Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rikka lewd get
Kyouko claimed.
Seems so
Night
Spoder best girl
Hey there
~~isnt that the point?~~
I should start it soon
It's always lewd at this time, I blame/thank Mizore
Claimu
Asuka or the Anonons here?
>Spoder best girl
Good taste.
Claimed
(Tsun)
That makes sense, that is how most lifting goes so i shoulda expected it. That sounds pretty fair, you did say the thing is a beast. Did you do all the paperwork for it?
(BEST)
I dont blame you, its not worth it at all. Its just an option for the big mons. The biggest risks for the lowest mons. We will make enough to give him a cut.
Best claimed. Waiting for the usual EmiClaimer that's in every claim thread ever.
I dont like alot of pain fran
Nope.avi
Claimed
I'm out, see you all in a few hours
The usual
It wasn't me this time!
Freedom roll!
Yaba, daba, Yaba daba doo.
>Etc
Down, up, in, out, you can decide
>text sent
It's nice you all can keep on being faggots without the Faglord to guide you.
I will return in a more permanent way some time soon. Don't lose the way, Faglings.
left over a month ago
Wew. Work was busier than I thought. Couldnt even post last thread.
Rory-sama claimed
well not in so I suppose out is okay
Shit where'd they go?
just left
still here
and
cant wait
Spoders best arthropods
But I thought you were into that kind of thing
Bleh
You do need to get telegram to work on your phone
I still blame you
Same, and our new hire switched two orders which kinda put us behind
Popping out? You'll need to pull those pants a bit lower then~
Take those panties off
Konata from lucky star bitch she's my waifu
>Blind girl best girl.
Dio knows what's up.
One of my favorites too. All of them are wonderful though.
I'll leave that to you to find out :^)
It really is. How far have you gotten? Only on episode 5 but 4 is probably my favorite so far.
Sounds good, what is it? Watching some Bojack, forgot it even came out.
Exactly man. Not worth it. Now if were pulling some Firestarter Deathwish or Hotline Miami Deathwish now you're talking big money, hell even Hoxton Breakout Deathwish. Damn sure hope we do.
A blind girl can only see how ugly you are on the inside
Dio-sama...
Not a big fan of spider girl, getting tied up is not something I like and there's nothing I find interesting in her possibilities.
Then why are you at the wheel? You crazy hoe.
Yes they are.
*we're
we watched like 3 episodes on the stream.
that show has amazing dialogue so goofy.
I think it has to do with my data, I'll try to reinstall.
>Wasn't me.
>
Agreed.
Nice Loli
Taking it to telegram?~
Night
Gotcha bitch boy
Spoiler alert: not futa
The usual bbq, some asian, nachos and a table for deserts. I've never seen it
Cause its my car
Its not really busy. Just constant enough that I cant shitpost here as normal. Using my spiders.
I find arachnids in general cool as hell. If it were legal and safe for me, Id have a big old funnelweb.
Still the Suika
...
Nah, but I REALLY need to get on that. Probably will next week, or in the next few days.
Maybe I'll just have to force it out of ya. :^)
What's good yo?
Bleh?
It's getting hot in here, so take off all your robes
You just had to ask qt3.141 tsun rider.
I'll be doing technical help desk for businesses. Diagnosing and repairing issues with their computer, routers etc
lol I tried that show once but didn't really like it. Should I give it another shot?
Well, that's where we differ
And i also like spiders as an animal
I want a pet Tarantula
Go ahead and try that
Who started it?
Maybe later
You could get a Burgundy Goliath, biggest spider by mass
Just the usual. Can't wait to see how new Lilliana performs at my local commander night tomorrow
It's getting so hot, I will take my robe off
(you)
I'm indifferent towards them, well except for the fact that they kinda creep me out and when I see one I don't even bother killing it with my bare hands, I prefer taking a closeby object and smack it.
(you)(you)(you)(you)
I call it charity.
lets clear this up I like a little light pain not too heavy on it
No way
Youre gonna have to force them off
Oh you do? Awesome! I will re use that one then
I figured it wasnt, not clever enough, and same to you, force em off
Frenemy~
Don't get me even more excited with that dirty talk
Im talking the biggest money. Im talking deathwish cook off with as many bags as we can grab. We are going to make them billions, bain wont know what to do with himself
Everytime i ask you are always procrastinating! Im horrible about it so i cant get onto you for it but still. Btw dont you have to take a class for bikes?
Thanks.
I have one.
I want something I can hurl at an intruder and have them die in 15 minutes.
Well then you havent met one of these bad boys.
>First person to respond to thread
You want me to force yours off?
>Oh I can do that~
I really want to kill it.
Food and watching love live. (you)?
Not that lewd yet?~
Frenemy~
>ahem
is it the boner death spider?
