brother, may i have some gimmicks? edition
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cara is a slag
You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it
7.5" peñis
Favourite position is doggy
worst gimmick
DAE oats???!?!?!?
any food man in?
literally me
wasting my 20's
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yeah here, I eat food basically every day, I'm mad on it
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Britney's kids turned out pretty normal considering she's using them in a video for a song about wanting to shag some guy
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no i was just too pussy to
*enters thread arse-first*
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SET A FUCKIN RIP UP, SIT HER DOWN, AND PULL HARD FOR A FULL TOKE WE'RE GOING OLD SCHOOL IN A BIG WAY. BIG THANKS TO MUSCLEPHARM AND ONNIT (Patent Pending) HORMONE ACCELERATION AND EVOLUTIONARY STEP PROCESSING. VAPE HARD WHEN IN DOUBT AND DON'T SMOKE, BLOW A FAT CLOUD THOUGH WHEN YOU'RE IN THE WRONG WAY.
THANKS TO MY PERSONAL TRAINERS FROM THE UFC, YOU MIGHT OF HEARD OF THEM. BIG THANKS TO ONNIT MCT OIL AND A FAT SPOONFUL OF BUTTER IN MY COFFEE EVERY MORNING FOR PEAK MENTAL FIRING. STAY NATTY FRIENDS
is Northumberland even like the typical North?
they didn't have any industry so it should be nicer
>britney still exists
fucking what?
i think it's important to either kill yourself or to make the most of your life
dudes let himself go
pretending im back in uni, going out to 80's discos and having mates
you will have to be more specific
Statistically, most guys who claim to have a penis larger than 7" online are lying
>mother asking to borrow money
>70% wont even leave my bedroom for my own birthday
hmm
My brother has a swedish gf but theres some other sweish girl here whio isnt her, literal hasmultiple wedish girlson the go
lads
If a girl says "You look like my sister's boyfriend", does that mean she wants to marry me?
rape me
>swedish gf
He should bin the dyke
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it's a take a nap to feel better but wake up feeling worse episode
ah yes
yes
got told the other week that I did a lot of cum when ...cummed
can't tell if it was a compliment or a dig
PURGE PURGE JEREMY
i'm in a similar situation, your mom won't leave my bedroom for 70% of your birthdays either
REALLY don't want to go to work today but I went in yesterday and have to go in tomorrow so calling in sick would look suspicious
Wew
Shame her sister disappeared
I've got exams in a few days but I can't focus for the life of me. Any advice on getting my shit straight and focusing on this shit?
If I fail im gonna kill myself but even that doesn't push me.
whats your job
>tfw actually 6'2" master race and actually 7.5" long master race and white and there are hundreds of people on here who lie to roleplay as me
"The hardest part of any journey is the first step."
- Adolf Hitler
just had a crop done lads. barber cut off a bit more than I asked for but at least it'll save me going for a while. not sure if it's a good cut or a calamity 2bh
debating whether to let the gf know or whether to surprise
lol what a child. mMMNY Me exams are too hard waaa
warehouse work
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>tfw 5'10 and 8'' so I look like a pornstar
Stay mad lanklet scum
Norway gf is where it's at buds
Soon
rare nige
When you find out that a large portion of your medicine friends take ritalin, it really changes the way you think about society
based hitler. It's very true sadly.
???
did you even read the post or are you trying to be funny?
the better half
never in my life have i replied to a leaf, yank or bruce
just couldnt stomach it
Which side of Nigel's face is his better half?
speed
do people really take pills for exams
did it happen back in A Level
just a ridiclojus ;problem; to have. very first world. exams arent important/ only girls wokty about them
Ordered a kebab cost me £7.50
Expecting big things
dem kids will see that raw cabbage some day from when mum was off her tits.
Also
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>feet out of frame
ggrrrr bloody Breamoners
>Blacks are the most athletic race
>Asians are the best race at math
>Jews are the best race at business and legal studies
>Arabs are the most moral race
>Hispanics are the hardest workers
Why do white people call themselves the "master race"?
One on the left looks like a posh uni educated pretentious chap.
One on the right looks like a "There's no fuckin' black in the Union Jack" football hooligan who drinks eight cans of Carlsberg a day.
literally cant comprehend how
even a massive naan with everything in would struggle to scrape a fiver
amphetamine (speed)
they are important when i'm paying 9k :^(
know a girl who looks like nige
right
surely having something that firmly entrenched in your battycrease is uncomfortable?
unbelievable narcissism
Because they're the all-rounders and have become master of society
because we're a mixture of all of those things
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how can amerifags even venture into the cities there when they're so violent??
seems even the first wrong turn down some random backstreet and before you know it you're literally in Mogadishu (and not 'Little Mogadishu' in Stockholm or wherever it is where theres no actual serious crime just angry somalis who arrived in the last 10-20yrs attacking locals ... like actual multiple-murders-a-night violent)
its a side effect of wanking a lot
t. got told the same thing by a girl
she still swallowed my cum multiple times though haha safe lad saaaaafe boys haha xxoox
smirked at this one
>unbelievable narcissism
we win and they don't
'battycrease'
by not being a soft cunt
>>Arabs are the most moral race
>>Hispanics are the hardest workers
hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha good banter
anything else you want to tell us about yourself?
>unbelievable narcissism
I've heard good things about the kebabs, Thought i would give it a try.
But yes very overpriced.
>Perfect women don't exi-
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so this is the famed 'watford' gap, separating the south of England (pictured here on the right) from the north of England (pictured on the left)
incredbile
2017 will be the year of sweet, heartwarming memes. Mark my words.
"Brother, may I have some oats" is only the beginning. Many more will come.
lol haha
Anal sex should just be called Cocktail
haha lel
fairly sure there are much more whites at the high end of the iq scale than Asians
Caption this.
Funniest caption gets a (you), exclusive from me.
it unironically does suck although most cities are fairly segregated so you can somewhat avoid it. don't know what you euros were thinking giving up your whitopias for multiculturalism.
someones been busy on reddit
i call it house work
if you haven't cummed inside a girl at least once in your life I genuinely feel sorry for you, especially if you're over 20
She's fucking good for a Brit
amazing that this exists in the richest nation on earth
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have you?