Monkey Paw thread, every wish you make has a horrible down side to it

Monkey Paw thread, every wish you make has a horrible down side to it

I wish I had all the expansions for Catan

But you can only play with creepy incest uncle

I wish for another wish

I wish I could b-hop in real life

You become a trap

Shitt was worth the try

I wish I could make wishes with the monkey paw without the downside

I wish I could wave dash in real life

Every time you make a wish, there is a hidden down side, on of your family members commits suicide

That's still a downside, therefore the wish wasn't granted

I wish it would rain coffee beans from the sky

I wish I had the ability to fly

I wish I could get good at drawing

you must always rush b

you can only draw big black cocks

Shieeeeeet

your legs can't take the constant wave dashing and break after 5 consecutive wavedashes.

I wish I was good with ice climbers in melee

I wish I could die

you turn into a huge faggot

would happen even if it weren't the monkey paw granting you the wish

another random person receives all of the downsides.

I want to live in excruciating pain and die being ripped apart by wolves.

You will become blind while flying

You're good with Ice Climbers but if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep.

Reincarnated bitch

you die, but you can feel everything that happens to you from that point onwards. your corpse also attracts gay black guys to rape your corpse.

I wish she likes me back

The velocity of the beans are lethal. And anything made from it tastes like shit.

I wish that "If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight" cancer would die

OP said a downside.

coffee is radioactive

The coffee beans weigh 1 ton

She turns out she's a bitch and likes pegging.

I wish op wasn't a faggot.

Another variation of the same meme becomes a thing.

Another cancer will be born the moment it dies

OP now only attracts faggots.

>I wish I had all the expansions for Catan
Why don't you just buy them?

I wish i had happiness

She does, but she doesn't like you enough to keep her from cucking you

I wish everyone I love perfect health

You have no other emotion so now everyone thinks your a cunt during crisis, funerals, etc.

They turn into vegans who do cross fit.

Well they already try to change every life choice i make. So no loss really

You get torn apart but continue to live as long as your torn apart.

Really it would be a down side for the rest of the world.

no friends to play with

true true

The world ends and everyone dies.

I wish that I knew all downsides to wishes before I wished them

You will know the downsides of all future wishes, but you already wasted your only one

You can't use the paw anymore.

I wish at the snap of my fingers, turn any water I want into any alcohol

You have to wish that wish once you think of it, regardless of the downside

you can only wish for bad things

Athiest kill you as they are afraid it would confirm jesus' wine miracle

You get crucified

I wish I could sleep with any woman if I will it

I wish my dong was 9 inches long and 3 inches wide

You turn into a faggot, and are disgusted by women.

Your dick grows but you can never get erect again

You also get every std known to man.

That's a good one

I wish for Robin Williams as genie.

40 dollars a piece, hell no

He only grants wishes that benefit him

I wish I had a credit card with infinite amount of dollars I could use at any time without having to pay it back

checked

The credit card is invisible.

I wish all jews were gassed.

>every Jew you meet is extremely drunk and stoned

Your Hitler and commit suicide.

Wish was granted faggot, move on

Wish granted, you drown in cocks and semen

World literally bends and you cause the world to become unstable explode.

I whish Donald Trump makes America great again.
BTW, im mexican.

Granted

I wish I had all the dragon balls.

Making America great again means all whiteys move out and the native Americans are back on top

Doesn't that mean you just get to make a wish again? Then what was the point of the monkeys paw?

Means I get to make wish with no downsides. Sounds like a good wish to me.

i wish i was a little bit taller

Two more wishes, with no down sides.

You become a bit fatter.

You lose your arms and hands obtaining the dragon balls

i wish all jews, niggers, arabs, indians and chinamen dropped dead.

Umm, pretty sure if you had the Dragon Balls and didnt use them RIGHT AWAY then the Ginyu Force would obliterate you and everything you love.

Fucking idiot

They all drop dead, but every lost life is replaced by a Tumblrite with a degree in either woman's studies or gender studies

Your wish is granted, but only for any subsequent wishes. The downside is that you're actually out of wishes now, but if you had any there'd be no negatives.

Then I'd use them right away. Anyways I didn't wish for the ginyu force. Kek

Ha, jokes on you. no one takes them seriously anyway.

I could use one of my wishes for my arms and legs.

Damn monkey paw, you scary.

so he's Shadbase?

I wish I was an attractive, young white girl

only angry niggers find you attractive, you'll likely be raped and killed before the year's end unless you become neet tier.

I wish I could live forever as a human.

it doesn't halt aging and you become entombed in your ever aging body.

I wish everyone was dead

you become a gay nigger