Gf asleep on couch

Gf asleep on couch
Wat do

Get her a blanket and leave her alone.

Dubs, do it faggot

finger her ass until she wakes up

surprise her with a gym membership.

Remove her panties without waking her up. You're a fucking stealth master ninja spy now.
Provide pics when you have succeeded.

Go to bedroom. Photograph underwear drawer and sex toys. Post pics here.

kek

Yes. Also sharpie in pooper

Tempted to report for abuse, because that's a damn waste of dubs.

do the dishes and surprise her when she wakes up.

Spit on her!

Fug okay I'll leave her alone

MODS

OR DO I SHOVE IT IN THE POOPER

Dubs cancels out dubs!

Rolling against this suggestion and vote to photograph her ass from behind her, so you can actually see the crack.

No, she'll wake up. Boring and ends the fun.

blanket and leave her alone dude

do it faggot

Yes

lmao, this is godly also check my dubs

She has a massive blackhead on her arse.

Damn, got dubs... this is me: Do it.

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Holy shit rubble dubbs

Holy shit

Do you realise how lucky you are? Some of us haven't been laid in months! lol... moar close-up pics of ass for us lonely faggots...

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YESYES
and film her reaction

Pull thong aside a little...

shit, turns out her ass is ugly

i want to see her dirty panties

Pussy crack, mate. Basically, aim upper her ass but from a bit of a distance so you get her entire ass in the shot.

show us some of her dirty panties

Her "wtf are you doing"

Me "shhhh it's for slash bee slash"

Wake her up and make her do exercise cuz she's a fat cunt

Put the sharpie in per pussy then put your thumb in her ass. Post a pic OP.

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Feet

take a picture of your nose close to her asshole

pluck those long hairs out

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Rolling for an ass fingering.

Dog hair lol

kek

Holy trips fam.

draw pepe on her ass cheek

Rollin for this lmao

cum on her face

now delivah

post pics of pussy

Spit on her ass

why doesn't she have a blanket under her? Her skin is going to stick to that couch and it makes me angry thinking about it

Cum on her tits

does she cut herself kek

Much better! Love it. Are you able to spread her cheeks without waking her?

enough said...

Kek rolling for exercise. she's outta shape dawg

Dubs, better deliver soon

roll

shes an emo bitch but the pussy good
because yolo

like this

she asleep nigga

>because yolo
that's not a good enough answer! why would anyone want their skin to come in contact with a leather couch. Get her up and put a blanket under her, NOW!

Nice pull cock out n take pics with her in background

piss on her back

Op is too much of a fag to deliver

Oh shit

Shit on her feet OP.

Roll

pull out those hairs lmao

Don't cut her hair you mongoloid.
Are you high or something?

its not a girl hence the reason why op wont deliver

She rolled over

are u onision wtf, don't cut her hair just cum on her

Cum on her face

Take picture with your cock next to her

Roll

now soles?

she squirmin, gonna wake up soon

roll

Ass shot with spread. Try to make it seem like a regular grope, but secretly take a picture.

wake her up with your cock in her face, show the bitch who's the man.

wake her up, tell her shes fat and soft. Tell her that her new diet and exercise program starts today. FUCKING NASTY FAT ASS

Reroll for this.

Hover your cock between her tits and jack off. Try to cum on her face as soon as she starts to wake up

then let her suck it

dubs you gonna deliver?

Bump.

He or she, transsexual, alien or whatever, still is fat and is a fat cunt, now I wanna see some exercise

i need those soles OP

Let her sleep

cmon dude

Move her panties aside and take a pic of her puss. Don't be a wimp

Secretly feed her slim fast.

that's a dude's ass.

Reroll!

This.
rolling.

le roll face Kappa ecks dee