blackfyre, Jon Connington, etc.
The ultimate winner of aSoIaF and GoT might be the same, but the show and books will have to take different paths in the story to reach the same conclusion.
Finally we know why he's REALLY called "Giantsbane". Even they couldn't handle his package.
why is this worm so sad
Subtle, D&D
I love the show. I finally gave into the hype and binged watched all of the episodes in a week and now i have the wait a week for an episode like a pleb
please consider suicide
Should I read Wheel of Time so that when the series start I can be a smug bookfag?
Suicide?
Bit harsh, user.
>Wheel of Time show begins
>gets a general
>some GoTfag enters every general to talk shit
I look forward to it
no, dont waste your time until you know it will have at least one season, also its way worse than asoiaf
Feminist power fantasy the show.
Every episode they will remind you how evil men are.
>The khals wanting to rape a strong powerful women(Kelly C).
Every episode this season they will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
>Varys has no cock joke every episode this season.
>Jon snows small pecker joke last episode.
Every episode they will remind you how evil white men are.
>Ramsay being evil, killing white women and sending evil rape letter.
>The WHITE masters owning BLACK slaves.
Every episode they will remind you how weak white men are.
>Jaime,Jon,Kevan,Loras,Theon and Tommen all being weak little bitches until a strong powerful woman tells them otherwise.
Every episode they will remind you that men are nothing but BETA white knights.
>GreyWorm, Jaime, Jorah and Sam.
Every episode they will remind you how powerful woman are.
>Brienee talking shit about executing evil white man Stannis.
>Kelly C killing evil men, being portrayed as a goddess while being The smuggest of cunts.
>Sansa demanding Jon to take back WinterFell or she will take back WinterFell by herself, while Jon was being a little bitch.
>Yara going to rule the Iron Islands while saying how worthless white men are.
All young white liberal women see in her everything they wish they could be.
Saving all the brown people from themselves and their ignorant ways. (Slavery)
Sleeping with all the handsome men, and all of them desire her. (Jorah & Naharas)
She can't bare any children (White women don't like children or have them) but she has pet dogs to protect her. (Dragons)
She's has special snowflake powers no one understands, that she always reminds everyone about. (Fireproof)
She's what every leftist first world woman wishes they could be.
How about I listen to the audiobook of the first novel?
>he gets mad at tv shows because they remind him that women don't like him and he has a tiny pecker
Sup Forums, you are incorrect.
There's a board where you're allowed to be incorrect and people will agree with you though.
It's called
GRR martin is married to a femanist
Also you should change up your copy pasta, after the third repost everyone just skips your shit.
>Wheel of Time
>muh womyn magic
>implying it will be red-pilled
I find it entertaining. The writing is very sloppy at times (and it's getting worse) but I don't get bored watching it. I don't really care about it anymore though. I watch it like I watch New Girl or stuff like that. I don't feel emotionally invested in it anymore.
I kinda feel the same about the books though, to a lesser extent. The first three books/seasons are really good, then it's just ok. The show is really headed for Days of Our Lives script tier though.
I'm just here for the reaction images and bookshittery
what did they do to Loras??
Reminder Dany is the primary antagonist of ASOIAF
Reminder
R + L = 3 Dragon Eggs. Lyanna died laying them.
I wish, but it would be fucking dumb, especially because it doesn't really MEAN anything. And how the f did they end up in dothraki hands then?
The eggs were in Illyrio Mopatis hands, out of Pentos
Why do eggs have scales?
it's a dragon egg you dumb fuck
LOOKS LIKE TITS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
a very valid question, many animals have scales but their eggs are smooth. immersion ruined.
Why do dragon eggs have scales then? Chicken eggs don't have feathers. Are they described as scaly in the books or did they just want to make them look cooler in the show? I don't remember.
nth for actors
petrified stone or something
they're going to keep posting it as long as you respond., it's all in yours hands my man
HELLO villain!
>impresses people by performing "miracles"
>impresses slaves by freeing them and manipulating them to her cause
There are no slaves in Westeros. There's no one to free, only to antagonize. There's no 100k people gathered in Westeros to watch her perform some fire miracle.
She is being set up to lose, and lose hard.
>Littlefinger tells Robin to "come and see" when he brings him the gift
>the pink letter tells Jon several times to "come and see"
>Ramsays dick letter to Yara has a square yellow seal
>Jons letter is circular and red
If only people knew how right this was.
>the surface of the shell was covered in tiny scales
Yes. But the eggs are supposed to shine and be streaked with gold scarlet and bronze
I enjoyed this episode except for the dany scenes
>She is being set up to lose, and lose hard.
We all want to believe this, but no. It'd be more likely for Ned's headless corpse to be reanimated with Theon's cock for a head.
I fucking love it all apart from becoming apathetic to Ramsay scenes
>people are literally confused with that Dany scene
>''b-but how did everything catch on fire!?!?!''
How can people be this retarded?
>yfw Dany converts to R'hllor before leaving for Westeros
Would tumblr explode or just roll with it?
how does littlefinger know ramsay has rickon and killed his direwolf?
Your chart is bad and you should feel bad.
Care to explain rather than meme post?
Would be epn
so how did it catch fire then, reddit
>i'm holding out for the books
bruh, they're not coming out.
Bronze Yahn Royce leaked Ramsay's plans
Don't mind me, I'm just planning on filling Brienne up with my man juice so we can have a dozen giant killing babies.
the braziers had oil
the hut was made of thatched wood
do i need to explain what happens when you add fire to wood too, you dumb retard?