Chris Evans looks fairly impressive

Chris Evans looks fairly impressive.

Until you put him next to someone genuinely attractive.

Reply to this post and you'll have sex with a hot woman this week

dchomos

Every week about 4x a week friend.

Seriously. He looks so average.

Is Henry Cavill's hairline the LeBron James of film?

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Chris Evans is like a nice guy who got jacked.

Henry Cavill is a God among men.

When he was shirtless in MOS, the women in the cinema literally went "UGH".

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Bait

Britbong vs American who presumably descended from exiled Britbongs.

Either way, I don't know where I'm going with this.

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did anyone really think an amerimutt would be close to anglos, people molded by god herself?

Who's next to get CAVILL'D?

You cant win

Going by the pic on the left, Cavill would've made a convincing Zod.

acting ability and portfolio aside, cavill is way better looking

>You will never be a superhero :(

meh why not

his new girl

Evans is a jew. Balding guy is white.

If he doesn't stop he'll go full Brosnan

I guess you have to win the faggotry contest when everything else fails.

agreed

Evans hairline is worse than Cavills

i didn't even realize henry was that big till i saw that scene in man of steel where he steals some clothes he's fucking huge

facial features wise, there's not even contest: evans' nose is shit tier, while cavill's jawline and checkbones are model tier.

but women care about beauty only a fraction of what men's do. only a theoretical female Sup Forums poster would be able to solve this conundrum

Wasted quads

Evans isnt balding

Sure

are you blind?

There's no question that Cavill looks much better.

One of them has the personality and the other has the looks. Imagine a human having their combined traits

I doubt it

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS'EAD

GR8 B8

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>tfw I just realized I have Cavill-tier facial aesthetics and also black curly hair but with a god-tier hairline
Just need to lose some weight bros, I'm 5'9" and 168 pounds. 20 pounds less and I'll be a sex god!

henry is objectively better looking but only when he has a good haircut.

for some reason though, outside of films he has awful haircuts, which make his hairline really stand out badly.

You could just see the makeup on Evan's face.

LOOK AT THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS

fuck you faggot

if that's average we all must be abominations of mankind

Evans is a Welsh name although his heritage is mixed European. There's no sign of Judaism.

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CAVILL THE DRILL

yeah man also people tell me i look like johnny depp mixed with brad pitt all the time!

Both are balding losers. Both are closeted fags who have fag sex with each other's butts. Also Cavill is gay

I wonder if Henry Cavill browses Sup Forums...

You are just a fat spic, hang yourself.

>people tell me i look like johnny depp mixed with brad pitt all the time!
You mean your grandma tells you you're so handsome? Fuck off ugly fat fuck

>Both are closeted fags who have fag sex with each other's butts.
>Also Cavill is gay

>but women care about beauty only a fraction of what men's do.

Oh God this so much.
A good looking waiter will always lose to an ugly successful businessman.

I'm white you dick-loving impotent cuck

Both hairlines are pretty similar but it's interesting how Marvel decides to hide Evans hairline while DC almost manages to magnify Cavills

>>>>>>>'9

You're gonna get me banned again

>fat manlet swine tries to insult
Cute

That's what I said nigger

captain america vs superman, who wins?

cap gets his shield

He has a face that fits his character. He's supposed to appear trustworthy and innocent.

doubt

>manlet getting triggered
It's always the small people that have the
Short temper

>using spic as an insult

Ironic considering Evans is part italian.

how old are you?

superman flies to him instantly rips the shield from his hands and kills him in one punch would take about 1 second

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Italians aren't spics you fucking retard

his shield is vibranium in the MCU though

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pls i'm tired of being a virgin

ok

Demonstrably false. Evans isn't covering his up.

so? it's not Mjolnir nothing stopping superman from ripping it out of his hands with super strength

can't chance the possibility that you're a god and can make this happen for me

it absorbs all vibrations

Cavill is doing the comb-forward to cover up his receding temples.

Alright

how is this shit Sup Forums related?

U lie

>muh hairlines
fat manlets with small dicks, created this meme. Because the one thing they've ever gotten complimented in their lifes is their "nice" hair

t. balding

>the women in the cinema literally went "UGH".
not only the women senpaimily
I think all straight men doubted about their sexual orientation.

Gladly

Okay.

yes. but superman can grab it and take it from caps hands. spiderman literally does it in civil war

no repeating digits, don't get my hopes up

i'll take it

Please God

Captain America got injured by fucking shrapnel from alien grenades in like Avengers 1.

He is nothing without his shield.

Also, Man of Steel Superman actually kills people.

Man of Steel Superman would use his heat vision and permanently lobotomize Captain America's brain, turning Captain America into a retard since some of his brain lobes got burned off from Superman's heat vision.

>this bitter fag
Why are baldcucks so angry? Is it because losing your hair means losing your dignity?

If I reply to this post will you die?

noice m8

But can they compete against this guy?

I'll take what I can

This is bullshit but I have no hope otherwise.

ty user

Nigga looks stoned as hell

I'm a straight male but if I had the choice of fucking any woman in the world or being spitroasted by Cavill and Evans I would chose the latter.