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brother, may i have some gimmicks? edition

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cara is a slag

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

7.5" peñis
Favourite position is doggy

worst gimmick

DAE oats???!?!?!?

any food man in?

literally me

wasting my 20's

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yeah here, I eat food basically every day, I'm mad on it

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Britney's kids turned out pretty normal considering she's using them in a video for a song about wanting to shag some guy

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no i was just too pussy to

*enters thread arse-first*

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THANKS TO MY PERSONAL TRAINERS FROM THE UFC, YOU MIGHT OF HEARD OF THEM. BIG THANKS TO ONNIT MCT OIL AND A FAT SPOONFUL OF BUTTER IN MY COFFEE EVERY MORNING FOR PEAK MENTAL FIRING. STAY NATTY FRIENDS

is Northumberland even like the typical North?

they didn't have any industry so it should be nicer

>britney still exists

fucking what?

i think it's important to either kill yourself or to make the most of your life

dudes let himself go

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pretending im back in uni, going out to 80's discos and having mates

you will have to be more specific

Statistically, most guys who claim to have a penis larger than 7" online are lying

>mother asking to borrow money
>70% wont even leave my bedroom for my own birthday

hmm

My brother has a swedish gf but theres some other sweish girl here whio isnt her, literal hasmultiple wedish girlson the go

lads

If a girl says "You look like my sister's boyfriend", does that mean she wants to marry me?

rape me

>swedish gf

He should bin the dyke

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it's a take a nap to feel better but wake up feeling worse episode

ah yes

yes

got told the other week that I did a lot of cum when ...cummed

can't tell if it was a compliment or a dig

PURGE PURGE JEREMY

i'm in a similar situation, your mom won't leave my bedroom for 70% of your birthdays either

REALLY don't want to go to work today but I went in yesterday and have to go in tomorrow so calling in sick would look suspicious

Wew
Shame her sister disappeared

I've got exams in a few days but I can't focus for the life of me. Any advice on getting my shit straight and focusing on this shit?

If I fail im gonna kill myself but even that doesn't push me.

whats your job

>tfw actually 6'2" master race and actually 7.5" long master race and white and there are hundreds of people on here who lie to roleplay as me

"The hardest part of any journey is the first step."

- Adolf Hitler

just had a crop done lads. barber cut off a bit more than I asked for but at least it'll save me going for a while. not sure if it's a good cut or a calamity 2bh

debating whether to let the gf know or whether to surprise

lol what a child. mMMNY Me exams are too hard waaa

warehouse work

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>tfw 5'10 and 8'' so I look like a pornstar

Stay mad lanklet scum

Norway gf is where it's at buds
Soon

rare nige

When you find out that a large portion of your medicine friends take ritalin, it really changes the way you think about society

based hitler. It's very true sadly.

???
did you even read the post or are you trying to be funny?

the better half

never in my life have i replied to a leaf, yank or bruce

just couldnt stomach it

Which side of Nigel's face is his better half?

speed

do people really take pills for exams

did it happen back in A Level

just a ridiclojus ;problem; to have. very first world. exams arent important/ only girls wokty about them

Ordered a kebab cost me £7.50
Expecting big things

dem kids will see that raw cabbage some day from when mum was off her tits.
Also
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>feet out of frame

ggrrrr bloody Breamoners

>Blacks are the most athletic race
>Asians are the best race at math
>Jews are the best race at business and legal studies
>Arabs are the most moral race
>Hispanics are the hardest workers

Why do white people call themselves the "master race"?

One on the left looks like a posh uni educated pretentious chap.

One on the right looks like a "There's no fuckin' black in the Union Jack" football hooligan who drinks eight cans of Carlsberg a day.

literally cant comprehend how

even a massive naan with everything in would struggle to scrape a fiver

amphetamine (speed)

they are important when i'm paying 9k :^(

know a girl who looks like nige

right

surely having something that firmly entrenched in your battycrease is uncomfortable?

unbelievable narcissism

Because they're the all-rounders and have become master of society

because we're a mixture of all of those things

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how can amerifags even venture into the cities there when they're so violent??

seems even the first wrong turn down some random backstreet and before you know it you're literally in Mogadishu (and not 'Little Mogadishu' in Stockholm or wherever it is where theres no actual serious crime just angry somalis who arrived in the last 10-20yrs attacking locals ... like actual multiple-murders-a-night violent)

its a side effect of wanking a lot

t. got told the same thing by a girl

she still swallowed my cum multiple times though haha safe lad saaaaafe boys haha xxoox

smirked at this one

>unbelievable narcissism

we win and they don't

'battycrease'

by not being a soft cunt

>>Arabs are the most moral race
>>Hispanics are the hardest workers

hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha good banter

anything else you want to tell us about yourself?

>unbelievable narcissism

I've heard good things about the kebabs, Thought i would give it a try.
But yes very overpriced.

>Perfect women don't exi-

lel

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so this is the famed 'watford' gap, separating the south of England (pictured here on the right) from the north of England (pictured on the left)

incredbile

2017 will be the year of sweet, heartwarming memes. Mark my words.
"Brother, may I have some oats" is only the beginning. Many more will come.

lol haha

Anal sex should just be called Cocktail

haha lel

fairly sure there are much more whites at the high end of the iq scale than Asians

Caption this.

Funniest caption gets a (you), exclusive from me.

it unironically does suck although most cities are fairly segregated so you can somewhat avoid it. don't know what you euros were thinking giving up your whitopias for multiculturalism.

someones been busy on reddit

i call it house work

if you haven't cummed inside a girl at least once in your life I genuinely feel sorry for you, especially if you're over 20

She's fucking good for a Brit

amazing that this exists in the richest nation on earth
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have you?