>Rikkas panty roll
I am not tsun or cute!
Ohhh, another person to bug about my computer problems!
>Inb4 turn it off and on again
Ayyy free (You)s!
I have an excuse this time!
>DMV A SHIIIIIIIIIT
Shoo~
Not much, just catching up on my own animus and then getting ready for work.
Not if said girl is 2D.
Agreed. Some jokes you need to re-watch to get.
Damn that sounds good. It's pretty funny, a little real at times to but that makes it even better.
I'll never give it up :^)
I'd say go for it. If not this time then it's just not gonna work out.
Use any of them as much as you like. I enjoy each one!
>As many bags as we can grab
Absolute madman, there's no way we can get more than 4.
Fair enough
~~i may be able to force them off!~~
What kind?
CUTE!
That's the Brazilian wandering spider
I honestly am not sure who that is
Maybe later
>love
Rosehair.
>Hint, you already know me
What dirty talk?
I was hoping that because you are my friend you wouldnt go that far
How are you??
Alrighty I will!
Not you too!
Thats a fair excuse, when i moved here i had to make 3 trips back to my house because i only had certain papers and it took about an hour longer than it should have. I feel you
We can get at least 8. Believe in the me that believes in you best. We just need some good supplies and its possible
>gunna have to force them off
I will, count on it
Rikka lewds get
Oh shit. It sounds like bojock from dbz tho
Aw
>
The way you type is too easy to distinguish. What am i supposed to call you now?
roll for lewds
Have you tried shoving it up your ass?
>The IT Crowd reference
I might give it another go. Fuck, I just realized I haven't been keeping up on the new Archer
Ruby rose from RWBY claimed
lewd get
...
Why does everyone like that shit show?
Are you Galko?
How are the babies?
Well, there is a possibility of me wanting to
Why are you so interesting in my sex life?
It's because we're friends that I can "force" them off
>Nice and gently, with a little pinch~
I was just thinking about your futa pics.
You just don't understand the appeal of
Lesbian Schoolgirls who fight monsters
Same thing you did before, not like I'm a different person.
Possibly.
They're all fine, I may be getting another snake soon.
Rory?
Sup Forums X is now installed. Now what?
It's so kawaii fuck off you must be a negroe also Nora claimed we are polygamous
Gotta get trips to force em off
Same for you fran, trips and they are yours
So you do this with all your friend?
>Pinch
Be careful
Who dafuq is rory
namesync?
Hopefully well. Can't imagine people will let you ult it terribly often, but even once should be tons of fun.
Im well as usual. Watching the LL sunshine. You?
Oh my~
Im not. You dont notice the "~"
I know that but it doesn't feel the same. You know what i mean?
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
Trying to fight off the lewd zombies here
>Rikka
Night
>smug
The picture itself is not that lewd, but the idea is great I guess.
oh, ok then
Futa? Oh boy!
Heretic! But you have about the same waifu. Overly nice, and huge tits
What kind this time?
Stealing them
And forcing ice up the pooper
Well, her plus one can kill small stuff
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Wonderful. Up to anything?
>8
You're driving a hard bargain man. Once we actually get to do it, then will I believe in you. Some very good supplies, Thanatos is needed.
Ha, now I have no idea who that is.
Absolutely man. That's a show I couldn't get into haha.
>namesync
>Going to bed i leave you my fun bags
I may not post like this after tonight, don't know yet. Not like I'm really around much anymore.
>heretic
I just said it was a possibility.
Most likely a Hog Island Boa.
Only with a few special friends of course.
>Gentle pinches, don't worry~
Ever tried ice play before?
Claimed
Rem from Re:Zero
What is the possibility?
Cute!
I actually want to try it out
~~what might the special friends be?~~
Have you tried ignoring?
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Big as fuck nigga smaller than broly but just as swol. Green like hulk too. Teen goham fucked him andand his squad up badly
Ok goodnight my sweet Cinnabun~
>kisses
Thats understandable. Aint forcing you to stay
How about no ice play?
Oh hot damn love Archer lol. H Jon Benjamin has been in some pretty great stuff. Home Movies was hilarious on [Adult Swim]. What didn't you like about Archer?
Fair enough?
Not the ice pls
Fending off lewd xombies and playing rock band
I never have tried ice play before, I dont know if I would like it
Good idea but I would feel mean, I know they are just playin
screw it, i'm going to bed, keep your damn anties
So smug, what are you up to?
Rolling
It can't be that bad, you got to try it!
I see Shizuru in all caps where anonymous should be. I take it I replace Name in the reply box with something else for it to work?
I may be, but its doable. We can build a good team here. Thats pretty fair, i will be waiting for my fellow mons collector. I think we need some more explosives
Pretty high, but I'm not confirming or denying anything.
I guess I'm still around, just don't see a point in really posting anymore.