Yfw you realized you will never be klay thompson

>yfw you realized you will never be klay thompson

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at least those girls aren't coalburners :^)

He looks fucking miserable

>mfw I bang hotter girls than thompson
>mfw I'm better-looking than thompson
>mfw I'm not a manlet like thompson
>mfw I don't play a nigger sport like thompson
Wouldn't mind the salary though.

He's drunk and probably about to bang some random 6/10 it's whatever.

STATSGOD

wirhout religion life is inherently meanigless tbqh

La ilaha ill'Allah

pls fuck my wife, statsgod

I'm not into Syrians sorry m8.

They're solid 9s

>tfw no steph-daughter tho

BL...ACKED???

Why'd he do it?

no matter how hot she is, theres a guy out there thats glad hes not with her

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>implying he banged any of them

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She doesn't do anything for me. I bet she's so basic and boring.

that's how a real HOT woman looks like not your 12 year olds, yoshi

maybe if you added a couple tentacles

You will never be based Delly and have multiple wives

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rate my gf lads

this is a >teacher and a >mother
leaves comments on klay's instagram how she "found a new man"

every shitty character trait found in modern white women can be traced to black pop culture that infected them.
black women are the shittiest creatures that ever walked this planet

Top kek leaf

>manlet

He's literally 6'7", you autist

"aren't"

Based nippon with the truth

"No matter how hot she is, somewhere, there is a man tired of her bullshit" - Confucius

>solid 9s

It's just how he always looks

Even in the offseason he's hitting 3's

COLONIZED

how can white girls even compete?

*slow clap*

Looks like clay hits 3s on and off the court

>nailing 3's on and off the court

Fuck Steph, Klay's mom's is hot as fuck son omg she's so hot

By havings iqs above 70

>tfw you will never be Rob Gronkowski

Its like im really on reddit

>stealing jokes from fucking reddit
wtf happened to this place seriously

that's a man, bruh

You gotta go back

Damn, I'm sure glad three people found it necessary to make the same joke

>this guy is a nigger
>he's literally whiter than Spaniards, Italians and Greeks
kek

is rob gonna be shitting in diapers in 10 years due to all the massive head trauma

Race is crazy shit mayne

Mom genes stronk I guess

Gronk has literally never had a concussion you retard. Everyone goes low on him.

that's a tough feel 2bh

>Using the Jags to wipe his ass

That picture looks like incest

If you've heard Klay talk you realize that the only thing women are after is status. He's basically a fungus that basically just lays there, breathing.

Status through dating a hot guy, a rich guy, a famous guy, whatever, but it doesn't matter who you are as a human being, your character, what you've gone through, only thing that matters is the status that you can put on the table.

he actually has a very stereotypical classic greek face

seriously this is why you should never have a daughter

Pls tell me this isnt the jaguars wtf guy

>no shadow of his dick

he's got small dick doesn't he? sad desu

>fagada

I'm pretty sure they arrange these things so you don't see shadows of anyone's genitals m8

I hate being a virgin Sup Forums.

>tfw you never got laid in high school and now you're too old to chase high school girls

>you will never be 6'7

piece of wood RITP

move to Asia and get into prostitutes. You'll thank me you did.

I don't need any STDs pham

allegedly

>klay thompson
>white
Pick one

Life is meaningless whether you believe in religion or not

*tips*

Is that Alex Len?

God exists whether you believe in him or not

*tips fedora*

>tfw I will never EVER be taller than 5'6

jdimsa

Looks like a pretty average sized dick desu fampai, no homo.

Just use a rubber and avoid the real dirty ones. When I was working in SoKo as part of employment I had to have yearly blood tests. Was a nice check on the ticker.

Probably even the hospital getting $$$ curing the various STDs he'd get

You can get them even with a condom you ignorant idiot. Why pay for pussy when you can get it for free? Or are you that ugly that you can't bed a decent looking girl?

>Britain
>attractive females
Stop projecting Singh. Also, you may try and insult me with LOL FAT but tbqh our females are naturally beautiful m8

I'm not a normie. Girls hate aspies more than they hate uglies.

That might be the whitest nigger I have ever seen.

What in the actual and legitimate fuck? Is this shopped?

Want some curry?

I see you're suddenly American. Your moving from Canada to the States was remarkably quick

>naturally beautiful
Say it to all the porn stars from there full of silicone

I have never said anything about Brit girls being hot or made any reference to my country in my post. You must have a reading disorder.

Stop wallowing in self-pity. That's what they don't like

They need to take all numbers and names off his uniform and just replace them with "Bro"

>They're solid 9s
for middle east standards they are
I have them at 7,without make up then lower

Maybe

This, literal any day girls anyone can pick up at the club and when they wake up with the make up off next to you and the fake tan on your sheets combined with the stinging hang over your experiencing your left wondering why the fuck did I do that.

Meme magic bro. Praise Kek.

who?

Nigga looks like Screech

You couldnt pay me enough to take that faggot's face

>le one drop drool
He's more white than black.

From left to right 7.5 (although angle is tricky here), 5, 4.

Yeah because white women were never sluts before black pop culture was a thing.
Get a clue.

She looks extremely unimpressed. Like she's actually staring at seagull in the background and not looking at the naked guy making a spectacle of himself.

His current hoe

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>69629146
>listed 6'6
>physique looks about 6' in the picture

wew

This.

Brutally true.