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Who?

why make a thread so early you retarded cunt

man don't care bout

creps check?

charli

Shagged a chubby bint the other day. As I was climaxing, I whispered delicately in her ear
>You disgust me
The look on her face lmao

where do they say barm cake? I want to move there.

>someone who fucks a 16 year old having known her previous years is still a nonce
shi

kmt educate yourself f.am

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FOY

my summer holiday

Who?

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new trend

bet it reeks though

>XOYO

what a dump

Had a dream I asked a 14 year old to marry me and she said yes

can i come

is drum & bass dead?

just remembered I threw away a hard drive with 7500 bitcoins on it haha

rasheed

>tfw no KA Fruit Punch snappy

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no bad mate no bad

i think i want to do an interrail trip lads. have a few places i want to do

found a hard drive with 7500 bit coins on it

Had a dream someone stole my car.

>ask a little girl if she would do sex with you when she's old enough
>she says yes
>have sex with her when she's 16

this is unironically acceptable to normies

gib it bak

For the last 20 years

feel genuinely sorry for those of you with sisters, knowing they have/are/will be getting shagged up the arse by a man at some point in their life

had a dream that i shagged my sister up the arse

yes x

wanna go to europe and pay some syrian cunt £1 to fuck his daughter lads

Can I come too?

Visit Gloucester Cathedral. My god when the choir is singing every hair stands up. Harry Potter too.

on my period

ama

had a dream where my sister shagged me up the arse

blokes don't have periods, consult a physician

had a dream that I took a picture of my arse and uploaded it to /brit/ multiple times

How is a raven like a writing desk?

punctured bicycle
on the hillside desolate
will nature make a of me yet?

FOB

had a dream i came in my sister's arse

my fucking god i just woke up i went to sleep at noon having done 3 grams of coke all night theres some seriously bloody shite in my nose right now hahaha

how do planes work?

Starting to believe that U2 are unironically the best band in the world.

Can't think of any more versatile and better than them. Bono is a genius.

had another testicle dissection dream last night

/brit/ should have a 9pm watershed after which we can post chebs and lewdness

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This is literally a performance we will all look back on over the next decade. Killed it in every way. Going to be considered the next MJ type name

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got shagged in the arse last night

>Go to the theatre
>Full of well-dressed white people
>Nigger walks in
>Dressed in hoodie with EU logo on it
>Smells like fucking shit

What is wrong with niggers?

dunno if my facial hair looks good or not lol

to be fair i feel genuinely sorry for your dad. knowing his son has/is/will be getting shagged up the arse by a man at many points in his life

smdh

reckon you're both the same person

Achtung Baby is one of the great albums desu

had a dream where my arse wasn't shagged

favourite german idealist

Pics

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>nigger

They're made of poop

in ìsland? I donbleeve it

literally saw only 1 black person while i was there, and it was a french tourist

The Sweetest Thing has to be one of the best love songs ever and it's not even close to being one of their best songs.

Blur

hello jamal muhammed

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nearly 20 and STILL waiting for the facial hair to appear haha

any day now

>sex

>ME AND THE LADS
>PARKLIFE
>CASUAL DRUG USE AND DRINKING IN THE GARDEN
>PARKLIFE

No thanks mate

techno techno techno techno

>Nigger walks in
Things that never happen.desu

my fucking god i just woke up i went to sleep at noon having done 3 grams of coke all night theres some seriously bloody shite in my nose right now hahaha

*waits until you turn your back to me*

>hello jamal muhammed

when i got an internship as a male prostitute i thought i just had to fuck ugly lasses
turns out i get my arse shagged by multiple old blokes

can recognise this one racist yank a mile off

tech house

seth rich leaked the DNC information to assange, not russia, and was assassinated for it

degener8s most definitely NOT welcome

>taking a holiday outside the UK

sort it out lad

this film is literally just an excuse to film young girls in their underwear

do NOT trust the turks

me in the middle

why does he think not wearing a top or socks is a good look?

seems like a twat 2bh

baffles my mind why a paki or nigger would post on Sup Forums of all places

mustang

The h3h3 Podcast - Michael Stevens (Vsauce)

fantastic post

had a bad experience on the motorway today

almost got side swiped by a lorry

shan't ever be going back on the m3

sally

> (You)
>bracing — and thoroughly timely — message whose power is further bolstered by the efforts of a stellar ensemble cast.

my arse

breakfast: big cup of coffee (which i drank while walking around the woods in my backyard with the dogger)

lunch: chicken flavored ramen noodles with ground hamburger, a soup made from the it separate, and a bud light

dinner: TBA

wbu?

bored out my nut lads

gf hasn't responded to my texts for 3 days

want my cummies tonight t bh

what should I wank to tonight?

Got a lot of uni work that I am procrastinating on lads haha lol lmao

>gf hasn't responded to my texts for 3 days

got some bad news for you lad

Lad, what the fuck are you even on about?

what are cummies?

the girls are pengs
and the film is ok