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why make a thread so early you retarded cunt
man don't care bout
creps check?
charli
Shagged a chubby bint the other day. As I was climaxing, I whispered delicately in her ear
>You disgust me
The look on her face lmao
where do they say barm cake? I want to move there.
>someone who fucks a 16 year old having known her previous years is still a nonce
shi
kmt educate yourself f.am
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FOY
my summer holiday
Who?
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new trend
bet it reeks though
>XOYO
what a dump
Had a dream I asked a 14 year old to marry me and she said yes
can i come
is drum & bass dead?
just remembered I threw away a hard drive with 7500 bitcoins on it haha
rasheed
>tfw no KA Fruit Punch snappy
no bad mate no bad
i think i want to do an interrail trip lads. have a few places i want to do
found a hard drive with 7500 bit coins on it
Had a dream someone stole my car.
>ask a little girl if she would do sex with you when she's old enough
>she says yes
>have sex with her when she's 16
this is unironically acceptable to normies
gib it bak
For the last 20 years
feel genuinely sorry for those of you with sisters, knowing they have/are/will be getting shagged up the arse by a man at some point in their life
had a dream that i shagged my sister up the arse
yes x
wanna go to europe and pay some syrian cunt £1 to fuck his daughter lads
Can I come too?
Visit Gloucester Cathedral. My god when the choir is singing every hair stands up. Harry Potter too.
on my period
ama
had a dream where my sister shagged me up the arse
blokes don't have periods, consult a physician
had a dream that I took a picture of my arse and uploaded it to /brit/ multiple times
How is a raven like a writing desk?
punctured bicycle
on the hillside desolate
will nature make a of me yet?
FOB
had a dream i came in my sister's arse
my fucking god i just woke up i went to sleep at noon having done 3 grams of coke all night theres some seriously bloody shite in my nose right now hahaha
how do planes work?
Starting to believe that U2 are unironically the best band in the world.
Can't think of any more versatile and better than them. Bono is a genius.
had another testicle dissection dream last night
/brit/ should have a 9pm watershed after which we can post chebs and lewdness
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This is literally a performance we will all look back on over the next decade. Killed it in every way. Going to be considered the next MJ type name
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got shagged in the arse last night
>Go to the theatre
>Full of well-dressed white people
>Nigger walks in
>Dressed in hoodie with EU logo on it
>Smells like fucking shit
What is wrong with niggers?
dunno if my facial hair looks good or not lol
to be fair i feel genuinely sorry for your dad. knowing his son has/is/will be getting shagged up the arse by a man at many points in his life
smdh
reckon you're both the same person
Achtung Baby is one of the great albums desu
had a dream where my arse wasn't shagged
favourite german idealist
Pics
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>nigger
They're made of poop
in ìsland? I donbleeve it
literally saw only 1 black person while i was there, and it was a french tourist
The Sweetest Thing has to be one of the best love songs ever and it's not even close to being one of their best songs.
Blur
hello jamal muhammed
nearly 20 and STILL waiting for the facial hair to appear haha
any day now
>sex
>ME AND THE LADS
>PARKLIFE
>CASUAL DRUG USE AND DRINKING IN THE GARDEN
>PARKLIFE
No thanks mate
techno techno techno techno
>Nigger walks in
Things that never happen.desu
my fucking god i just woke up i went to sleep at noon having done 3 grams of coke all night theres some seriously bloody shite in my nose right now hahaha
*waits until you turn your back to me*
>hello jamal muhammed
when i got an internship as a male prostitute i thought i just had to fuck ugly lasses
turns out i get my arse shagged by multiple old blokes
can recognise this one racist yank a mile off
tech house
seth rich leaked the DNC information to assange, not russia, and was assassinated for it
degener8s most definitely NOT welcome
>taking a holiday outside the UK
sort it out lad
this film is literally just an excuse to film young girls in their underwear
do NOT trust the turks
me in the middle
why does he think not wearing a top or socks is a good look?
seems like a twat 2bh
baffles my mind why a paki or nigger would post on Sup Forums of all places
mustang
The h3h3 Podcast - Michael Stevens (Vsauce)
fantastic post
had a bad experience on the motorway today
almost got side swiped by a lorry
shan't ever be going back on the m3
sally
> (You)
>bracing — and thoroughly timely — message whose power is further bolstered by the efforts of a stellar ensemble cast.
my arse
breakfast: big cup of coffee (which i drank while walking around the woods in my backyard with the dogger)
lunch: chicken flavored ramen noodles with ground hamburger, a soup made from the it separate, and a bud light
dinner: TBA
wbu?
bored out my nut lads
gf hasn't responded to my texts for 3 days
want my cummies tonight t bh
what should I wank to tonight?
Got a lot of uni work that I am procrastinating on lads haha lol lmao
>gf hasn't responded to my texts for 3 days
got some bad news for you lad
Lad, what the fuck are you even on about?
what are cummies?
the girls are pengs
and the film is ok