>She’s back at Cannes this year, in a starring role in Woody Allen’s Café Society and in Personal Shopper, her latest collaboration with Sils Maria director Olivier Assayas.
>Personal Shopper, in a screening for critics, was booed. The film is a ghost story about a personal shopper, played by Stewart. Variety notes the irony in the audience delivering boos to a ghost movie.
>Critics came to the film’s defense on Twitter.
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Another Razzie for KStew
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I'll take 'things that belong in my mouth' for $200 alex
>Variety notes the irony in the audience delivering boos to a ghost movie.
Enlighten me on whats so ironic about this.
Ghosts go boo
A film getting booed at Cannes means nothing but free publicity for the film. Audiences there are braindead.
her sexual feet.
Did she sell her soul to Black Phillip? She's quite average looking and is a bit of a cunt from what I hear.
Yeah, look at all that great publicity for Sea of Trees. That must be why they changed its name. To get away from all that great publicity.
Jesus Christ man don't scare me with that shit.
i'd sell my soul to black phillip if it meant i could be kstew's eternal footboy.
Isn't the whole point to be as loud and obnoxious as possible at Cannes?
>booing a movie
people actually do this
they were boing her acting or the movie? which isn't hers but the director's fault
I'm booing your post
Good god
After they booed the movie, the clapped and cheered for her feet.
Holy fuck what a retard.
>people openly booing in a theater
is this like the american clapping?
>all that photoshop just to make kstew look human
Jesus Christ
Look how happy the people next to her are
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Is she incapable of shutting her goddamn mouth or something?
Any time you see this bitch she has her mouth open.
My point is, a film getting booed at Cannes means very little.
Here are other films which were booed at Cannes: m.mentalfloss.com
Audiences there will often boo a film for moral reasons, not because the film is actually bad. In other words, it's a big who cares. If anything it probably means the film is worth a look.
Shut the fuck up, it's cute.
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>that face
she knows exactly what she's doing
>i'd sell my soul to black phillip if it meant i could be kstew's eternal footboy.
Would you sacrifice your life if it meant being reincarnated as her four inch tall personal foot slave?
Think she has anxiety
Just saw Adventureland, that was pretty good and she was alright in it
half the films there are legitimately trash and the other half are divisive and experimental. not at all comparable to a conventional director like assayas, who's a fucking french darling and just put out clouds of sils-maria to acclaim from the french press and numerous cesar awards
This, she suffers from social anxiety.
I want those feet makes my cock feel happy
why is she always barefoot do you think she gets off to hungry little bois like us fantasizing over her feet??
She would use you 24/7 and your only non-KStew contact would be the rare occasions when she loans you out to her girlfriends for a few days.
The downside is that your new home would be her sweetiest, grimiest, most well-worn blackened sneakers. You would sleep in them and if you got cold then she would reach into her hamper and give you a used, sweet-drenched ankle sock for you to use as a sleeping bag. Much of your diet would come from drinking her pure footsweet and consuming any of the fruits that her feet provide. All of the yummy things which grow under her toenails, all of the yummy treats wedged between her toes, all of the yummy foot grime, and all of the yummy foot slime would be your daily meals. Always remeber to thank the chef with many kisses.
When she's working or outside the house, she keeps you inside of one of the shoes that she is wearing. You are pressed underneath her foot sole, serving as a cushion for her feet to absord her footfalls. She's going to be stomping on you with her soles for hours and she will not give you any sympathy or breaks. She needs you to serve as an insole, and that means she is going to treat you like an insole. She expects you to withstand all of her many footsteps and footstomps and she wants each time her sole slams into you to be met with a kiss. She wants to be walking on your love and adoration, as if she is a goddess gliding above her worshippers.
When she comes home, she will let you out of her shoe. This is when you begin servicing her feet. You kiss them, you lick them, you suck them, you worship them, you make love to them. You do this until three conditions are met: her feet are clean, her feet are happy, and her feet feel as if they have been properly worshipped.
oh god I hope so
>2/3rds deserved booing
>the remaining deserved booing for being awarded top prize
I hear the movie is graphic sexually though, so it could just be a matter of offending good taste.
brah
macabre
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bump for foot worship
Shame too, she's a qt
But at least she is impervious to degeneration
footfags pls explain to me why feet is so sexy to you?
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>has her own personal shoe holding cuck
fucking hell
For a jewy mcgoldberg he's pretty sexy to me
jesus, imagine stealing a pair of those stinky shoes, cut them into dozens of little pieces and auctioning each of them off for millions of dollars
It's the little finger
i'm jealous of him
we're patricians
>critics booing a film
how old are these children?
holy this can't be real?
her foot pussy is heaven
It's a meme tradition at certain film festivals. Shouldn't be taken too seriously. Think of all the shitposting traditions of this board for comparison.
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Emma Stone's feet are nicer
true but this is a kstew thread. don't pretend like you don't wanna get under these.
I wish I was lucky enough to have her be a cunt to me
ONE OF US!!!!!
What sort of white trash walks around barefoot?
shut your fucking mouth faggot
hello r*ddit
Glad to see Ed Furlong getting work. He really needs that new liver.
So walking around barefoot is acceptable to you?
Be honest, would you want to be the insole of one of KStew's favorite shoes?
How good would it feel?
I'd like to boo into her vagina with.. Ummm... My penis.
yes
it would be amazing to have her sweaty sole on me all day
>adults booing
humans did it for literal millenia without it being a problem. Now some Jew wants to sell you shit you don't really need.
And you fell for it hook line and sinker.
>clapping at a screen, an inanimate object not capable of understanding adulation.
CUTE!!!
>fucktoy.jpg
rude
she knows what she is
Black user here, is she really racist?
yes now leave nigger
>that edit
My fucking sides thank you for that
Leave, why?
where's that webm of a indian cinema where people raise up to clap and rotate their shirts in the air
WoW you're right
Back to wikifeet with you, footpleb.
>Kstew is a foot slut and a pit whore
LITERALLY the GOAT waifu.
>Ghosts go Boo
>Mass Booing at Cannes
>Turns out they loved the movie Ghostworld
>yfw Italian ghosts are moaning at 2013's outdated wank material
>Booing a ghost movie
Oh lol.
got a good laff m8, thanks
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Y-you can see where the inner thigh ends and...boners begin. All my want.
>typical Redditer trying their best to sound smart so she will sleep with them
>KStew
>Oliver Assayas
I promise you this will be acclaimed. Cannes audiences are notorious for this shit. Tree of Life and Wild at Heart were both booed and both went on to win the Palm D'Or.
Are you people literally retarded? You'd have to be the most gullible person in the world to think that was real.
when a film gets panned, it is the actresses fault'
when a film is successful it is the director and writers who get the credit
>Sup Forums and film
>(You)
Why would she want the footfag audience? They're all omegas.
The guy on the right is Nic Hoult. He's like the worlds first real life teddy bear.
I know a couple lesbians who are major footfags. They don't care for guys who are, but I can't tell if it's because they're lesbians or because the guys are omegas.
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I'd cut my left arm off for just one sniff. I'm deadly serious, too.
Jdimsa
I want to get high by inhaling her sweety sock
>Get in user
What in the fuck sexual abuse did you weird ass motherfuckers suffer growing up?
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