Be a 26 year old virgin

>Be a 26 year old virgin
>Never kissed a girl either
>Feelsbadman.jpg
So how old are you virgins?

21 and its getting unbearable

Im 24 also never even kissed a girl

Lost my virginity to a fat girl at age 27. Keep optimistic

I had sex on my 15th birthday with the class whore. I'm curious, why do you guys have a hard time getting laid? Social anxiety, etc?

Lost my virginity the summer before i became a sophomore in high school. Can't believe you people grew up without social lives, wasting your youth away playing video games and being lazy. Makes me feel good about myself tho lol

Ive rarely left the house for 9 years. Havent left the house at all in just over a year.

level 32

17 years old, first kiss at 14 and first blowjob at 16 by gf

I always had to deal with that "I'm not ready for this" shit until I was 20. Stay hopeful bros

damn can't believe you losers exist

>be 19
>fuck every night
>100+ ez often drunk sluts

it's not hard, what your problem?

No need to lie on here bro. We all all virgin neckbeards

can you do a trick for us

Yeah that sounds about right

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have you tried greasing the walls so you can squeeze through?

Nah, speak for yourself. Dont you have an anime doll to go cuddle with? Perhaps mommy is bringing down another batch of pizza rolls to the basement? Be sure to tell dad how many kills you got on video games today, I'm sure he'll be proud. Tell your autism counselor I said hi!

haha no worries my man, just loosen up and try not to be so negative

21, virgin, kissed a few girls, only 1 when sober.

i don't meet any single young women and even if i did, i'd know they could do better than being with a loser like me

Jesus dude. Are you gonna be one of those fat dudes whose ass fuses with the couch, or one of them weirdos who looks funny at highschooler girls from the window?

>ITT: Social lives will get you laid.

Nah, broke my anti social lifestyle. Hell, even exercise every day. Still get same attention from people.

Most of the time they come off like they don't want to talk. Almost like becoming social didn't change a thing.

>try not to be so negative

That's the tough thing, everything sucks, everyone sucks. I'm a real gentleman.

25
I embraced waifus so im good.

>I'm a real gentleman

When will you inexperienced virgins learn this is not what it takes lmfao this isn't a 50's romance movie fucking spergs

sorry, turns out I'm a squib like the asshole on the right

Lost at 16 to gf. First kiss at 13 to different "gf".

It isn't that hard tbh just stop being aspie basement lords

>implying this could ever compare to having you gf come sleep over and having another human being to warm your bed at night
Cringe. Extreme fucking cringe

>Almost like becoming social didn't change a thing

That's because your fucking awkward. Your "social" attitude is just cringy and feels unnatural, probably reeks of 0 confidence.

what is the left chick from

Cringe masters

damn son, you're projecting a lot here

Im not even close to fat but I am the weirdo who looks at highschool girls

>LOL I can do things so it's not hard, losers

Well, if you can do something, it's probably not hard for you.
For you.

It's so hard to understand? Edgelords

>Almost like becoming social didn't change a thing.

you probably still have autism and don't even notice it

My hentaifu Kirie Kagarino.

That's it bro. Let it all out. We are all virgin losers here

Fuck in 20 in less than two months. What should I do?

>24
>kissed before, but virgin
well at least i'll probably be able to build myself a sex robot when i've finished my degree

Not projecting, I was the same way until the age of 20. Now I'm almost 23, doing really good after forcing myself to improve, got gf, not virgin (obviously), etc.

Im

>Cringe. Extreme fucking cringe
You sound very lonely

26 year old kissless virgin as well. Had my chance and fucked it up when I was 22. Since then I fucked up some more but nowhere near as bad.
We're not as cool as you, we don't even get trips.

nah u just dont no how to talk to people correctly, probably autism

maybe not, just be cool and collected act like nothing matters

>protip: it really doesnt matter

> I mean ok

What do you guys want then? advice? or are you here to just wallow in melancholy like an AA meeting?

why don't you just hire a hooker if you wanna fuck?

thank you

I just frankly don't understand. I don't mean any disrespect or "edginess." I'm interested what causes road blocks in someone's sexuality. I play hockey with this kid, he's like 19. He's not bad looking, really chill and actually charismatic - but still a lossless virgin. I wouldn't ask him "what's up" but I am really interested what causes these issues for young men in our society.

number c

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>calling someone else lonely
>owns 2 anime body pillow
Make up your mind

>you

What I was told to break the antisocial curse was to just talk to people. Just have a conversation. Seem interesting but most importantly be interested in them.

Exchange a few sentences and see where the conversation lead from there.

That's it.

because it's gonna look bad when you have to walk her past your parents to take her to your bedroom

masturbating is cheaper

and did you? ur suppose to listen and pretend to care even if you dont

these are social norms

> mfw 20 years old and my main was on Eredar
> mfw fucked 3 chicks since I turned 17


Feels good man, was a close call

the issue is women have standards that i don't meet

16
Have made out with a girl so far

c isn't even a number

got first kiss at 20
lost virginity at 25
but i got to stick it in her ass

ITT:complete spergs who have never seen a human vagina in person and most likely never will. Stick to the anime pillows buddy, just like your semen does

>all of you

>I buy apple

kek

Did that several times. I also must mention I don't seem energetic with my voice. Occasionally was told I sound monotone, but I can't catch myself on that since I don't know. Even when I pretend to be enthusiastic it's still hard to break.

The issue with most people here is they won't change themselves in order to be presentable , no girl wants a fat neckbeard

>c isn't even a number
C=100

FUKING XD HELL

It's too pussyfied.

18 kissless virgin
i'm gonna become a monk anyway

I think it's just straight up social anxiety. Maybe a fear that they'll say something wrong or spill their spaghetti while trying to talk to someone. Maybe a fear of being rejected.

Long ago before I lost the V card I had a crush on this girl and I wanted to pipe sooo bad but I was afraid she'd said no. I got close to her and became [FrIeNd ZoNe CuCk] and I didnt do anything about it because if she rejected me it would ruin our friendship on the off chance that sex might possibly come from it.

Later on I said fuck it and pushed my luck, luckily the girl I tried it on liked me back and ive been dating her ever since.

So yeah, fear, anxiety, or perhaps autism. Pick your poison.

I read that as "faag"

Don't have enough money

30 year old kissless virgin here.

I'm heading to a brothel in a couple of weeks to get it over with.


Don't end up like me, kids.

To me it's not about the actual fucking but getting a girl to accept you to fuck her without any other motivation than affection. If i can't even pull that off i'd rather die a virgin.

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

18 yo never kissed
the 1st time i tried to talk with a girl she friendzoned me

if i get to 21 and still virgin ill go to a hooker

> be 17
> fuck my friend
> noPussyOnlyAsshole.jpg

After years I still don't know If I lost my virginity or not..

degenerate piece of shit, no girl fucks a guy who smokes

i hope you fucking die a virgin, bitch

Became a 23 year old kv a few days ago. I did miraculously got a cute redheads number randomly because she though I was cute. We've been on two dates now but I just can't work up the nerves to kiss her at the end of the evening. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, but she's still talking to me for some reason. She doesn't know about my inexperience although I'm guessing she has a suspicion. I'm really not sure how to go about this. Wish me luck btards.

God damn. Now that's gonna bother me forever. I'll need to change the picture.

29 atm, next year in april Im gonna get wizard status. Looking forward to it, downt regret any thing. People tell me you live only once etc...so I rather do things I like until I get to that age I want to fuck. Hookers are always a thing...

these fucking degenerates are triggering me

enjoy your cancer sticks you aboslutely disgusting faggots i hope you all die

you are so latee, gl hf

Jealous of my waifus

That's a joint. I would never smoke those cancer sticks. Especially indoors.

the reasons you fail:

>be degenerate
>be a fake nice guy
>be a supreme gentleman
>be autistic

you failures

C U C K
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Yeah but if you put no effort into being physically appealing then don't expect much

this so much, when i'm no longer a virgin i'd have no issue with hiring a hooker, but i want to lose it to someone who isn't a proffessional

you must be very very very autistic cause honestly i know girls that would jump on your dick - keep rocking the shaved hair dude this shit will get you crazy pussy if you just get confident

Dude you can't be a cuck if you don't have a girlfriend/wife

17, never even held someone's hand in a romantic way. I guess I'm just scared of rejection.

Carry on, soldier. Semper Fi.

Honestly I have no idea. As far as I can tell I have no major deformities, am pretty fit, can dance, will finish my masters degree next semester and generally have a great live. So it's gotta be my personality but I never had difficulties making friends with people when I tried. I'm not super social but I know far more reclusive people than myself that had more success with girls.

why? you can learn something

you can do it bro! once you'll make it you'll see how not big of a deal it is

You should have just been a man and raped someone

In my case i am affraid to talk to any girl even if she is extremely ugly

Same man. Same. For me it's a mix of being to shy and girls showing limited interest in me.

haHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

samefag af

>girls love bald heads
>girls love smoking guys

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHASHUASHAHJAHAHGJA fukcing autistic faggot

my girl is laughing her ass off at you faggot

27yo virgin here
I have nearly 4TB of porn so don't feel sorry for me

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